Hearthpwn

This minion goes all the way to 11!

If that's the eye, I would hate to see the rest of the storm.

He's here to shape *clap* you up!

Beware the Shudderwock, my son. We're fresh out of vorpal daggers.

Curse-bringer, tree-twister, mother of wretched things…Hanzo main.

When asked what the runes do, the tauren smith smiled: "A little of this, a little of that..."

He is the weakest of the four Elemental Lords. And the other three don't let him forget it.

All that's missing is a little heart.

The weirdest part is that it doesn't have legs.

Hagatha cried out over the winds: "Truly, you are as powerful as the Maelstrom!" To which the Tempest answered: "I AM THE MAELSTROM."

Shake it, sh-sh-sh-shake it like a Kalimdor fissure.

Everyfin is cool when you're part of a murloc team!

A stone of blue, embraced with glee By murloc lords beneath the sea Soon numberless they swarmed the shore First two, then four, then more...and more...

The tricky part is getting them to HOLD their shape.

Seeing his Jade Golem grow up into the tall, handsome 6/6 standing before him was the proudest moment of his life.

Neptulon is "The Tidehunter". He’s one of the four elemental lords. And he and Ragnaros get together and make really amazing saunas.

He and his friends just want to rock out.

Rafaam mainly enjoys working with Hagatha because she never laughs at Dr. Boom's jokes.

Genius is 1% inspiration, and 99% drawing your Deathwing.

"Oh, THAT'S how she brings the warts!"

Finally, Electra can work from home.

Though young, Aya took over as the leader of Jade Lotus through her charisma and strategic acumen when her predecessor was accidentally crushed by a jade golem.

Her element is "Horns."

He can never take a bath. Ewww.

The grumbling grew to a mighty rumbling, and out of the caverns the kobolds came tumbling.

Krag'wa has a ritual to honor his friends and a ritual to devour his enemies. No one can tell them apart.

Most disturbing is how Moorabi covers all those frozen minions with flavored syrup.

Not to be confused with Nithogger.

"Throw it back! THROW IT BACK!"

Calling the mist doesn't sound all that great. "Ooooh, it is slightly damp now!"

Just can't resist the opportunity to hang around with a bunch of totems.

Just can't resist the opportunity to hang around with a bunch of totems.

"Do not be afraid. Approach. The dead will sleep… for now."

I would NOT want to put my hand in there. It's... SQUISHY.

Orgrim Doomhammer gave this legendary weapon to Thrall. His name is a total coincidence.

Stop! It's Twilight Hammer time.

blaarghghLLGHRHARAAHAHHH!!

Each dragon's pack is guaranteed to have at least one rare.

"All shall suffer!" "But Hagatha, those are your minions..." "I said ALL!!!"

Many young shaman summon a volcano as their first school project.

The Shudderwock finds him particularly frumious.

"Are your clouds not entertained?!"

Nothing beats rock.

Hallazeals all your dallazamage.

Mostly, they stand around and look cool.

Fan favorite in the muck morphin' sewer strangers.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!

Allowing totems to attack is not cheating. I mean, there isn't anything in the rule books about it.

The Silver Hand recruits shuddered in terror when they saw the dreaded totem of the Hexxer: A tiny little snowman, impaled with pins.

My life for Aya!

Don't ever doubt Al'Akir's love for basic totems.

You can only pick it up if you are worthy.

The ancient shaman chant, "Control Axe, Control Vee."

The mighty Ra-den was known as the Keeper of Storms. Unfortunately, he could not keep his fist.

"Hey! Ancestors!" - Ancestor's call

One of our more snowbally cards.

When you really need a job done… but you don't really care if it gets done right.

If you Hex a Murloc... it really isn't much of a change, is it?

Jade Lightning, goooo Jade Lightning!

An elegant weapon for a fishier age.

Also good for removing pesky stains.

Weeks of underwater cross-training have really built up her fourarms.

Hey man, I just feel like... death is just a construct of our imaginations, ya know?

It's nice to find a real craftsman in this day and age of mass-produced totems.

He just closes his eyes and goes for it. Raarararrrarar!

Ragnaros interviews hundreds of Fire Elementals for the position of "Destroyer" but very few have what it takes.

He's on fire! Boomshakalaka!

"He's so cute! I just want to squeeze him, then use him for Jade Golem parts!" - Aya Blackpaw

Waterspeakers can tell the future! So the Jade Lotus employs them to speculate on the Auction House.

If you think her Illidan and Sylvanas cosplay is great, wait till you see her Reno Jackson!

Will be really useful in the new "Hearthémon" game.

He's a very hungry elemental.

Wanna know how he got those scars? So does he.

The elements respond to anyone who calls them for a worthy cause, even if you call them by yelling, "MRGHRGLGLGL!"

"Oh, the weather outside is frightful… But Squallhunter's so delightful! And since we've gone down this road--overload, overload, overload!"

Best drank after a stiff gale.

Most of his friends are still Metalheads.

When regular totem hours won't cut it.

She wasn't happy when Hagatha sent her back to Uldum. But her "angry" hiss sounds like her "happy" hiss, so no one knew the difference.

You can easily defeat her by either dealing 4 damage, or dropping a house on her.

Is there anything worse than a Windspeaker with halitosis?