Hearthpwn

Nothing personal, tiny human. I have many mouths to feed.

His tremendous wisdom could not survive the foul influence of the demons’ fel magic during the War of the Ancients. But his blessing from Elune did.

What happened to my 1/1 Void Pup? And the glee club?!

Sometimes, problems can be solved by throwing everything you've got at it. This is not one of those times.

Missed the big descent with the other dragons. But better late and nether!

"Pit! Do as I say!"

Critical component of any tragic backstory.

Critical component of any tragic backstory.

"The anticipation to use this relic is killing me! Though, it will more likely kill you."

"The anticipation to use this relic is killing me! Though, it will more likely kill you."

"The anticipation to use this relic is killing me! Though, it will more likely kill you."

Prepare for the staunch conch launch!

To hulk, perhaps, to fiend: ay, there's the rub.

Armed with fear, big eyes, ruthless efficiency, almost fanatical devotion to your hero, and nice brown robes.

As a former mage, making the transition from fire to felfire was quite easy.

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Oh boo hoo, did someone's World Tree burn down?

Honestly it sows more flame than it reaps.

Honestly it sows more flame than it reaps.

If you run 2 of these, would that make it the bi-cycle of hatred?

When someone gets injured, it's considered performance art.

When someone gets injured, it's considered performance art.

What happened after the guardians tripped? They Fel.

DROP THE BASS (INTO THE ABYSS)!

4 claw drive, independent joint suspension AND a 7 mana warranty? Where do I sign?

Once a proud titan, Argus was fated to meet a darker end. Sargeras and his demons would later corrupt and shatter Argus to use his power for themselves.

He can speak death but has a hard time reading it.

A tree in the hand is worth two in the Nightmare.

"You don't understand… ogres are an untapped market for vengeance and hatred!"

You cannot pet the Terror in Hearthstone.

Furious that she only has six warglaives. The Sightless Watcher has eight! The fel is always greener on the other side.

Furious that she only has six warglaives. The Sightless Watcher has eight! The fel is always greener on the other side.

Furious that she only has six warglaives. The Sightless Watcher has eight! The fel is always greener on the other side.

If you value your life, don't call it a "soft science."

If you can't beat 'em, beat WITH 'em!

When ancient heroes drove a felhunter into the sea, they thought it was the end. But for Xhilag, it was only the beginning...

"I dedicated my life to vanquishing demons, but I never thought to face the demons in me. Maybe, in time, I can help quell the demons in you." -Kurtrus, to Cariel

"It LOOKS like a grappling hook but it's actually a climbing hook. It's a really important distinction you just wouldn't get it."

"Is it safe?" "Sure, we have plenty of replacement pirates."

1v1 me on Proving Grounds, DH only, no items, 4 stocks.

A fellow of evil possessed, of most devious shadow. He hath turned on his kin a thousand times, and now, how abhorred in all imagination he is!

A fellow of evil possessed, of most devious shadow. He hath turned on his kin a thousand times, and now, how abhorred in all imagination he is!

While you were busy learning magic, she studied the blade.

While you were busy learning magic, she studied the blade.

This is what happens when you keep taking the advice of the little demon on your shoulder.

Then thou shalt count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.

All's well that ends fel when the fel summoner summons well.

So it’s a demon and a naga, but NOT a dragon?

Three of these would make for an EPIC T-shirt.

*facepalm* I asked for an art piece of a ghost on a bicycle...

We started his stats at 50,000,000,000/50,000,000,000 to be lore-accurate, but it was just a nudge too powerful.

Resourceful Demon Hunters find a use for every part of the Demon.

The blades glow green from things unseen, dark dreams whirling in the felfire gleam.

The blades glow green from things unseen, dark dreams whirling in the felfire gleam.

The blades glow green from things unseen, dark dreams whirling in the felfire gleam.

The blades glow green from things unseen, dark dreams whirling in the felfire gleam.

Maybe we should have made the bars closer together…

Maybe we should have made the bars closer together…

Illin' Illidan laying down the damage, flinging out the chaos as far as he can manage.

Illin' Illidan laying down the damage, flinging out the chaos as far as he can manage.

Give me an R! Give me a U! Give me an S! Give me an H! You two, you’re exclamation points!

Fine, three Felfiends - final offer.

As the humble caterpillar becomes a beautiful butterfly, so too does a demon hunter become a hideous mass of writhing destruction and unfettered chaos.

"Mass Times Velocity" wasn't as catchy.

Sorry guys, I TOTALLY meant to click greed.

A glaive is a glaive, but a mystery box could be anything! It could even be a glaive!

A glaive is a glaive, but a mystery box could be anything! It could even be a glaive!

"Is this real life?" "No, this is a card game."

"They never saw it coming." -Malduko

“It’s dangerous ‘round these parts, I reckon.”

A fellow of evil possessed, of most devious shadow. He hath turned on his kin a thousand times, and now, how abhorred in all imagination he is!

“Demons! It’s time for your nap!”

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a bear! It's a felstalker! It's a doomguard! It's an imp!

"Aranna, I feel like you only came to this island so you could use the zipline."

"Red Blood, it gives you wings."

"Initiate, this is your glaive. Think of it as an extension of yourself... Did you just throw it?!"

"Initiate, this is your glaive. Think of it as an extension of yourself... Did you just throw it?!"

She is the hero of the guitar. The guitar hero. Trademark.

"I have given up (a single copy of) EVERYTHING! What have YOU sacrificed?"

Can I get a pair of size XXXXXL manacles?