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Molten GiantCosts (1) less for each damage your hero has taken.
He gets terrible heartburn. BECAUSE HE IS FULL OF LAVA. |
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Arcane Giant[x]Costs (1) less for each spell
Claims to be drawn to Karazhan because of the ley lines. Actually, just loves Moroes’ cooking. |
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Clockwork GiantCosts (1) less for each card in your opponent's hand.
He and Mountain Giant don't get along. |
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Mountain GiantCosts (1) less for each other card in your hand.
His mother said that he was just big boned. |
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Snowfury GiantCosts (1) less for each Mana Crystal you've Overloaded this game.
This minion goes all the way to 11! |
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DOOM!Destroy all minions. Draw a card for each.
We ran out of space for "DOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!" |
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PyroblastDeal 10 damage.
Take the time for an evil laugh after you draw this card. |
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Ultimate Infestation[x]Deal 5 damage. Draw
Ghouls in the pipe, five by five. |
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Frost GiantCosts (1) less for each time you used your Hero Power this game.
Don't ask him about the beard. JUST DON'T. |
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Sea GiantCosts (1) less for each other minion on the battlefield.
See? Giant. |
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Call of the WildSummon all three Animal Companions.
"Hello. Misha, Leokk and Huffer aren't here right now, but if you leave a message we'll get back to you right away." BEEP. |
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Tree of LifeRestore all characters to full Health.
Healing: It grows on trees! |
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Blade of C'ThunBattlecry: Destroy a minion. Add its Attack and Health to your C'Thun's (wherever it is).
C'Thun demands a sacrifice! Preferably a Deathwing. |
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Blood of The Ancient OneIf you control two of these
Add two cups of Blood of the Ancient One to one cup of lemon juice. Add just a dash of sugar and stir. Delicious! |
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DragonhatcherAt the end of your turn, Recruit a Dragon.
Which came first? The dragon or the dragonhatcher? |
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Obsidian Statue[x]Taunt, Lifesteal
The original artist spent many hours with a fine chisel perfecting the facial expression for maximum tauntiness. |
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The Ancient One
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Voidlord[x]Taunt
Never let it hold your checkbook. |
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DinosizeSet a minion's Attack and Health to 10.
Comes with fries and a drink. |
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Glacial MysteriesPut one of each Secret from your deck into
The secret is in the frosting. |
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Lay on HandsRestore 8 Health. Draw 3 cards.
A grammatically awkward life saver. |
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Twisting NetherDestroy all minions.
The Twisting Nether is a formless place of magic and illusion and destroyed minions. |
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Twisting Nether?This doesn't look like Twisting Nether...
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Charged DevilsaurCharge
What happens when a dinosaur mixes soda and pop rocks. |
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Giant Sand WormWhenever this attacks and kills a minion, it may attack again.
Banned from every all-you-can-eat buffet on Azeroth. |
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Grand ArchivistAt the end of your turn, cast a spell from your deck (targets chosen randomly).
Qualifications: Found pointy hat. |
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Naga Sea WitchYour cards cost (5).
If she had studied harder, she would have been a C+ witch. |
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Primordial Drake[x]Taunt
Before he became a rap artist. |
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Splitting FesterootDeathrattle: Summon two 2/2 Splitting Saplings.
No use crying over split Festeroot, |
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Tortollan PrimalistBattlecry: Discover a spell and cast it with random targets.
I see pizza in my future. |
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Gladiator's LongbowYour hero is Immune while attacking.
The longbow allows shots to be fired from farther away and is useful for firing on particularly odorous targets. |
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GorehowlAttacking a minion costs 1 Attack instead of 1 Durability.
Grommash Hellscream's famous axe. Somehow this ended up in Prince Malchezaar's possession. Quite the mystery! |
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CrushDestroy a minion. If you have a damaged minion, this costs (4) less.
Using this card on your enemies is one of the best things in life, according to some barbarians. |
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Crushing WallsDestroy your opponent's left and right-most minions.
"It could be worse!" "It's worse." |
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Greater Arcane MissilesShoot three missiles at random enemies that deal 3 damage each.
Wow, and I thought Arcane Missiles was great! |
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Psychic ScreamShuffle all minions into your opponent's deck.
Everybody! Hit the deck! |
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Wisps of the Old GodsChoose One - Summon seven 1/1 Wisps; or Give your minions +2/+2.
They're just normal wisps, actually. The "Of the Old Gods" bit is just marketing. |
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Abominable Bowman[x]Deathrattle: Summon
Frosty the Bowman... was an angry hateful soul... with a fresh hewn bow and a missing nose... |
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Ancient of LoreChoose One - Draw 2 cards; or Restore 5 Health.
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Ancient of LoreChoose One - Draw a card; or Restore 5 Health.
Go ahead, carve your initials in him. |
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Ancient of WarChoose One -
Young Night Elves love to play "Who can get the Ancient of War to Uproot?" You lose if you get crushed to death. |
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BlazecallerBattlecry: If you played an Elemental last turn, deal 5 damage.
For when a flamecaller just won't do. |
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BogshaperWhenever you cast a spell, draw a minion from your_deck.
The tricky part is getting them to HOLD their shape. |
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Corridor CreeperCosts (1) less whenever a minion dies while this is in your hand.
It likes the smell of dead things, which is curious, as it has no visible nose. |
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Giant AnacondaDeathrattle: Summon a minion from your hand with 5 or more Attack.
Must be something it ate. |
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Spiteful SummonerBattlecry: Reveal a spell from your deck. Summon a random minion with the same Cost.
Sometimes she'll summon a Doomsayer. Out of spite. |
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Stone SentinelBattlecry: If you played an Elemental last turn, summon two 2/3 Elementals with Taunt.
He and his friends just want to rock out. |
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Worgen AbominationAt the end of your turn, deal 2 damage to all other damaged minions.
Does anyone want to play dead!? |
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Avenging WrathDeal 8 damage randomly split among all enemies.
Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! |
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Dark BargainDestroy 2 random enemy minions. Discard 2 random cards.
A prime example of lose-lose negotiating. |
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Dark WispersChoose One - Summon 5 Wisps; or Give a minion +5/+5 and Taunt.
Don't worry; we fired the person who named this card. |
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Deadly ArsenalReveal a weapon from your deck. Deal its Attack to all minions.
Oh look. A Gorehowl. |
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Dragonfire Potion[x]Deal 5 damage to all
No one was brave enough to fire the dragon in person… so they made the potion do it. |
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Embrace Darkness[x]Choose an enemy minion.
Once you both get comfortable, darkness is actually pretty snuggly. |
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Enter the ColiseumDestroy all minions except each player's highest Attack minion.
You have to get past the vendors first. So many are lost to shopping... |
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Force of NatureSummon three 2/2 Treants with
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LightbombDeal damage to each minion equal to its Attack.
This is what happens when you allow goblins to be priests. |
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MeteorDeal 15 damage to a minion and 3 damage to adjacent ones.
When you absolutely, positively have to kill all the dinosaurs. |
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To My Side![x]Summon an Animal
I hunt alone. Well, me and Misha. And Huffer. And Leokk. |
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Ancient HarbingerAt the start of your turn, put a 10-Cost minion from your deck into your hand.
"honey, can u run down to the store and pick up some 10 cost minions? thx" |
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Anima GolemAt the end of each turn, destroy this minion if it's your only one.
The Dark Animus is evil and mysterious and huge and unable to write sentences that utilize proper grammar. |
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BlackguardWhenever your hero is healed, deal that much damage to a random enemy minion.
"Did I ever tell you the story of when I single-handedly took down a 29/29 C'thun?" - Reno Jackson |
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Cabal Shadow PriestBattlecry: Take control of an enemy minion that has 2 or less Attack.
You never know who may be secretly working for the Cabal.... |
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Coldarra DrakeYou can use your Hero Power any number of times.
The Grand Tournament has a "No dragons allowed" policy, but it's rarely enforced. |
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Defias CleanerBattlecry: Silence a minion with Deathrattle.
His house cleaning service is quite thorough. Not a spot to be found... or any of your stuff! |
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Fight Promoter[x]Battlecry: If you control
"Yeah, I can get you Knuckles. No, no, he's been clean for *weeks*." |
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Furnacefire ColossusBattlecry: Discard all weapons from your hand and gain their stats.
Smelts in his mouth, not in your hand. |
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Grand CrusaderBattlecry: Add a random Paladin card to your hand.
A veteran of a number of crusades, she is a force for light and goodness. Her latest crusade is against goblin telemarketers. |
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Kabal Trafficker[x]At the end of your turn,
She ships illicit mana crystals around the world in packages marked: FUNNEL CAKE. |
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KidnapperCombo: Return a minion to its owner's hand.
He just wants people to see his vacation photos. |
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KodoriderInspire: Summon a 3/5 War Kodo.
Someone called her a Rhinorider, and she's NOT HAPPY. |
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Leatherclad HogleaderBattlecry: If your opponent has 6 or more cards in hand, gain Charge.
The Hogchoppers, the terrors of Tanaris, can always be found at one tavern or another in Gadgetzan, refueling for totally real and legit adventures that they go on. |
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Luckydo BuccaneerBattlecry: If your weapon has at least 3 Attack, gain +4/+4.
You can't just leave a Luckydo somewhere. You gotta keep 'em with you! Especially in Gadgetzan! |
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Mossy HorrorBattlecry: Destroy all other_minions with 2_or_less_Attack.
The hills have eyes. And teeth. Pretty bad breath, too. |
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Mysterious ChallengerBattlecry: Put one of each Secret from your deck into the battlefield.
He may sound surly and antisocial, but he's actually just really shy. |
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Nerubian UnravelerSpells cost (2) more.
He loves a good yarn. |
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Piloted Sky GolemDeathrattle: Summon a random 4-Cost minion.
The pinnacle of goblin engineering. Includes an espresso machine and foot massager. |
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Scaled NightmareAt the start of your turn, double this minion's Attack.
I like it because it scales. |
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Sea ReaverWhen you draw this, deal 1 damage to your minions.
A little better than Sea Minus Reaver. |
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Sideshow SpelleaterBattlecry: Copy your opponent's Hero Power.
Hey! Let me try that... |
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Skulking GeistBattlecry: Destroy all
It's as though a million Jade Idols cried out, and were suddenly silenced. |
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Spectral Pillager[x]Combo: Deal damage equal
It turns out you CAN take it with you. |
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Wind-up BurglebotWhenever this attacks a minion and survives, draw a card.
Don't blame the bot for his crimes... Blame whoever keeps winding him up! |
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DoomhammerWindfury, Overload: (2)
Orgrim Doomhammer gave this legendary weapon to Thrall. His name is a total coincidence. |
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Hammer of TwilightDeathrattle: Summon a 4/2 Elemental.
Stop! It's Twilight Hammer time. |
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Piranha Launcher[x]After your hero attacks,
A great improvement over the guppy launcher. |
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Tentacles for ArmsDeathrattle: Return this to your hand.
That's right. Garrosh just slapped you to death with a tentacle. |
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Bane of DoomDeal 2 damage to a character. If that kills it, summon a random Demon.
My advice to you is to avoid Doom, if possible. |
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BrawlDestroy all minions except one. (chosen randomly)
Do you know the first rule of Brawl Club? |
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Cabalist's TomeAdd 3 random Mage spells to your hand.
What's in there? I bet it's cookie recipes! |
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Call to ArmsRecruit 3 minions that cost (2) or less.
More personal than a text to arms. |
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Deck of WondersShuffle 5 Scrolls into your deck. When drawn, cast a random spell.
"Pick a card, any card. Wait! No! Not that one!" - Last words of previous owner |
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DemonheartDeal 5 damage to a minion. If it's a friendly Demon, give it +5/+5 instead.
Virtually every member of the pro demon lobby is a warlock. Weird. |
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Dragon's FuryReveal a spell from your deck. Deal damage equal to its Cost to all minions.
“C’mon Hucklemuck. She’ll never notice if we take just one little coin.” |
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Force of NatureSummon three 2/2 Treants.
"I think I'll just nap under these trees. Wait... AAAAAHHH!" - Blinkfizz, the Unfortunate Gnome |
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Level Up!Give your Silver Hand Recruits +2/+2 and Taunt.
Ding! Grats. |
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Living ManaTransform your Mana Crystals into 2/2 minions. Recover the mana when they die.
If you truly love your mana, set it free. |
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Lunar VisionsDraw 2 cards. Minions drawn cost (2) less.
The true mystery of lunar visions is how there is nothing to watch when there are so many channels. |
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Sudden GenesisSummon copies of your damaged minions.
Being hurt can make you another person. |
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Arcane TyrantCosts (0) if you've cast a spell that costs (5) or more this turn.
Tyrant is such a strong word. |