Hearthpwn

He gets terrible heartburn. BECAUSE HE IS FULL OF LAVA.

Claims to be drawn to Karazhan because of the ley lines. Actually, just loves Moroes’ cooking.

He and Mountain Giant don't get along.

His mother said that he was just big boned.

This minion goes all the way to 11!

We ran out of space for "DOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!"

Come on and slam, and welcome to Nagrand!

"PUT THE BOX DOWN, RENO!"

Take the time for an evil laugh after you draw this card.

Sometimes the fittest is the one smart enough to not start a fight with seven 6/6 Treants.

Ghouls in the pipe, five by five.

"My, my, what big minions I have!"

That's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

Don't ask him about the beard. JUST DON'T.

Jumbo in size! Huge in E.V.I.L.!

See? Giant.

"Think you got lethal? Libram of NOPE!"

Don't worry, there's a happy little funhouse right under that sand pit.

Healing: It grows on trees!

What happened to my 1/1 Void Pup? And the glee club?!

C'Thun demands a sacrifice! Preferably a Deathwing.

An attempted cure becomes disease, blooming and thriving as rot and decay.

Add two cups of Blood of the Ancient One to one cup of lemon juice. Add just a dash of sugar and stir. Delicious!

Send in the clowns!

Which came first? The dragon or the dragonhatcher?

The original artist spent many hours with a fine chisel perfecting the facial expression for maximum tauntiness.

"Pit! Do as I say!"

Never let it hold your checkbook.

"Hello. Misha, Leokk and Huffer aren't here right now, but if you leave a message we'll get back to you right away." BEEP.

"Hello. Misha, Leokk and Huffer aren't here right now, but if you leave a message we'll get back to you right away." BEEP.

Don't ask about his right hand. He's still growing into it.

Comes with fries and a drink.

The secret is in the frosting.

The guidelines specifically state: "Students may also bring an ironbeak owl OR an alleycat OR a toad." They never said how big.

Without a tongue, it speaks in seven. Without a voice, its echo lingers forever.

This coveted gem calls for you to free it… and unleash an inescapable prison.

A grammatically awkward life saver.

Mostly used for party tricks, to be honest.

Hold on, I need to get some murlocs to weigh in on this.

The Twisting Nether is a formless place of magic and illusion and destroyed minions.

“YOU SIGNED WHAT?!”

When it comes to problem-solving, he always uses his head.

What happens when a dinosaur mixes soda and pop rocks.

"A BIG mistake."

Banned from every all-you-can-eat buffet on Azeroth.

Qualifications: Found pointy hat.

Spell more and save more with a GIANT discount!

If she had studied harder, she would have been a C+ witch.

Before he became a rap artist.

No use crying over split Festeroot,

A tortollan made it to the desert!

I see pizza in my future.

And your minions with mega-windfury get... dizzy.

Honestly it sows more flame than it reaps.

The longbow allows shots to be fired from farther away and is useful for firing on particularly odorous targets.

Grommash Hellscream's famous axe. Somehow this ended up in Prince Malchezaar's possession. Quite the mystery!

… Arrives? Approaches? TELL US ALREADY!

Using this card on your enemies is one of the best things in life, according to some barbarians.

"It could be worse!" "It's worse."

When someone gets injured, it's considered performance art.

Wow, and I thought Arcane Missiles was great!

Everybody! Hit the deck!

They're just normal wisps, actually. The "Of the Old Gods" bit is just marketing.

Frosty the Bowman... was an angry hateful soul... with a fresh hewn bow and a missing nose...

Go ahead, carve your initials in him.

Young Night Elves love to play "Who can get the Ancient of War to Uproot?" You lose if you get crushed to death.

All signs point to Antonidas.

It’s never Huffer.

Why Beryllium? Because it's hard to spell.

For when a flamecaller just won't do.

The tricky part is getting them to HOLD their shape.

It likes the smell of dead things, which is curious, as it has no visible nose.

Every major show has an opening act to warm up the crowd.

Unlike gnomes, dreampetals grow more than 3 feet tall.

Must be something it ate.

Throw your hands in the air! They cost (1).

Self-appointed president of the Paladins Only Paladin Club.

"Tell me if you’ve heard this one!"

Three heads of marsh-mashing, bog-bashing, swamp-stomping fury!

I wish to complain about this dragon what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.

"You're a Sagittarius? Me too! Just gimme a sec."

He and his friends just want to rock out.

Does anyone want to play dead!?

The naaru wasn't using it. It doesn't have arms.

“Griftah here with de Sul’chop. One chop, you get four damage. Two chops, eight damage - you gonna change de way you fight."

The blades glow green from things unseen, dark dreams whirling in the felfire gleam.

Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham!