Hearthpwn

He and Mountain Giant don't get along.

This minion goes all the way to 11!

"Still you refuse to bend your knee? None can escape death, you old fool. And in death… all will serve me…"

The spirits prefer to convoke when there's some hot gossip to discuss.

Take the time for an evil laugh after you draw this card.

Ghouls in the pipe, five by five.

Totem Golem's uncle, gone too soon.

History has a way of altering villains so that we can no longer see ourselves in them. Unfortunately for the Venthyr, they all look like Sire Denathrius.

Leads with an iron fist and a stony demeanor.

At one point, The Jailer served as Arbiter over the souls of the Shadowlands. He was the epitome of an unbiased, righteous judge of character. WAS.

"Arthas was a spoiled child, playing with toys he could neither control nor understand. Come into the cold. I will show you the true power of the Frozen Throne."

"Step forward. Confess! Once I was a mere servant of the Light. Now I alone stand in judgement."

"Run away. Hide in your precious keeps, behind your walls and your bodyguards. Night always falls, and shadows will fill your hallowed halls. One day, one of those shadows will be me."

Friendly Fire: Off

In her defense, it did look like a cookie.

The viziers of Azjol-Nerub released Hadronox as a last-ditch effort to hold back the Lich King. They did so by VERY carefully scooping him up in a LARGE newspaper and releasing him.

You're not you when you're anima-starved.

The best defense against King Krush is to have someone you don’t like standing in front of you.

Mal'Ganis doesn't like being betrayed, so if you discard him, watch out.

Malygos hates it when mortals use magic. He gets so mad!

Quick! Quick! Write it down before you forget them all!

"You dare to challenge me? Come! Draw your last breath - and then, you are mine."

"I will tell you what Velen never taught me. Whosoever stands before the Light… inevitably casts a shadow."

1 + 2 + 2 + 1

Number 1, could you please sing the opening to "I Want It That Way"?

The secret is in the frosting.

It actually thrives in partial sunlight.

Likes her magic with a pinch of salt.

"The anticipation to use this relic is killing me! Though, it will more likely kill you."

You heard about Kael'thas? That's messed up, right?

Looks like Kel'Thuzad is borrowing some of Mr. Bigglesworth's nine lives.

And now, Lord Marrowgar with the weather.

"Well, I'm glad YOU knew what I should be doing this turn."

She discovered Xal'atath, Blade of the Black Empire, a terrible weapon of shadow magic that could both swallow a soul <i>and</i> cut a mean julienne.

"Do you ever wonder why you don't get invited anywhere?" "… no, not really."

What happens when you try and corrupt a corrupted firelord? DOUBLE NEGATIVE, INSECT!

Daddy! I think I made a Legendary!

They claim they're from the Fae Court, but that might be a Fae Kout.

"I recognize your effort but I think your magic still has room for improvement." - Sindragosa after taking a class on giving constructive feedback.

"All that I am: anger, cruelty, vengeance, 8 attack - I bestow upon you, my chosen knight."

Why is it a common? Well we couldn't make it a LEGendary minion!

"Cenarius once taught me about the precarious balance between life and death. I have come to understand: there IS no balance. Death always wins."

Honestly it sows more flame than it reaps.

Grommash Hellscream's famous axe. Somehow this ended up in Prince Malchezaar's possession. Quite the mystery!

Never send to know for whom the bell tolls.

Difficult to bottle up and sell. But it packs a punch.

Frosty the Bowman... was an angry hateful soul... with a fresh hewn bow and a missing nose...

The Kabal print this on every package of illicit Mana Crystals: WARNING - DO NOT PUT WITHIN REACH OF ABYSSALS. THIS IS NOT APPROVED FOR USE BY FLAMING DEMONS OF ANY KIND.

Young Night Elves love to play "Who can get the Ancient of War to Uproot?" You lose if you get crushed to death.

Nobody expects the Archbishop's Benediction!

It’s never Huffer.

Attacks her job with unbridled enthusiasm.

MARVEL AT HIS MIGHT!

He's not really chained up. He just wears that to scare the imps when they get too unruly.

He used to run the black market auction house, but there was just too much violence and he had to move.

Holy beings from the beyond are so cliché!

He loves all his Gargons equally. (Hecutis is his favorite and it's not close.)

This card is so good, it might need patch work.

He's got gill-ty written all over him!

Was it the lead pipe... the candlestick... or the unhinged, sentient, bloodthirsty sword?

That poor golem is going to be stuck as a guard forever. He can never get a head!

Aspiring meteorologist!

3 Legendary Invitations, AH AH AH!

They got a dragon that burns 1000 gallons of anima a week.

It sleeps with one eye open.

"You were too slow, old friend. The hunt began long ago. And now... it will never end."

Put your faith in the blight!

The agility course takes a while.

Kel'Thuzad thinks adding a silent 'e' at the end of words makes them sound cooler.

Once you both get comfortable, darkness is actually pretty snuggly.

In the past, plagues were spread by mice or fleas. These days they're spread by elves.

An overdue book calls for a do-over.

We may never know what provoked it, but we will never forget the consequences.

"Did I ever tell you the story of when I single-handedly took down a 29/29 C'thun?" - Reno Jackson

I'm sure at least one of those bones is from an actual beast.

The bone drake brings all the dragons to the yard. He would teach you, but you have no cards.

Cairne was killed by Garrosh, so... don't put this guy in a Warrior deck. It's pretty insensitive.

The Grand Tournament has a "No dragons allowed" policy, but it's rarely enforced.

This document looks illegally binding.

FOUND HER!

"Your Honor, my client was simply trying a new tree trimming technique!"

"INFERNOOOOOOOOOO!" - Jaraxxus, Eredar Lord of the Burning Legion

Smelts in his mouth, not in your hand.

Ever since Sylvanas killed his son, he's dreamed of getting… even.

"Grab a slice by the hearth and enjoy the festivities. This celebration is for all of us!" -Harth

No one told her that champions want to sleep in.

Not even death can stop Rafaam from pursuing a life of crime.

Krag'wa has a ritual to honor his friends and a ritual to devour his enemies. No one can tell them apart.

"It's party time! P-A-R-T-Why? Because I gotta!"

Most disturbing is how Moorabi covers all those frozen minions with flavored syrup.

The hills have eyes. And teeth. Pretty bad breath, too.

An eye for an eye, and a ghoul for a ghoul.

He loves a good yarn.

Is your refrigidarator running?

Reno is a four-time winner of the 'Best Accessorized Explorer' award.

A truly staggering 180 scribbles per minute!

It's as though a million Jade Idols cried out, and were suddenly silenced.

It turns out you CAN take it with you.

Spells offer twice the moisture wicking of cotton.

Turns into 'Sylvanas, the Infused'.