Hearthpwn

He and Mountain Giant don't get along.

This minion goes all the way to 11!

"Still you refuse to bend your knee? None can escape death, you old fool. And in death… all will serve me…"

Take the time for an evil laugh after you draw this card.

Ghouls in the pipe, five by five.

"Arthas was a spoiled child, playing with toys he could neither control nor understand. Come into the cold. I will show you the true power of the Frozen Throne."

"Step forward. Confess! Once I was a mere servant of the Light. Now I alone stand in judgement."

"Run away. Hide in your precious keeps, behind your walls and your bodyguards. Night always falls, and shadows will fill your hallowed halls. One day, one of those shadows will be me."

Friendly Fire: Off

The viziers of Azjol-Nerub released Hadronox as a last-ditch effort to hold back the Lich King. They did so by VERY carefully scooping him up in a LARGE newspaper and releasing him.

The best defense against King Krush is to have someone you don’t like standing in front of you.

Mal'Ganis doesn't like being betrayed, so if you discard him, watch out.

Malygos hates it when mortals use magic. He gets so mad!

Quick! Quick! Write it down before you forget them all!

"You dare to challenge me? Come! Draw your last breath - and then, you are mine."

"I will tell you what Velen never taught me. Whosoever stands before the Light… inevitably casts a shadow."

The secret is in the frosting.

Likes her magic with a pinch of salt.

And now, Lord Marrowgar with the weather.

"Well, I'm glad YOU knew what I should be doing this turn."

She discovered Xal'atath, Blade of the Black Empire, a terrible weapon of shadow magic that could both swallow a soul <i>and</i> cut a mean julienne.

What happens when you try and corrupt a corrupted firelord? DOUBLE NEGATIVE, INSECT!

Daddy! I think I made a Legendary!

"I recognize your effort but I think your magic still has room for improvement." - Sindragosa after taking a class on giving constructive feedback.

"All that I am: anger, cruelty, vengeance, 8 attack - I bestow upon you, my chosen knight."

"Cenarius once taught me about the precarious balance between life and death. I have come to understand: there IS no balance. Death always wins."

Honestly it sows more flame than it reaps.

Grommash Hellscream's famous axe. Somehow this ended up in Prince Malchezaar's possession. Quite the mystery!

Difficult to bottle up and sell. But it packs a punch.

Frosty the Bowman... was an angry hateful soul... with a fresh hewn bow and a missing nose...

The Kabal print this on every package of illicit Mana Crystals: WARNING - DO NOT PUT WITHIN REACH OF ABYSSALS. THIS IS NOT APPROVED FOR USE BY FLAMING DEMONS OF ANY KIND.

Young Night Elves love to play "Who can get the Ancient of War to Uproot?" You lose if you get crushed to death.

Nobody expects the Archbishop's Benediction!

It’s never Huffer.

Attacks her job with unbridled enthusiasm.

MARVEL AT HIS MIGHT!

He's not really chained up. He just wears that to scare the imps when they get too unruly.

He used to run the black market auction house, but there was just too much violence and he had to move.

Holy beings from the beyond are so cliché!

This card is so good, it might need patch work.

Aspiring meteorologist!

It sleeps with one eye open.

"You were too slow, old friend. The hunt began long ago. And now... it will never end."

Put your faith in the blight!

The agility course takes a while.

Once you both get comfortable, darkness is actually pretty snuggly.

In the past, plagues were spread by mice or fleas. These days they're spread by elves.

We may never know what provoked it, but we will never forget the consequences.

"Did I ever tell you the story of when I single-handedly took down a 29/29 C'thun?" - Reno Jackson

The bone drake brings all the dragons to the yard. He would teach you, but you have no cards.

Cairne was killed by Garrosh, so... don't put this guy in a Warrior deck. It's pretty insensitive.

The Grand Tournament has a "No dragons allowed" policy, but it's rarely enforced.

"INFERNOOOOOOOOOO!" - Jaraxxus, Eredar Lord of the Burning Legion

Smelts in his mouth, not in your hand.

"Grab a slice by the hearth and enjoy the festivities. This celebration is for all of us!" -Harth

No one told her that champions want to sleep in.

Krag'wa has a ritual to honor his friends and a ritual to devour his enemies. No one can tell them apart.

Most disturbing is how Moorabi covers all those frozen minions with flavored syrup.

The hills have eyes. And teeth. Pretty bad breath, too.

An eye for an eye, and a ghoul for a ghoul.

He loves a good yarn.

Is your refrigidarator running?

Reno is a four-time winner of the 'Best Accessorized Explorer' award.

It's as though a million Jade Idols cried out, and were suddenly silenced.

It turns out you CAN take it with you.

Spells offer twice the moisture wicking of cotton.

"Do not be afraid. Approach. The dead will sleep… for now."

Orgrim Doomhammer gave this legendary weapon to Thrall. His name is a total coincidence.

The blades glow green from things unseen, dark dreams whirling in the felfire gleam.

blaarghghLLGHRHARAAHAHHH!!

Illin' Illidan laying down the damage, flinging out the chaos as far as he can manage.

A mind is a terrible thing to waste. Seconds, anyone?

"I think I'll just nap under these trees. Wait... AAAAAHHH!" - Blinkfizz, the Unfortunate Gnome

Druids take nourishment from many things: the power of nature, the songbird's chirp, a chocolate cake.

"Thanks, I HATE it!"

Rogues are not good joggers.

O, what a tangled web we weave, hoping spiders dodge the cleave.

With Medivh as her son, nothing YOU do could ever disappoint her.

Healing really resin-ates with him.

They initially planned to be the Beryl or Cerulean drakes, but those felt a tad too pretentious.

As a young blood-princess she learned the proper way for a lady to curtsy, how to address fellow members of royalty, and how to bite them.

Queen Lana'thel insists on one of these, fried, every morning for breakfast.

He's so hot right now.

"Oil," "Rail," and "Blubber" were already taken.

You get a sword! And you get a sword! Everybody gets a sword!

He was just minding his business, farming corpses, when you meddling adventurers came along.

Her marriage survived death, but it decayed pretty quickly after that.

You either die a villain, or live long enough to see yourself become the hero.

Dark Bishop takes Light Pawn, check.

How's everyone doing? Hurt? Bleeding? Wounded? ... Excellent.

He's deathspicable.

Star player on the inter-office Boomball team.

Nothing beats rock.

Despite the name, he's a solid conjurer.

The Faceless Ones are servants of Yogg-Saron, and they feed on fear. Right now they are feeding on your fear of accidentally disenchanting all your good cards.

Her clothing? Pure silk, of course.

He can lock 'em up, but he just can't keep 'em.

No Pain, No Gain.

So infused with the Light, he has to wear double sleep masks at night.

Please? Can I keep him? I promise to clean his cage <i>every day</i>.