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Faceless Behemoth
Rejected names: Forty-Foot Faceless, Big ol' No-face, Huge Creature Sans Face, Teddy. |
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Force-Tank OMEGA MAXDivine Shield.
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Living MonumentTaunt
This is not the greatest card in the world. This is just a monument. |
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Ultrasaur
Evolved the really long neck to spy on its neighbors. |
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Anubisath WarbringerDeathrattle: Give all minions in your hand +3/+3.
Some dogs will bring you a bone or a squeaky toy. This one brings war! |
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Bull DozerDivine Shield
Leave them alone for two minutes and they go right into sleep mode. |
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Burly ShovelfistRush
Shovel beats paper and rock! |
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Giant MastodonTaunt
Still salty about it not being the "Year of the Mastodon." |
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North Sea KrakenBattlecry: Deal 4 damage.
You have no idea how tired this guy is of being released. |
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Sleepy DragonTaunt
Local villagers call her "Naps Under the Mountain." |
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DemonboltDestroy a minion. Costs (1) less for each minion you control.
Or as it’s known in troll, “De bolt, mon.” |
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Gift of the WildGive your minions +2/+2 and Taunt.
The gift that keeps on living. |
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BonemareBattlecry: Give a friendly minion +4/+4 and Taunt.
Attacks her job with unbridled enthusiasm. |
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Cauldron ElementalYour other Elementals have +2 Attack.
Decorating tip: Unused cauldrons can make a lovely elemental display. |
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Deranged DoctorDeathrattle: Restore 8 Health to your hero.
Unfortunately, his doctorate is in Murloc Literature. |
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Eldritch Horror
Often wonders what path his life might have taken if he wasn't named, you know, "Eldritch Horror". |
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Force-Tank MAXDivine Shield
There is a factory in Tanaris for crafting force-tanks, but it only ever made two, because of cost overruns. |
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Fossilized DevilsaurBattlecry: If you control a Beast, gain Taunt.
This was the only job he could get after the dinosaur theme park debacle. |
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Heroic InnkeeperTaunt. Battlecry: Gain +2/+2 for each other friendly minion.
We reserve the right to refuse service to any 1/1. |
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Mosh'Ogg EnforcerTaunt
Can’t break the rules if you can’t read ‘em. |
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Pit CrocoliskBattlecry: Deal 5 damage.
PIT! Not PET! |
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Violet WurmDeathrattle: Summon seven 1/1 Grubs.
It's wurms all the way down. |
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Walking FountainLifesteal, Rush, Windfury
The weirdest part is that it doesn't have legs. |
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Firelands PortalDeal 5 damage. Summon a random
Come to beautiful Firelands! Where it's <i>"Way nicer than the Abyssal Maw!"</i> |
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Abyssal EnforcerBattlecry: Deal 3 damage to all other characters.
The Kabal print this on every package of illicit Mana Crystals: WARNING - DO NOT PUT WITHIN REACH OF ABYSSALS. THIS IS NOT APPROVED FOR USE BY FLAMING DEMONS OF ANY KIND. |
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Amani War BearRush
"I used to farm for hours! Now they just come in packs?" |
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Blood Troll SapperAfter a friendly minion dies, deal 2 damage to the enemy hero.
Main supplier of Blood Troll Syrup to the Intercontinental Hut of Funnel Cakes. |
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Bog CreeperTaunt
He's tried other things, but bog sidling, bog ambling, and bog trundling just aren't as effective as bog creeping. |
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BonemareBattlecry: Give a friendly minion +4/+4 and Taunt.
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Captured Jormungar
You can keep him, but you have to promise to feed him and clean out his tank every day! |
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Darkmire MoonkinSpell Damage +2
Birds of a feather Moonfire together. |
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Fearsome Doomguard
They were originally called Cuddleguards, but they were not inspiring the proper amount of fear. |
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Furious EttinTaunt
One head is a morning person. The other head hates morning people. |
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Gloop SprayerBattlecry: Summon a copy of each adjacent minion.
"Are you sure that's enough gloop?" "Hold on." |
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Grotesque DragonhawkWindfury
They say that "grotesque is in the eye of the beholder," but that's just because they've never seen a Grotesque Dragonhawk. Yikes! |
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Ironhide DirehornOverkill: Summon a 5/5 Ironhide Runt.
"Boy! Bring me my masks and skull rams." |
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Jade ChieftainBattlecry: Summon a{1} {0} Jade Golem. Give it Taunt. @Battlecry: Summon a Jade Golem. Give it Taunt.
Seeing his Jade Golem grow up into the tall, handsome 6/6 standing before him was the proudest moment of his life. |
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Obsidian DestroyerAt the end of your turn, summon a 1/1 Scarab with Taunt.
No obsidian is safe around the Obsidian Destroyer! |
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Rabble BouncerTaunt
"Shirt? Shoes!? No service!" |
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Sated ThreshadonDeathrattle: Summon three 1/1 Murlocs.
Bet you can't eat just one murloc! |
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Silver VanguardDeathrattle: Recruit an
Float like a Faerie Dragon, sting like a Hivequeen. |
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StormwatcherWindfury
Aspiring meteorologist! |
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Tar LordTaunt
Tar Lord, man... legendary monster? Aw, forget it. |
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Wasteland ScorpidPoisonous
After they get to a certain size, it doesn't matter if they're poisonous or not. |
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WyrmguardBattlecry: If you're holding a Dragon, gain +1 Attack and Taunt.
They think they're trusted guardians. Dragons think they're convenient snacks. |
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Dual Warglaives |
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EntombChoose an enemy minion.
It's perfectly safe as long as you remember to put in air holes. |
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Rain of ToadsSummon three 2/4 Toads with Taunt. Overload: (3)
"Oh, THAT'S how she brings the warts!" |
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Runed ShieldGain 5 Armor.
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Serrated ShieldGain 5 Armor.
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Spiked ShieldGain 5 Armor.
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Tower Shield +10Gain 5 Armor.
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Unidentified ShieldGain 5 Armor.
The kobold stared at the bundle for a long time. “Ah hah!” he said. “It’s a shield.” |
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VanishReturn all minions to their owner's hand.
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Ancient of BlossomsTaunt
His new shampoo is really working! |
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Aranasi Broodmother[x]Taunt
She's got a big brood and a big mood. |
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ArcanosaurBattlecry: If you played an Elemental last turn, deal 3 damage to all other minions.
Arcane energy… finds a way. |
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Armored GoonWhenever your hero attacks, gain 5 Armor.
Armored except for non-critical areas, such as the head, torso, fists and thighs. |
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Big-Time RacketeerBattlecry: Summon a 6/6 Ogre.
"It'd be a shame if someone disenchanted those Legendaries." |
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Damaged StegotronTaunt
Sadly the warranty does not cover fireballs or acts of Boom. |
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Dark Arakkoa[x]Taunt
There's a whole gradient of Arakkoa! This one is on the darker side. |
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Drakonid CrusherBattlecry: If your opponent has 15 or less Health, gain +3/+3.
Drakonids were created to have all the bad parts of a dragon in the form of a humanoid. But, like, why? |
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Eccentric ScribeDeathrattle: Summon
Them’s fightin’ words! |
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Faceless SummonerBattlecry: Summon a random 3-Cost minion.
They never get the recognition they deserve. |
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Frost ElementalBattlecry: Freeze a character.
When a Water elemental and an Ice elemental love each other VERY much... |
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Gemstudded GolemTaunt
Perfectly accessorized to attract adventurers. |
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Jade Behemoth[x]Taunt
I think we should talk about the jade elephant in the room. |
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Menagerie WardenBattlecry: Choose a friendly Beast. Summon a copy of it.
Please? Can I keep him? I promise to clean his cage <i>every day</i>. |
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Mukla's Big BrotherSo strong! And only 6 Mana?! |
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Necrotic GeistWhenever one of your other minions dies, summon a 2/2 Ghoul.
An eye for an eye, and a ghoul for a ghoul. |
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Nerubian ProphetAt the start of your turn, reduce this card's
It’s a self-reducing prophecy. |
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Ornery DirehornTaunt
"It's an herbivore. How dangerous can it be?" - Famous last words |
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Priestess of EluneBattlecry: Restore 4 Health to your hero.
If she threatens to "moon" you, it's not what you think. |
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Sabretooth StalkerStealth
It's gotten a bit long in the tooth. |
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Safeguard[x]Taunt
Keep it secret. Keep it safeguarded! |
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SpellweaverSpell Damage +2
Spells offer twice the moisture wicking of cotton. |
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Temple EnforcerBattlecry: Give a friendly minion +3 Health.
He also moonlights Thursday nights as a bouncer at the Pig and Whistle Tavern. |
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Violet WardenTaunt
He's got magic, a shield, and an unwavering obsession with the color purple. |
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Volcanic DrakeCosts (1) less for each minion that died this turn.
Volcanic Drakes breathe lava instead of fire. The antacid vendor at Thorium Point does a brisk business with them. |
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Windfury HarpyWindfury
Harpies are not pleasant sounding. That's the nicest I can put it. |
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Fool's BaneUnlimited attacks each turn. Can't attack heroes.
A fool and his bane are soon parted. |
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Baited ArrowDeal 3 damage. Overkill: Summon a 5/5 Devilsaur.
The card is common, but the steak is rare. |
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Cobra ShotDeal 3 damage to a minion and the enemy hero.
"Cobra Shot" hurts way, way, way more than "Cobra Cuddle." |
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Dragon's BreathDeal 4 damage. Costs (1) less for each minion that died this turn.
Dragons breathe fire, sure, but did you know they can also breathe Cotton Candy? It's harder to give them a reason to do that, though. |
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Flame LanceDeal 8 damage to a minion.
It's on the rack next to ice lance, acid lance, and English muffin lance. |
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Ironforge PortalGain 4 Armor.
Come to beautiful Ironforge! Where irons are forged and the forges are iron! |
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Kara Kazham!Summon a 1/1 Candle, 2/2 Broom, and 3/3 Teapot.
This is what happens when you tell Khadgar to set the table. |
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Mrgl Mrgl Nyah NyahSummon 3 Murlocs that died this game.
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Power Word: TentaclesGive a minion +2/+6.
Because you're wrapped in a protective layer of… tentacles? |
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Solemn VigilDraw 2 cards. Costs (1) less for each minion that died this turn.
Each year, folk gather in front of Blackrock Mountain to mourn those who were mind-controlled into the lava. |
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Stand Against DarknessSummon five 1/1 Silver Hand Recruits.
Or if you're too tired, you can just kind of lean against the darkness. |
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WebweaveSummon two 1/2 Poisonous Spiders.
O, what a tangled web we weave, hoping spiders dodge the cleave. |
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Antique HealbotBattlecry: Restore 8 Health to your hero.
They don't make 'em like they used to! (Because of explosions, mostly.) |
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Anubisath SentinelDeathrattle: Give a random friendly minion +3/+3.
He's actually a 1/1 who picked up the hammer from the last guy. |
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Bear FormTaunt |
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Blackwing CorruptorBattlecry: If you're holding a Dragon, deal 3 damage.
He got his name when he gave Blackwing some comic books and rock & roll records. |
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BloodwormLifesteal
Queen Lana'thel insists on one of these, fried, every morning for breakfast. |
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Bone BaronDeathrattle: Add two 1/1 Skeletons to your hand.
"Oil," "Rail," and "Blubber" were already taken. |
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Cat FormCharge |
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Clockwork AutomatonDouble the damage and healing of your Hero Power.
Most mechs are pretty chill, but this one is all wound up. |