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Alternate TimelineStart a new game,
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EmerissBattlecry: Double the Attack and Health of all minions in your hand.
Taste your world's corruption! It tastes like chicken. |
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Seabreaker GoliathCosts (1) less for each time you've fired your Cannons.
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Shallow GravesSummon 7 random minions that died this game.
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Baku the MooneaterStart of Game:
In her defense, it did look like a cookie. |
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ShudderwockBattlecry: Repeat all other
Beware the Shudderwock, my son. We're fresh out of vorpal daggers. |
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Hagatha the WitchBattlecry: Deal 3 damage to all minions.
Curse-bringer, tree-twister, mother of wretched things…Hanzo main. |
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Silver SwordAfter your hero attacks, give your minions +1/+1.
Silver’s malleability limits its utility as an edged weapon. On the other hand... SHINY! |
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AmalgamateDestroy all minions. Summon an Amalgamation with the combined
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BestiaryFill your board with
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Cauldron ElementalYour other Elementals have +2 Attack.
Decorating tip: Unused cauldrons can make a lovely elemental display. |
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Deranged DoctorDeathrattle: Restore 8 Health to your hero.
Unfortunately, his doctorate is in Murloc Literature. |
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Gilnean Royal GuardDivine Shield, Rush
Admittedly, they kind of dropped the ball with Prince Liam. |
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Gilnean Royal GuardDivine Shield, Rush
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SplintergraftBattlecry: Choose a friendly
We're going to need some bigger tweezers. |
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Splitting FesterootDeathrattle: Summon two 2/2 Splitting Saplings.
No use crying over split Festeroot, |
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Tess GreymaneBattlecry: Deal 8 damage
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Hallowed WaterRestore your hero
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Azalina SoulthiefBattlecry: Replace your hand with a copy of your opponent's.
The cards are always golden on the other side. |
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Blackhowl GunspireCan't attack. Whenever
The upper windows used to be for aiming. Then we thought: "Hey! MORE cannons!" |
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BogshaperWhenever you cast a spell, draw a minion from your deck.
The tricky part is getting them to HOLD their shape. |
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BubbaBattlecry: Summon six 1/1 Bloodhounds to attack an enemy minion.
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Countess AshmoreBattlecry: Draw a Rush,
"1 minion… ah, ah, ah! 2 minions… ah, ah, ah! 3 minions… ah, ah, ah!" |
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Darkmire MoonkinSpell Damage +2
Birds of a feather Moonfire together. |
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Furious EttinTaunt
One head is a morning person. The other head hates morning people. |
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Lord GodfreyBattlecry: Deal 2 damage to
Betrayed the Alliance. Betrayed the Horde. All for 200 achievement points and a sweet, sweet hat. |
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Nightscale MatriarchWhenever a friendly minion is healed, summon a 3/3 Whelp.
Everywhelp, get in here! |
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Tess GreymaneBattlecry: Replay every card
Those who cannot remember their card history are doomed to repeat it. |
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Worgen AbominationAt the end of your turn, deal 2 damage to all other damaged minions.
Does anyone want to play dead!? |
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WyrmguardBattlecry: If you're holding a Dragon, gain +1 Attack and Taunt.
They think they're trusted guardians. Dragons think they're convenient snacks. |
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ChuckDiscard all minions
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Deadly ArsenalReveal a weapon from your deck. Deal its Attack to all minions.
Oh look. A Gorehowl. |
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Holy BookSilence and destroy a minion. Summon a 10/10 copy of it.
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Sic 'EmSummon 3 minions from your deck with the highest attack.
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Coffin CrasherDeathrattle: Summon a Deathrattle minion from your hand.
Also does weddings. |
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Cursed CastawayRush
She was an ordinary castaway... until she found that cursed volleyball. |
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Doom Rat
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Genn GreymaneStart of Game:
Ever since Sylvanas killed his son, he's dreamed of getting… even. |
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Glinda CrowskinMinions in your hand have Echo.
Summon an unlimited* number of minions!** *Six **Wisps |
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Lady in WhiteBattlecry: Cast 'Inner Fire'
She was a lady in polka dots until the gnomish laundromat incident. |
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Mossy HorrorBattlecry: Destroy all other minions with 2 or less Attack.
The hills have eyes. And teeth. Pretty bad breath, too. |
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Nalaa the RedeemerDivine Shield. Taunt.
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Toki, Time-TinkerBattlecry: Add a random
Just a twist to the left, one quarter turn to the right and … oops! Well, we didn’t need that timeline anyway. |
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Crowskin PactTransform a minion into a 'Crowskin Faithful' and take control of it.
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Holy WaterDeal 4 damage to a minion. If that kills it, add a copy of it to your hand.
For a healthier option, try Holy Water: Zero. |
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Ricochet ShotDeal 3 damage to a random character. Repeat this 12 times.
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Bewitched GuardianTaunt
Amwitched. Beingwitched. Beenwitched. |
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Bonfire ElementalBattlecry: If you played an Elemental last turn, draw a card.
Next step: Marshmallow elementals. |
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Carrion DrakeBattlecry: If a minion died this turn, gain Poisonous.
Fits easily into overhead luggage bins. |
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Chief InspectorBattlecry: Destroy all enemy Secrets.
Empty your pockets, I know you’ve got a Wandering Monster in there! |
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Clockwork AutomatonDouble the damage and healing of your Hero Power.
Most mechs are pretty chill, but this one is all wound up. |
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Curio CollectorWhenever you draw a card, gain +1/+1.
Experts worry that curios are a gateway to face-collecting. |
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Darius CrowleyRush
You either die a villain, or live long enough to see yourself become the hero. |
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Deathweb SpiderBattlecry: If your hero
The itsy bitsy spiders climbed up the village wall. Then came the witch and the spiders ate them all. |
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Deathweb SpiderBattlecry: If your hero
The itsy bitsy spiders climbed up the village wall. Then came the witch and the spiders ate them all. |
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Dollmaster DorianWhenever you draw a minion, summon a 1/1 copy of it.
The children were puzzled by the scratches covering the insides of their toy-boxes. |
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Duskfallen AvianaOn each player's turn, the first card played costs (0).
Someone called her "Tweety". She didn't take it well. |
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Festeroot HulkAfter a friendly minion attacks, gain +1 Attack.
Tree puns arboring. |
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Festeroot HulkAfter a friendly minion attacks, gain +1 Attack.
Tree puns arboring. |
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Frenzied TrapperBattlecry: Put 5 random Hunter Secrets into the battlefield.
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Ghostly ChargerDivine Shield
Maybe we should have called him Ghostly Rusher. |
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Glitter MothBattlecry: If your deck has only odd-Cost cards, double the Health of your other minions.
Some moths are attracted to flame. This one's attracted to disco. |
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Gloom StagTaunt
Majestic. Ethereal. Still pretty down in the dumps, though. |
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Muck HunterRush
You think your job mucks. |
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Prince LiamBattlecry: Transform all
"I have a very particular set of skills. Skills that make me a nightmare for witches like you." |
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PrincessBattlecry: Gain the
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Quartz ElementalCan't attack while damaged.
These elementals, along with feldspar and mica, are often taken for granite. |
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Rotten ApplebaumTaunt
Key ingredient in Gilnean applesauce. |
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Vilebrood SkittererPoisonous
It aspires to be a Vilebrood Dancer, but it has eight left feet. |
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Vilebrood SkittererPoisonous
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Witchwood GrizzlyTaunt
You know what they say about people with big hands? Small bears. |
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Darius CrowleyBattlecry: Deal 5 damage
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Devour SoulHalve the enemy hero's Health.
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TerrifyShuffle a minion into
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Spectral CutlassLifesteal
So sharp it can cut through a spectral tomato! |
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Dire FrenzyGive a Beast +3/+3. Shuffle 3 copies into your deck with +3/+3.
It's always Huffer. And Huffer. And Huffer. And Huffer. |
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Enchanting TuneGain control of all enemy minions. Set their Attack and Health to 1.
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Royal GiftGive a minion +2/+2 for each minion you control.
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Sack of GnomesFill your board with random Gnomes.
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Soul AssimilationDestroy your Wisps.
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WANTED!Deal 3 damage to a minion. If that kills it, add a Coin to your hand.
Wanted: Dead or Undead. |
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Wing BlastDeal 4 damage to a minion. If a minion died this turn, this costs (1).
Emeriss uses Wing Blast. It's super effective! |
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Wispering WoodsSummon a 1/1 Wisp for
We didn't actually fire the guy who named Dark Wispers. |
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Arcane KeysmithBattlecry: Discover a Secret. Put it into the battlefield.
She sells all manner of keys: from A flat to G sharp. |
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Bellringer SentryBattlecry and Deathrattle: Put a Secret from your deck into the battlefield.
"Who are you? Eh, none of my business." |
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Blood WitchAt the start of your turn, deal 1 damage to your hero.
Like a sloppy joe for vampires. |
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ButchRush
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Felsoul InquisitorLifesteal
Everyone expects an inquisition reference. |
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Forest GuideAt the end of your turn, both players draw a card.
"Just sign this waiver, and we'll be on our way." |
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Gattling GunnerWhenever you play a card, deal damage equal to its Cost to a random enemy minion.
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Gilnean VigilanteBattlecry: Destroy a
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Houndmaster ShawYour other minions have
They’re good dogs, Tess. |
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Infected QuillflingerWhenever this minion takes damage, deal 1 damage to a random enemy minion.
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LifedrinkerBattlecry: Deal 3 damage to
In a pinch, he'll also settle for Holy Water: Zero. |
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Mad HatterBattlecry: Randomly toss
He's entirely bonkers. All the best goblins are. |
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Militia CommanderRush
She only needs two commands: "Heel" and "Sic 'em!" |
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MistwraithWhenever you play an Echo card, gain +1/+1.
One little Mistwraith sitting in a tree. M-I-S-T-I-N-G. |
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Night ProwlerBattlecry: If this is the only minion on the battlefield, gain +3/+3.
Listen to the mew-sic of the night. |
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SandbinderBattlecry: Draw an Elemental from your deck.
The secret is glue. |
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ScalewormBattlecry: If you're holding a Dragon, gain +1 Attack and Rush.
A popular local alternative to bananas. |
