Hearthpwn

This minion goes all the way to 11!

Beware the Shudderwock, my son. We're fresh out of vorpal daggers.

Curse-bringer, tree-twister, mother of wretched things…Hanzo main.

When asked what the runes do, the tauren smith smiled: "A little of this, a little of that..."

He is the weakest of the four Elemental Lords. And the other three don't let him forget it.

All that's missing is a little heart.

The weirdest part is that it doesn't have legs.

Shake it, sh-sh-sh-shake it like a Kalimdor fissure.

Everyfin is cool when you're part of a murloc team!

A stone of blue, embraced with glee By murloc lords beneath the sea Soon numberless they swarmed the shore First two, then four, then more...and more...

The tricky part is getting them to HOLD their shape.

Seeing his Jade Golem grow up into the tall, handsome 6/6 standing before him was the proudest moment of his life.

He's here to shape *clap* you up!

Neptulon is "The Tidehunter". He’s one of the four elemental lords. And he and Ragnaros get together and make really amazing saunas.

He and his friends just want to rock out.

Rafaam mainly enjoys working with Hagatha because she never laughs at Dr. Boom's jokes.

Genius is 1% inspiration, and 99% drawing your Deathwing.

"Oh, THAT'S how she brings the warts!"

Finally, Electra can work from home.

Though young, Aya took over as the leader of Jade Lotus through her charisma and strategic acumen when her predecessor was accidentally crushed by a jade golem.

He can never take a bath. Ewww.

The grumbling grew to a mighty rumbling, and out of the caverns the kobolds came tumbling.

Krag'wa has a ritual to honor his friends and a ritual to devour his enemies. No one can tell them apart.

Most disturbing is how Moorabi covers all those frozen minions with flavored syrup.

Calling the mist doesn't sound all that great. "Ooooh, it is slightly damp now!"

Just can't resist the opportunity to hang around with a bunch of totems.

"Do not be afraid. Approach. The dead will sleep… for now."

Orgrim Doomhammer gave this legendary weapon to Thrall. His name is a total coincidence.

Stop! It's Twilight Hammer time.

blaarghghLLGHRHARAAHAHHH!!

"All shall suffer!" "But Hagatha, those are your minions..." "I said ALL!!!"

Many young shaman summon a volcano as their first school project.

Nothing beats rock.

Hallazeals all your dallazamage.

Mostly, they stand around and look cool.

Fan favorite in the muck morphin' sewer strangers.

Allowing totems to attack is not cheating. I mean, there isn't anything in the rule books about it.

The Silver Hand recruits shuddered in terror when they saw the dreaded totem of the Hexxer: A tiny little snowman, impaled with pins.

My life for Aya!

Don't ever doubt Al'Akir's love for basic totems.

You can only pick it up if you are worthy.

The ancient shaman chant, "Control Axe, Control Vee."

"Hey! Ancestors!" - Ancestor's call

One of our more snowbally cards.

When you really need a job done… but you don't really care if it gets done right.

If you Hex a Murloc... it really isn't much of a change, is it?

Jade Lightning, goooo Jade Lightning!

An elegant weapon for a fishier age.

Also good for removing pesky stains.

It's nice to find a real craftsman in this day and age of mass-produced totems.

He just closes his eyes and goes for it. Raarararrrarar!

Ragnaros interviews hundreds of Fire Elementals for the position of "Destroyer" but very few have what it takes.

He's on fire! Boomshakalaka!

"He's so cute! I just want to squeeze him, then use him for Jade Golem parts!" - Aya Blackpaw

Waterspeakers can tell the future! So the Jade Lotus employs them to speculate on the Auction House.

If you think her Illidan and Sylvanas cosplay is great, wait till you see her Reno Jackson!

Will be really useful in the new "Hearthémon" game.

He's a very hungry elemental.

Wanna know how he got those scars? So does he.

The elements respond to anyone who calls them for a worthy cause, even if you call them by yelling, "MRGHRGLGLGL!"

Best drank after a stiff gale.

Most of his friends are still Metalheads.

When regular totem hours won't cut it.

She wasn't happy when Hagatha sent her back to Uldum. But her "angry" hiss sounds like her "happy" hiss, so no one knew the difference.

You can easily defeat her by either dealing 4 damage, or dropping a house on her.

Is there anything worse than a Windspeaker with halitosis?

A great way to end a conversation.

People assume that shamans control the elements, but really, they have to ask them stuff and the elements are like, "Yeah ok, sure."

A lance fit for a lord - Finley's shaman skills make this quite the formidable weapon.

I'm not a shaman or anything, but isn't Elemental Destruction the opposite of what they want to do?

Drek'thar can't see, but he can <i>see</i>. You know what I mean? It's ok if you don't.

Spirit wolves are like regular wolves with pom-poms.

When you're awake at 3 AM and can't stop thinking about that time you called your teacher "mom."

It's filled with electrolytes!

Favored by shaman who study the art of restoration and healing, this spell would feel smug, if it had feelings.

It's like an ocean of liquid magma in your mouth!

An umbrella won't be effective, I'm afraid.

This is horrible! And adorable!

All that remained from the first kobold colony: a single talisman and the word "Flamestrike."

I guess you can say they’re… “soul survivors.”

It's the bane of freshly mopped floors everywhere.

Sometimes, the best defense is an offensive troll.

"The coin? You used me for THE COIN!?"

Totemsmiths like to use the rarest woods for their totems. There are even rumors of totems made of Ironbark Protectors.