Hearthpwn

He gets terrible heartburn. BECAUSE HE IS FULL OF LAVA.

Claims to be drawn to Karazhan because of the ley lines. Actually, just loves Moroes’ cooking.

He and Mountain Giant don't get along.

His mother said that he was just big boned.

This minion goes all the way to 11!

We ran out of space for "DOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!"

"PUT THE BOX DOWN, RENO!"

Take the time for an evil laugh after you draw this card.

Ghouls in the pipe, five by five.

"My, my, what big minions I have!"

Don't ask him about the beard. JUST DON'T.

Jumbo in size! Huge in E.V.I.L.!

See? Giant.

"Hello. Misha, Leokk and Huffer aren't here right now, but if you leave a message we'll get back to you right away." BEEP.

Don't worry, there's a happy little funhouse right under that sand pit.

Healing: It grows on trees!

C'Thun demands a sacrifice! Preferably a Deathwing.

Add two cups of Blood of the Ancient One to one cup of lemon juice. Add just a dash of sugar and stir. Delicious!

Which came first? The dragon or the dragonhatcher?

The original artist spent many hours with a fine chisel perfecting the facial expression for maximum tauntiness.

Never let it hold your checkbook.

Comes with fries and a drink.

The secret is in the frosting.

A grammatically awkward life saver.

Mostly used for party tricks, to be honest.

Hold on, I need to get some murlocs to weigh in on this.

The Twisting Nether is a formless place of magic and illusion and destroyed minions.

“YOU SIGNED WHAT?!”

When it comes to problem-solving, he always uses his head.

What happens when a dinosaur mixes soda and pop rocks.

Banned from every all-you-can-eat buffet on Azeroth.

Qualifications: Found pointy hat.

If she had studied harder, she would have been a C+ witch.

Before he became a rap artist.

No use crying over split Festeroot,

A tortollan made it to the desert!

I see pizza in my future.

And your minions with mega-windfury get... dizzy.

The longbow allows shots to be fired from farther away and is useful for firing on particularly odorous targets.

Grommash Hellscream's famous axe. Somehow this ended up in Prince Malchezaar's possession. Quite the mystery!

… Arrives? Approaches? TELL US ALREADY!

Using this card on your enemies is one of the best things in life, according to some barbarians.

"It could be worse!" "It's worse."

Wow, and I thought Arcane Missiles was great!

Everybody! Hit the deck!

They're just normal wisps, actually. The "Of the Old Gods" bit is just marketing.

Frosty the Bowman... was an angry hateful soul... with a fresh hewn bow and a missing nose...

Go ahead, carve your initials in him.

Young Night Elves love to play "Who can get the Ancient of War to Uproot?" You lose if you get crushed to death.

All signs point to Antonidas.

It’s never Huffer.

Why Beryllium? Because it's hard to spell.

For when a flamecaller just won't do.

The tricky part is getting them to HOLD their shape.

It likes the smell of dead things, which is curious, as it has no visible nose.

Every major show has an opening act to warm up the crowd.

Unlike gnomes, dreampetals grow more than 3 feet tall.

Must be something it ate.

Throw your hands in the air! They cost (1).

"Tell me if you’ve heard this one!"

Sometimes she'll summon a Doomsayer. Out of spite.

"You're a Sagittarius? Me too! Just gimme a sec."

He and his friends just want to rock out.

Does anyone want to play dead!?

“Griftah here with de Sul’chop. One chop, you get four damage. Two chops, eight damage - you gonna change de way you fight."

Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham!

Why fire your cannons strategically when you can fire them all at once?

A prime example of lose-lose negotiating.

Don't worry; we fired the person who named this card.

It's always darkest just before you find the light switch.

Oh look. A Gorehowl.

No one was brave enough to fire the dragon in person… so they made the potion do it.

"Zerek! Stay out of my lab!"

Once you both get comfortable, darkness is actually pretty snuggly.

You have to get past the vendors first. So many are lost to shopping...

Ding! Grats.

This is what happens when you allow goblins to be priests.

When you absolutely, positively have to kill all the dinosaurs.

[x]The Gurubashi Arena has an extremely permissive policy on pets in the workplace.

I hunt alone. Well, me and Misha. And Huffer. And Leokk.

The terms of service are constantly changing.

"honey, can u run down to the store and pick up some 10 cost minions? thx"

The Dark Animus is evil and mysterious and huge and unable to write sentences that utilize proper grammar.

"Did I ever tell you the story of when I single-handedly took down a 29/29 C'thun?" - Reno Jackson

"Hah! You is being tricked by ME! Togwaggle!"

You never know who may be secretly working for the Cabal....

The Grand Tournament has a "No dragons allowed" policy, but it's rarely enforced.

His house cleaning service is quite thorough. Not a spot to be found... or any of your stuff!

"Yeah, I can get you Knuckles. No, no, he's been clean for *weeks*."

Smelts in his mouth, not in your hand.

A veteran of a number of crusades, she is a force for light and goodness. Her latest crusade is against goblin telemarketers.

She ships illicit mana crystals around the world in packages marked: FUNNEL CAKE.