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Mountain GiantCosts (1) less for each spell you've cast this game.
His mother said that he was just big boned. |
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A New Hero ApproachesDestroy all minions. Drain all Mana.
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Army of the DeadSummon seven 3/3 Ghouls with Taunt.
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Calling for BackupChoose the next Hero.
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Mind ControlTake control of an enemy minion.
Nominated as "Spell Most Likely to Make Your Opponent Punch the Wall." |
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PyroblastDeal 10 damage.
Take the time for an evil laugh after you draw this card. |
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Rod of RoastingCast 'Pyroblast' randomly until a hero dies.
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WishFill your board with Legendary minions. Fully heal your hero.
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Your Next Victim ComesDestroy all minions. Drain all Mana. Gain 5 Health.
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Headless Horseman's HeadDestroy his head to win the game, but watch out for fireballs!
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Sea GiantCosts (1) less for each other minion on the battlefield.
See? Giant. |
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Ultrasaur
Evolved the really long neck to spy on its neighbors. |
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AlexstraszaBattlecry: Set a hero's remaining Health to 15.
Alexstrasza the Life-Binder brings life and hope to everyone. Except Deathwing. And Malygos. And Nekros. |
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CenariusChoose One - Give your other minions +2/+2; or Summon two 2/2 Treants with Taunt.
Yes, he's a demigod. No, he doesn't need to wear a shirt. |
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King KrushCharge
The best defense against King Krush is to have someone you don’t like standing in front of you. |
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King MoshBattlecry: Destroy all damaged minions.
He's a terror at concerts. |
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MalygosSpell Damage +5
Malygos hates it when mortals use magic. He gets so mad! |
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NozdormuPlayers only have 15 seconds to take their turns.
Time to write some flavor text. |
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OnyxiaBattlecry: Summon 1/1 Whelps until your side of the battlefield is full.
Onyxia long manipulated the Stormwind Court by disguising herself as Lady Katrana Prestor. You would have thought that the giant wings and scales would have been a giveaway. |
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YseraAt the end of your turn, add a Dream Card to your hand.
Ysera rules the Emerald Dream. Which is some kind of green-mirror-version of the real world, or something? |
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DinosizeSet a minion's Attack and Health to 10.
Comes with fries and a drink. |
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Free From AmberDiscover a minion that costs (8) or more. Summon it.
Bingo! Minion DNA! |
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Lay on HandsRestore 8 Health. Draw 3 cards.
A grammatically awkward life saver. |
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Twisting NetherDestroy all minions.
The Twisting Nether is a formless place of magic and illusion and destroyed minions. |
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Twisting Nether?This doesn't look like Twisting Nether...
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Brazier
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Fireworks
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Grommash HellscreamCharge Has +6 Attack while damaged.
Grommash drank the tainted blood of Mannoroth, dooming the orcs to green skin and red eyes! Maybe not his best decision. |
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Ironbark ProtectorTaunt I <i>dare</i> you to attack Darnassus. |
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Kabal Demon
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Ragnaros the FirelordCan't attack. At the end of your turn, deal 8 damage to a random enemy.
Ragnaros was summoned by the Dark Iron dwarves, who were eventually enslaved by the Firelord. Summoning Ragnaros often doesn’t work out the way you want it to. |
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Tirion FordringDivine Shield, Taunt Deathrattle: Equip a 5/3 Ashbringer.
If you haven't heard the Tirion Fordring theme song, it's because it doesn't exist. |
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Gladiator's LongbowYour hero is Immune while attacking.
The longbow allows shots to be fired from farther away and is useful for firing on particularly odorous targets. |
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GorehowlAttacking a minion costs 1 Attack instead of 1 Durability.
Grommash Hellscream's famous axe. Somehow this ended up in Prince Malchezaar's possession. Quite the mystery! |
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FlamestrikeDeal 4 damage to all enemy minions.
When the ground is on fire, you should <i>not</i> stop, drop, and roll. |
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Shifting Hourglass[x]Take an extra turn.
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SprintDraw 4 cards. Rogues are not good joggers. |
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Ancient of WarChoose One -
Young Night Elves love to play "Who can get the Ancient of War to Uproot?" You lose if you get crushed to death. |
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Archmage AntonidasWhenever you cast a spell, add a 'Fireball' spell to your hand.
Antonidas was the Grand Magus of the Kirin Tor, and Jaina's mentor. This was a big step up from being Grand Magus of Jelly Donuts. |
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Baron GeddonAt the end of your turn, deal 2 damage to ALL other characters.
Baron Geddon was Ragnaros's foremost lieutenant, until he got FIRED. |
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Corridor CreeperCosts (1) less whenever a minion dies while this is in your hand.
It likes the smell of dead things, which is curious, as it has no visible nose. |
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Guardian of KingsBattlecry: Restore 6 Health to your hero. Holy beings from the beyond are so cliché! |
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Prophet VelenDouble the damage and healing of your spells and Hero Power.
He's been exiled from his home, and all his brothers turned evil, but otherwise he doesn't have a lot to complain about. |
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Spiteful SummonerBattlecry: Reveal a spell from your deck. Summon a random minion with the same Cost.
Sometimes she'll summon a Doomsayer. Out of spite. |
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War GolemGolems are not afraid, but for some reason they still run when you cast Fear on them. Instinct, maybe? A desire to blend in? |
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Avenging WrathDeal 8 damage randomly split among all enemies.
Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! |
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BlizzardDeal 2 damage to all enemy minions and Freeze them.
This spell can be very Entertaining. |
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Force of NatureSummon three 2/2 Treants with
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Moo...Summon 3 Hell Bovines. Give all Hell Bovines Taunt.
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NourishChoose One - Gain 2 Mana Crystals; or Draw 3 cards.
Druids take nourishment from many things: the power of nature, the songbird's chirp, a chocolate cake. |
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Siphon SoulDestroy a minion. Restore 3 Health to your hero.
You probably should avoid siphoning your own soul. You might create some kind of weird infinite loop. |
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StarfireDeal 5 damage.
Balance is important to druids. This card is perfectly balanced. |
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Argent CommanderCharge
The Argent Dawn stands vigilant against the Scourge, as well as people who cut in line at coffee shops. |
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Cabal Shadow PriestBattlecry: Take control of an enemy minion that has 2 or less Attack.
You never know who may be secretly working for the Cabal.... |
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Cruel Dinomancer[x]Deathrattle: Summon a
As that old saying goes: "you don't get into dinomancing to make friends." |
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Dread InfernalBattlecry: Deal 1 damage to ALL other characters.
"INFERNOOOOOOOOOO!" - Jaraxxus, Eredar Lord of the Burning Legion |
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Fire ElementalBattlecry: Deal 3 damage.
He can never take a bath. Ewww. |
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Frost ElementalBattlecry: Freeze a character.
When a Water elemental and an Ice elemental love each other VERY much... |
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Gadgetzan AuctioneerWhenever you cast a spell, draw a card.
He used to run the black market auction house, but there was just too much violence and he had to move. |
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Illidan StormrageWhenever you play a card, summon a 2/1 Flame of Azzinoth.
Illidan's brother, Malfurion, imprisoned him beneath Hyjal for 10,000 years. Stormrages are not good at letting go of grudges. |
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Priestess of EluneBattlecry: Restore 4 Health to your hero.
If she threatens to "moon" you, it's not what you think. |
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Sabretooth StalkerStealth
It's gotten a bit long in the tooth. |
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Spectral Pillager[x]Combo: Deal damage equal
It turns out you CAN take it with you. |
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The BeastDeathrattle: Summon a 3/3 Finkle Einhorn for your opponent.
He lives in Blackrock Mountain. He eats Gnomes. That's pretty much it. |
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Arcanite Reaper
No… actually you should fear the Reaper. |
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Assassin's BladeGuaranteed to have been owned by a real assassin. Certificate of authenticity included. |
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DoomhammerWindfury, Overload: (2)
Orgrim Doomhammer gave this legendary weapon to Thrall. His name is a total coincidence. |
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Piranha Launcher[x]After your hero attacks,
A great improvement over the guppy launcher. |
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AssassinateDestroy an enemy minion. If you don't want to be assassinated, move to the Barrens and change your name. Good luck! |
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Bane of DoomDeal 2 damage to a character. If that kills it, summon a random Demon.
My advice to you is to avoid Doom, if possible. |
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BloodlustGive your minions +3 Attack this turn.
blaarghghLLGHRHARAAHAHHH!! |
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BrawlDestroy all minions except one. (chosen randomly)
Do you know the first rule of Brawl Club? |
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Doom Pact[x]Destroy all minions.
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Dragon's FuryReveal a spell from your deck. Deal damage equal to its Cost to all minions.
“C’mon Hucklemuck. She’ll never notice if we take just one little coin.” |
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Explosive ShotDeal 5 damage to a minion and 2 damage to adjacent ones.
Pull the pin, count to 5, then shoot. Then duck. |
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Force of NatureSummon three 2/2 Treants.
"I think I'll just nap under these trees. Wait... AAAAAHHH!" - Blinkfizz, the Unfortunate Gnome |
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Holy NovaDeal 2 damage to all enemies. Restore 2 Health to all friendly characters.
If the Holy Light forsakes you, good luck casting this spell. Also, you're probably a jerk. |
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Holy WrathDraw a card and deal damage equal to its Cost.
C'mon Molten Giant!! |
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AbominationTaunt. Deathrattle: Deal 2
Abominations enjoy Fresh Meat and long walks on the beach. |
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Azure DrakeSpell Damage +1
They initially planned to be the Beryl or Cerulean drakes, but those felt a tad too pretentious. |
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Blackwing CorruptorBattlecry: If you're holding a Dragon, deal 3 damage.
He got his name when he gave Blackwing some comic books and rock & roll records. |
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Darkscale HealerBattlecry: Restore 2 Health to all friendly characters. Healing is just something she does in her free time. It's more of a hobby really. |
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DoomguardCharge. Battlecry: Discard two random cards.
Summoning a doomguard is risky. <i>Someone</i> is going to die. |
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Druid of the Claw[x]Choose One - Transform
Cat or Bear? Cat or Bear?! I just cannot CHOOSE! |
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Druid of the Claw[x]Choose One - Transform
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Earth ElementalTaunt
Nothing beats rock. |
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Faceless ManipulatorBattlecry: Choose a minion and become a copy of it.
The Faceless Ones are servants of Yogg-Saron, and they feed on fear. Right now they are feeding on your fear of accidentally disenchanting all your good cards. |
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Gadgetzan AuctioneerWhenever you cast a spell, draw a card.
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Gurubashi BerserkerWhenever this minion takes damage, gain +3 Attack. No Pain, No Gain. |
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Harrison JonesBattlecry: Destroy your opponent's weapon and draw cards equal to its Durability.
“That belongs in the Hall of Explorers!” |
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Kabal Demon
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Menagerie MagicianBattlecry: Give a random friendly Beast, Dragon, and Murloc +2/+2.
Just between us, if things get tight the Menagerie Magician position will probably be the first to go. |
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NightbladeBattlecry: Deal 3 damage to the enemy hero. Your face is the place you'd probably least like a dagger, and where rogues are most likely to deliver them. |
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Servant of Kalimos[x]Battlecry: If you played
He's doing his best, but his mom thinks that if he had just applied himself in school Kalimos would be working for HIM. |
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Tundra RhinoYour Beasts have Charge.
Tundra rhinos are often mistaken for kodos. Or am I mistaken? |
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Vilespine SlayerCombo: Destroy a minion.
'Cause slayers gonna slay, slay, slay, slay, slay. |
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Construct GolemHero Power
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Truesilver ChampionWhenever your hero attacks, restore 2 Health to it. It Slices, it Dices. You can cut a tin can with it. (But you wouldn't want to.) |