Hearthpwn

Always look both ways before crossing the Formation Grounds.

Even THIS is better than paper straws.

Junior explorers scan the night sky in fear of her candle’s flame!

Junior explorers scan the night sky in fear of her candle’s flame!

His real name is Melvin, but he prefers his friends call him ... <sigh> ..."Floecaster."

She wishes all things could grow and flourish at Scholomance. If only she knew…

When a Water elemental and an Ice elemental love each other VERY much...

Smelts in his mouth, not in your hand.

Smelts in his mouth, not in your hand.

Gazlowe was voted "Most Likely to Explode" in high school.

He's the leader of the gnomes, and an incredible inventor. He's getting better, too; He turns things into chickens WAY less than he used to.

Perfectly accessorized to attract adventurers.

Ever since Sylvanas killed his son, he's dreamed of getting… even.

"I shall build a mighty golden paladin! And he will GREET the WORLD!"

Summon an unlimited* number of minions!** *Six **Wisps

Gnom gnom gnom.

Never learned how to L.A.N.D.

Never learned how to L.A.N.D.

With dominion over the seas and skies, Golganneth fearlessly wields the power of nature to serve the Pantheon.

A veteran of a number of crusades, she is a force for light and goodness. Her latest crusade is against goblin telemarketers.

So is a Grand Empress an empress that's grand or an empress's empress?

Sometimes all a plant needs is, like, A LOT of water.

Nothing is more terrifying than a parrot squawking "Pyroblast!"

The grumbling grew to a mighty rumbling, and out of the caverns the kobolds came tumbling.

The hula doll is still absolutely required.

"Grab a slice by the hearth and enjoy the festivities. This celebration is for all of us!" -Harth

"Grab a slice by the hearth and enjoy the festivities. This celebration is for all of us!" -Harth

A staunch ally of Rafaam, at least while the shinies keep flowing.

The goblin travel agency lost his luggage, but he's still having a great vacation!

His whole job is yelling "Yogg-Saron comin'!"

No one told her that champions want to sleep in.

No one told her that champions want to sleep in.

"Through my faith and my courage, I shall be protected. And through my honor and sacrifice, another will rise in my place."

Hogger is super powerful. If you kill him, it's because he <i>let</i> you.

Uh oh, the hollow hound is coming out of its cage! Don't worry though, it's doing just fine.

How can he be hungry… if he's Ettin!?

I can't feel my axe!

Not even death can stop Rafaam from pursuing a life of crime.

The Iron Juggernaut guards Orgrimmar and has just earned the "Employee of the Month" award!

The Iron Juggernaut guards Orgrimmar and has just earned the "Employee of the Month" award!

Seeing his Jade Golem grow up into the tall, handsome 6/6 standing before him was the proudest moment of his life.

Seeing his Jade Golem grow up into the tall, handsome 6/6 standing before him was the proudest moment of his life.

She's judge, jury, and junior!

"Listen, I can cut you in on a little of this premium mana, but you can't tell my boss."

"Listen, I can cut you in on a little of this premium mana, but you can't tell my boss."

She ships illicit mana crystals around the world in packages marked: FUNNEL CAKE.

“Descent of Dragons was merely a set back!”

He calms down a lot if you just give him a turn.

Gesundheit!

Creator of the titan-forged races, Khaz'goroth intended them to safeguard the world of Azeroth from corruption and discord.

He just wants people to see his vacation photos.

The good, the bad, and the ugly stats for the Cost.

Someone called her a Rhinorider, and she's NOT HAPPY.

Krag'wa has a ritual to honor his friends and a ritual to devour his enemies. No one can tell them apart.

Krag'wa has a ritual to honor his friends and a ritual to devour his enemies. No one can tell them apart.

Never should have flushed him.

The only one who knows how to properly prepare Galakrond's coffee.

Do you think she got her name before or after she turned into a snake?

She was a lady in polka dots until the gnomish laundromat incident.

To her credit, the best bodyguard for the king WOULD be a dragon in disguise.

"Follow my lead!" *dies*

The Hogchoppers, the terrors of Tanaris, can always be found at one tavern or another in Gadgetzan, refueling for totally real and legit adventures that they go on.

<i>*not related to the Burning Legion</i>

The forecast calls for light showers, but you won’t need an umbrella.

<i>Somebody</i> has to do the paperwork around here.

Really great at his job! - Yogg-Saron

He used to be a 2100+ rated arena player, but that was years ago and nobody can get him to shut up about it.

You can't just leave a Luckydo somewhere. You gotta keep 'em with you! Especially in Gadgetzan!

Does he summon because of his madness, or is he mad from all the summoning?

She has set up her Black Market here in Gadgetzan for one purpose, to make a KILLING when Beanie Babies make their inevitable comeback.

Maexxna gets super mad when people introduce her as "Maxina" or "Maxxy".

Also buffs your Calcium by 1000mg.

Also buffs your Calcium by 1000mg.

"It's party time! P-A-R-T-Why? Because I gotta!"

Needs just a few more ratings points to become Grandmaster Jouster.

Believe it or not, this is only the faire's fourth most dangerous game.

"Well if I didn't build the whelp and YOU didn't build the whelp…"

Crushes buildings with his BEAR hands.

Some say the world will end in fire. Some say in ice. Why not BOTH?

Unfortunately, Mi’da’s touch will not turn things to gold.

Three of these would make for an EPIC T-shirt.

"Why's he so mad?" "He's been stuck on one of Hearthstone's hidden maze puzzles for YEARS."

We asked, "Where do the missiles go?" and he answered, "Yes."

Music is Mukla's escape from his anger. When he's on-stage, it's like he's a whole different gorilla… Until you boo him.

He really enjoys lurking and gets a lot of job satisfaction out of it.

Mogor helped reopen the Dark Portal once. You know you're in trouble when you have to rely on an ogre.

This champion has learned from the best. Except for his target selection.

Sadly, she was still two credits short of her Witch Doctorate.

Most disturbing is how Moorabi covers all those frozen minions with flavored syrup.

Most disturbing is how Moorabi covers all those frozen minions with flavored syrup.

The hills have eyes. And teeth. Pretty bad breath, too.

The hills have eyes. And teeth. Pretty bad breath, too.

Has been known to abduct sea cows and leave kelp circles.

Pro tip: DO NOT BOGART THE BANANAS.

An eye for an eye, and a ghoul for a ghoul.

An eye for an eye, and a ghoul for a ghoul.

It’s a self-reducing prophecy.

He loves a good yarn.

He loves a good yarn.

Not to be confused with Nithogger.