AvianaYour minions cost (1).
Call her "Tweety". She'll find it real funny. I PROMISE. |
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Krul the UnshackledBattlecry: If your deck has
Spicklefizz pondered his life choices as he looked at the chain around his neck. "Become a warlock," they said. "You get to enslave demons," they said. |
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Anub'arakDeathrattle: Summon a 4/4 Nerubian with "Deathrattle:
Was actually a pretty nice guy before, you know, the whole Lich King thing. |
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Cho'gallBattlecry: Return all cards
Even after all this time, Gul'dan still makes Cho'gall go get donuts and coffee. |
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C'ThunBattlecry: Deal damage
C'Thun's least favorite Hearthstone card: Eye for an Eye. |
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Al'Akir, the Winds of TimeBattlecry: Draw a Charge,
Murozond sought unlikely allies in his fight against the Bronze Dragonflight. |
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Blade of C'ThunBattlecry: Destroy a minion. Add its Attack and Health to your C'Thun's (wherever it is).
C'Thun demands a sacrifice! Preferably a Deathwing. |
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Confessor PaletressBattlecry and Inspire: Summon a random Legendary minion.
She sees into your past and makes you face your fears. Most common fear: Getting Majordomo out of Sneed's Old Shredder. |
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Flame LeviathanRush
Mimiron likes to take the Flame Leviathan out on some sweet joyrides. |
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Knight of the WildCosts (1) less for each Beast you've summoned this game.
He gets a discount on the tournament entry fee because he is his own horse. |
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MalorneDeathrattle: Go Dormant. Revive after 2 friendly Beasts die.
When Malorne isn't mauling hordes of demons, he enjoys attending parties, though he prefers to go stag. |
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Murozond, Thief of TimeBattlecry: If your deck has no
By unwinding the fall of C'Thun, Murozond would claim the Old God's power, and with it, the world. |
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Twin Emperor Vek'lorTaunt
Do they make decisions based on age? "I'm two minutes older therefore we burn this village." |
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Twin Emperor Vek'nilashTaunt
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Disco at the End of TimeCast 5 random Secrets from the past.
This is what you've been saving the last dance for. |
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Lay on HandsRestore 8 Health. Draw 3 cards.
A grammatically awkward life saver. |
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Trial of the JormungarsSummon copies of two Beasts in your deck that cost (3) or less.
The defendants were found guilty on 33 counts of wiping raid parties. |
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Ancient ShieldbearerBattlecry: If your C'Thun has at least 10 Attack, gain 10 Armor.
Back in her day, each shield weighed two tons and she had to carry four of them on each arm! |
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Aya BlackpawBattlecry and Deathrattle: Summon a{1} {0} Jade Golem. @ Battlecry and Deathrattle: Summon a Jade Golem.
Though young, Aya took over as the leader of Jade Lotus through her charisma and strategic acumen when her predecessor was accidentally crushed by a jade golem. |
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Chromie, TimehopperBattlecry: Visit a Historical
"Noz, you're telling me you built a time machine...out of a Hearthstone card?" |
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Dark ArakkoaTaunt
There's a whole gradient of Arakkoa! This one is on the darker side. |
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Iron JuggernautBattlecry and Deathrattle:
The Iron Juggernaut guards Orgrimmar and has just earned the "Employee of the Month" award! |
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Jade ChieftainBattlecry: Summon a{1} {0} Jade Golem. Give it Taunt. @Battlecry: Summon a Jade Golem. Give it Taunt.
Seeing his Jade Golem grow up into the tall, handsome 6/6 standing before him was the proudest moment of his life. |
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Kabal Crystal RunnerCosts (2) less for each Secret you've played this game.
"Listen, I can cut you in on a little of this premium mana, but you can't tell my boss." |
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Valstann StaghelmDeathrattle: Summon
Son, Champion, Martyr |
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Bane of DoomDeal 3 damage to a character. If that kills it, summon a random Demon.
My advice to you is to avoid Doom, if possible. |
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Flame LanceDeal 25 damage
It's on the rack next to ice lance, acid lance, and English muffin lance. |
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Alley ArmorsmithTaunt
The rent is cheap and she passes the savings onto YOU! |
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Blackwing CorruptorBattlecry: If you're holding a Dragon, deal 5 damage.
He got his name when he gave Blackwing some comic books and rock & roll records. |
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Darkshire AlchemistBattlecry: Restore
The secret ingredient: liquified funnel cake. |
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Don Han'ChoBattlecry: Give a
The brilliant mastermind of the Grimy Goons, Han sometimes thinks about ditching the idiot Cho, but that would just tear him apart. |
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Emperor ThaurissanAt the end of your turn, reduce the Cost of cards
His second greatest regret is summoning an evil Firelord who enslaved his entire people. |
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Hallazeal the AscendedSpell Damage +1
Hallazeals all your dallazamage. |
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Jade BehemothTaunt
I think we should talk about the jade elephant in the room. |
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Menagerie JugBattlecry: Give 3 random
It's art imitating Battlegrounds imitating life. |
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Menagerie WardenBattlecry: Choose a friendly Beast. Summon a copy of it.
Please? Can I keep him? I promise to clean his cage <i>every day</i>. |
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Mukla's ChampionInspire: Give your other minions +1/+1.
An elegant gorilla, for a more civilized age. |
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Mysterious ChallengerBattlecry: Put one of each Secret from your deck into the battlefield.
He may sound surly and antisocial, but he's actually just really shy. |
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Servant of Yogg-SaronBattlecry: Cast a random
Yogg-Saron always likes to complain about how he has too many servants and there are too many mouths to feed. |
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Shado-Pan RiderCombo: Gain +4 Attack.
He needed a break after that business in the Vale of Eternal Blossoms. Naturally, he chose to spend his vacation in an icy snowscape killing monsters. |
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Sludge BelcherTaunt
DO NOT GIVE HIM A ROOT BEER. |
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SoridormiDormant for 2 turns.
Perdón! I slept. |
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Spawn of ShadowsBattlecry and Inspire:
What did you expect to happen? He's a Spawn. Of Shadows. |
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Thunder Bluff ValiantBattlecry and Inspire:
Allowing totems to attack is not cheating. I mean, there isn't anything in the rule books about it. |
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Battle for Mount HyjalCasts When Drawn
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Blast from the PastGet 2 Spare Parts. Summon two 1/1 Boom Bots. Shuffle a Bomb into your opponent's deck.
Talk about a nostalgia bomb. |
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Cabalist's TomeGet 3 random
What's in there? I bet it's cookie recipes! |
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Cobra ShotDeal 3 damage to
"Cobra Shot" hurts way, way, way more than "Cobra Cuddle." |
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Culling of StratholmeCasts When Drawn
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Dark BargainDestroy 2 random enemy minions. Discard 2 random cards.
A prime example of lose-lose negotiating. |
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Escape from DurnholdeCasts When Drawn
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Ironforge PortalGain 4 Armor.
Come to beautiful Ironforge! Where irons are forged and the forges are iron! |
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Jade TelegramLook at 3 cards in your
Golem-gram for Han'Cho! Golem-gram for Han'Cho! |
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Opening the Dark PortalCasts When Drawn
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Timeless BlessingGive four random minions in your hand +4/+4, +3/+3, +2/+2, and +1/+1.
To defeat the combined power of Murozond and C'Thun, Nozdormu would need heroes of Azeroth's past, present, and future. |
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Totally TotemsSummon all FIVE?! basic Totems.
Hmph. Should've been Grace of Air Totem. Hmph. |
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Axe FlingerWhenever this minion takes damage, deal 2 damage to the enemy hero.
Once a lowly "Stick Flinger", he's been relentless on the path to his ultimate dream: "Tauren Flinger". |
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Bronze DragonknightTaunt. Battlecry: If this
He had been here before, and in some ways, he would always be fighting in Silithus. |
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Crazed WorshipperTaunt
Every month they share a pancake breakfast with the Perfectly Rational Worshippers. |
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C'Thun's ChosenDivine Shield
He gave her a promise ring and everything. |
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Cult ApothecaryBattlecry: For each enemy minion, restore 2 Health to your hero.
Cults need pharmacists too. |
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Dalaran AspirantSpell Damage +1
Is he aspiring or inspiring? Make up your mind! |
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Dark Iron SkulkerBattlecry: Deal 2 damage to all undamaged
He loves skulking. He skulks after hours just for the joy of it, but his friends are pretty worried he'll get burnt out. |
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Eyestalk of C'ThunTaunt, Lifesteal
C'Thun sees all...even next week's lottery numbers. |
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Future EmissaryBattlecry: Reduce the Cost
When Murozond attacked the past, Nozdormu sought help from the future, even journeying as far as the Forbidden Reach. |
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Goblin BlastmageBattlecry: If you control
If you can't find a bomb to throw, just pick up any goblin invention and throw that. |
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Grimestreet EnforcerAt the end of your turn, give all minions in your hand +1/+1.
"Sir, you don't have a permit to park your mount here." |
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Hobart GrapplehammerBattlecry: If you have a
Grapplehammer is the horrible mind behind the Automatic Piranha Launcher (banned in 7 districts)! |
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Hooded AcolyteTaunt
Wait, what kind of acolyte doesn't wear a hood? |
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Infinite AmalgamInspire, Frenzy, Spellburst,
The Infinite Amalgam sought Gammy, the greatest among them, though it feared the queen of the amalgams would never be found. |
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Ivory KnightBattlecry: Discover a spell.
Do <i>NOT</i> call it a "horse". |
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Ivory RookBattlecry: Discover a Taunt minion. Gain Armor equal to its Cost.
Bringing back this cycle was risky, but the Ivory Queen thought it was worth the gambit. |
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Jade SpiritBattlecry: Summon a{1} {0} Jade Golem.@Battlecry: Summon a Jade Golem.
"He's so cute! I just want to squeeze him, then use him for Jade Golem parts!" - Aya Blackpaw |
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Klaxxi Amber-WeaverTaunt
Amberweaving is a specialty course at the local trade school. |
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Mire KeeperChoose One - Summon a
"Hey.... Is that Mire for sale?" "No. I'm keeping it." |
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Mount Hyjal ImposterEach turn this is in your
Among Tyrande's forces, Murozond had planted agents to ensure Archimonde's victory. |
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NerubianDeathrattle: Summon Anub'arak.
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Onyx BishopBattlecry: Summon a random friendly minion
B4 is a nice place to visit, but he wouldn't want to live there. |
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Scarab GongWhenever this takes
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The Scarab LordBattlecry: Summon a 0/1 Gong for your opponent.
What did it cost? 41,400 Silithid Carapace Fragments, to start. |
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Tomb PillagerDeathrattle: Get a Coin.
After the guild broke up, he could no longer raid the tombs. |
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Usher of SoulsWhenever a minion dies, give your C'Thun +1/+1
Nothing unburdens your soul like a good ushing! |
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Virmen SenseiBattlecry: Give a friendly Beast +3/+3.
There is no carrot. |
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Witch of the Arch-ThiefBattlecry: Summon a
A minion fit for a king. |
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Worgen Greaser
Hair products are 79% of his monthly budget. |
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Chamber of ViscidusLook at 3 cards in your
Whose house? Ooze House. |
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Outskirts of LordaeronChoose a minion.
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Ruins of KoruneDraw 2 cards.
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Temple of EarthChoose a friendly minion.
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The NightholdCast three random Paladin Secrets.
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ValdrakkenGet two random Dragons with +2/+2.
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Wind Rider RoostSummon a random
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XenedarYour next Battlecry this turn triggers twice.
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Brass KnucklesAfter your hero attacks,
For the goon that wants to make a fashion statement. |
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Charged HammerDeathrattle: Your Hero Power becomes 'Deal 2 damage.'
You can only pick it up if you are worthy. |
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Ball of SpidersSummon three 1/1 Webspinners
"THEY'RE EVERYWHERE GET THEM OFF!!!" - Everyone |
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BurgleGet 3 random
Yoink! |
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Call in the FinishersSummon four
When you really need a job done… but you don't really care if it gets done right. |
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ConvertPut a copy of an enemy minion into your hand. It costs (1).
"Are you interested in... HEALTH benefits?!" |
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Enter the ColiseumDestroy all minions except each player's highest Attack minion.
You have to get past the vendors first. So many are lost to shopping... |