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Faceless Behemoth
Rejected names: Forty-Foot Faceless, Big ol' No-face, Huge Creature Sans Face, Teddy. |
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Force-Tank OMEGA MAXDivine Shield.
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Ultrasaur
Evolved the really long neck to spy on its neighbors. |
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Bull DozerDivine Shield
Leave them alone for two minutes and they go right into sleep mode. |
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Giant MastodonTaunt
Still salty about it not being the "Year of the Mastodon." |
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North Sea KrakenBattlecry: Deal 4 damage.
You have no idea how tired this guy is of being released. |
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Sleepy DragonTaunt
Local villagers call her "Naps Under the Mountain." |
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BonemareBattlecry: Give a friendly minion +4/+4 and Taunt.
Attacks her job with unbridled enthusiasm. |
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Cauldron ElementalYour other Elementals have +2 Attack.
Decorating tip: Unused cauldrons can make a lovely elemental display. |
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Deranged DoctorDeathrattle: Restore 8 Health to your hero.
Unfortunately, his doctorate is in Murloc Literature. |
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Eldritch Horror
Often wonders what path his life might have taken if he wasn't named, you know, "Eldritch Horror". |
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Force-Tank MAXDivine Shield
There is a factory in Tanaris for crafting force-tanks, but it only ever made two, because of cost overruns. |
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Fossilized DevilsaurBattlecry: If you control a Beast, gain Taunt.
This was the only job he could get after the dinosaur theme park debacle. |
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Gloop SprayerBattlecry: Summon a copy of each adjacent minion.
"Are you sure that's enough gloop?" "Hold on." |
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Violet WurmDeathrattle: Summon seven 1/1 Grubs.
It's wurms all the way down. |
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Firelands PortalDeal 5 damage. Summon a random
Come to beautiful Firelands! Where it's <i>"Way nicer than the Abyssal Maw!"</i> |
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Abyssal EnforcerBattlecry: Deal 3 damage to all other characters.
The Kabal print this on every package of illicit Mana Crystals: WARNING - DO NOT PUT WITHIN REACH OF ABYSSALS. THIS IS NOT APPROVED FOR USE BY FLAMING DEMONS OF ANY KIND. |
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Bog CreeperTaunt
He's tried other things, but bog sidling, bog ambling, and bog trundling just aren't as effective as bog creeping. |
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Captured Jormungar
You can keep him, but you have to promise to feed him and clean out his tank every day! |
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Darkmire MoonkinSpell Damage +2
Birds of a feather Moonfire together. |
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Fearsome Doomguard
They were originally called Cuddleguards, but they were not inspiring the proper amount of fear. |
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Furious EttinTaunt
One head is a morning person. The other head hates morning people. |
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Grotesque DragonhawkWindfury
They say that "grotesque is in the eye of the beholder," but that's just because they've never seen a Grotesque Dragonhawk. Yikes! |
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Jade ChieftainBattlecry: Summon a{1} {0} Jade Golem. Give it Taunt. @Battlecry: Summon a Jade Golem. Give it Taunt.
Seeing his Jade Golem grow up into the tall, handsome 6/6 standing before him was the proudest moment of his life. |
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Obsidian DestroyerAt the end of your turn, summon a 1/1 Scarab with Taunt.
No obsidian is safe around the Obsidian Destroyer! |
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Sated ThreshadonDeathrattle: Summon three 1/1 Murlocs.
Bet you can't eat just one murloc! |
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Silver VanguardDeathrattle: Recruit an
Float like a Faerie Dragon, sting like a Hivequeen. |
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StormwatcherWindfury
Aspiring meteorologist! |
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Tar LordTaunt
Tar Lord, man... legendary monster? Aw, forget it. |
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WyrmguardBattlecry: If you're holding a Dragon, gain +1 Attack and Taunt.
They think they're trusted guardians. Dragons think they're convenient snacks. |
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EntombChoose an enemy minion.
It's perfectly safe as long as you remember to put in air holes. |
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Runed ShieldGain 5 Armor.
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Serrated ShieldGain 5 Armor.
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Spiked ShieldGain 5 Armor.
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Tower Shield +10Gain 5 Armor.
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Unidentified ShieldGain 5 Armor.
The kobold stared at the bundle for a long time. “Ah hah!” he said. “It’s a shield.” |
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Ancient of BlossomsTaunt
His new shampoo is really working! |
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Big-Time RacketeerBattlecry: Summon a 6/6 Ogre.
"It'd be a shame if someone disenchanted those Legendaries." |
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Damaged StegotronTaunt
Sadly the warranty does not cover fireballs or acts of Boom. |
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Dark Arakkoa[x]Taunt
There's a whole gradient of Arakkoa! This one is on the darker side. |
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Drakonid CrusherBattlecry: If your opponent has 15 or less Health, gain +3/+3.
Drakonids were created to have all the bad parts of a dragon in the form of a humanoid. But, like, why? |
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Faceless SummonerBattlecry: Summon a random 3-Cost minion.
They never get the recognition they deserve. |
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Frost ElementalBattlecry: Freeze a character.
When a Water elemental and an Ice elemental love each other VERY much... |
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Gemstudded GolemTaunt
Perfectly accessorized to attract adventurers. |
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Jade Behemoth[x]Taunt
I think we should talk about the jade elephant in the room. |
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Menagerie WardenBattlecry: Choose a friendly Beast. Summon a copy of it.
Please? Can I keep him? I promise to clean his cage <i>every day</i>. |
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Mukla's Big BrotherSo strong! And only 6 Mana?! |
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Necrotic GeistWhenever one of your other minions dies, summon a 2/2 Ghoul.
An eye for an eye, and a ghoul for a ghoul. |
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Nerubian ProphetAt the start of your turn, reduce this card's
It’s a self-reducing prophecy. |
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Ornery DirehornTaunt
"It's an herbivore. How dangerous can it be?" - Famous last words |
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Priestess of EluneBattlecry: Restore 4 Health to your hero.
If she threatens to "moon" you, it's not what you think. |
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Sabretooth StalkerStealth
It's gotten a bit long in the tooth. |
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SpellweaverSpell Damage +2
Spells offer twice the moisture wicking of cotton. |
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Temple EnforcerBattlecry: Give a friendly minion +3 Health.
He also moonlights Thursday nights as a bouncer at the Pig and Whistle Tavern. |
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Volcanic DrakeCosts (1) less for each minion that died this turn.
Volcanic Drakes breathe lava instead of fire. The antacid vendor at Thorium Point does a brisk business with them. |
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Windfury HarpyWindfury
Harpies are not pleasant sounding. That's the nicest I can put it. |
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Fool's BaneUnlimited attacks each turn. Can't attack heroes.
A fool and his bane are soon parted. |
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Cobra ShotDeal 3 damage to a minion and the enemy hero.
"Cobra Shot" hurts way, way, way more than "Cobra Cuddle." |
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Dragon's BreathDeal 4 damage. Costs (1) less for each minion that died this turn.
Dragons breathe fire, sure, but did you know they can also breathe Cotton Candy? It's harder to give them a reason to do that, though. |
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Flame LanceDeal 8 damage to a minion.
It's on the rack next to ice lance, acid lance, and English muffin lance. |
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Ironforge PortalGain 4 Armor.
Come to beautiful Ironforge! Where irons are forged and the forges are iron! |
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Kara Kazham!Summon a 1/1 Candle, 2/2 Broom, and 3/3 Teapot.
This is what happens when you tell Khadgar to set the table. |
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Mrgl Mrgl Nyah NyahSummon 3 Murlocs that died this game.
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Power Word: TentaclesGive a minion +2/+6.
Because you're wrapped in a protective layer of… tentacles? |
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Solemn VigilDraw 2 cards. Costs (1) less for each minion that died this turn.
Each year, folk gather in front of Blackrock Mountain to mourn those who were mind-controlled into the lava. |
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Stand Against DarknessSummon five 1/1 Silver Hand Recruits.
Or if you're too tired, you can just kind of lean against the darkness. |
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WebweaveSummon two 1/2 Poisonous Spiders
O, what a tangled web we weave, hoping spiders dodge the cleave. |
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Antique HealbotBattlecry: Restore 8 Health to your hero.
They don't make 'em like they used to! (Because of explosions, mostly.) |
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Anubisath SentinelDeathrattle: Give a random friendly minion +3/+3.
He's actually a 1/1 who picked up the hammer from the last guy. |
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Blackwing CorruptorBattlecry: If you're holding a Dragon, deal 3 damage.
He got his name when he gave Blackwing some comic books and rock & roll records. |
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BloodwormLifesteal
Queen Lana'thel insists on one of these, fried, every morning for breakfast. |
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Bone BaronDeathrattle: Add two 1/1 Skeletons to your hand.
"Oil," "Rail," and "Blubber" were already taken. |
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Clockwork AutomatonDouble the damage and_healing of your Hero_Power.
Most mechs are pretty chill, but this one is all wound up. |
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Clockwork KnightBattlecry: Give a friendly Mech +1/+1.
It takes a lot to wind him up. |
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Cobalt ScalebaneAt the end of your turn, give another random friendly minion +3 Attack.
You get a sword! And you get a sword! Everybody gets a sword! |
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Corrosive SludgeBattlecry: Destroy your opponent's weapon.
The result of centuries of terrible sanitation. |
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Crazed ChemistCombo: Give a friendly minion +4 Attack.
You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps. |
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CryomancerBattlecry: If an enemy is Frozen, gain +2/+2.
She loves Frozen. I mean who doesn't? |
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Cult ApothecaryBattlecry: For each enemy minion, restore 2 Health to your hero.
Cults need pharmacists too. |
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Darkshire AlchemistBattlecry: Restore 5 Health.
The secret ingredient: liquified funnel cake. |
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Druid of the Claw[x]Choose One - Transform
Cat or Bear? Cat or Bear?! I just cannot CHOOSE! |
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Druid of the ClawCharge |
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Druid of the ClawTaunt |
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Druid of the Claw[x]Choose One - Transform
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Druid of the ClawCharge
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Druid of the ClawTaunt
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Druid of the ClawCharge
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Druid of the ClawCharge |
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Druid of the FangBattlecry: If you have a Beast, transform this minion into a 7/7.
The Druids of the Fang live in the Wailing Caverns. They wear cool snake shirts and tell snake jokes and say "bro" a lot. |
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Ethereal ConjurerBattlecry: Discover a spell.
Despite the name, he's a solid conjurer. |
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Fen CreeperTaunt
He used to be called Bog Beast, but it confused people because he wasn't an actual beast. Boom, New Name! |
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Floating WatcherWhenever your hero takes damage on your turn, gain +2/+2.
"Evil Eye Watcher of Doom" was the original name, but marketing felt it was a bit too aggressive. |
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FungalmancerBattlecry: Give adjacent minions +2/+2.
Fungalmancy is the easy major for those who can't cut it at Waxmancy. |
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Ghostly ChargerDivine ShieldRush
Maybe we should have called him Ghostly Rusher. |
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Green JellyAt the end of your turn, summon a 1/2 Ooze with Taunt.
This card really breaks out of the mold. |
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Grook Fu MasterWindfury
Grook Fu, the ancient Hozen art of bashing heads with a stick. |
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Guild RecruiterBattlecry: Recruit a minion that costs (4) or less.
The original telemarketer. |
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Kabal Songstealer[x]Battlecry: Silence a minion.
Gadgetzan Writer’s Award goes to the player who writes the most compelling fanfic about why this Arakkoa has a golden frog in his hand! |
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Kvaldir RaiderInspire: Gain +2/+2.
Coming soon... to a tuskarr village near you! |