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Bull DozerDivine Shield
Leave them alone for two minutes and they go right into sleep mode. |
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Ravenholdt AssassinStealth
Just mail him a package with a name and 10,000 gold. He'll take care of the rest. |
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Stormwind ChampionYour other minions have +1/+1. When Deathwing assaulted the capital, this soldier was the only member of his squad to survive. Now he's all bitter and stuff. |
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ArchmageSpell Damage +1 You earn the title of Archmage when you can destroy anyone who calls you on it. |
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Cairne BloodhoofDeathrattle: Summon a 4/5 Baine Bloodhoof.
Cairne was killed by Garrosh, so... don't put this guy in a Warrior deck. It's pretty insensitive. |
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Gelbin MekkatorqueBattlecry: Summon an AWESOME invention.
He's the leader of the gnomes, and an incredible inventor. He's getting better, too; He turns things into chickens WAY less than he used to. |
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Lord of the ArenaTaunt He used to be a 2100+ rated arena player, but that was years ago and nobody can get him to shut up about it. |
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Mad SummonerBattlecry: Fill each player's
Does he summon because of his madness, or is he mad from all the summoning? |
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SunwalkerTaunt
She doesn’t ACTUALLY walk on the Sun. It's just a name. Don’t worry! |
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Windfury HarpyWindfury
Harpies are not pleasant sounding. That's the nicest I can put it. |
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Corrosive SludgeBattlecry: Destroy your opponent's weapon.
The result of centuries of terrible sanitation. |
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Fen CreeperTaunt
He used to be called Bog Beast, but it confused people because he wasn't an actual beast. Boom, New Name! |
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Furbolg MossbinderBattlecry: Transform a friendly minion into a 6/6 Elemental.
Behold, the unstoppable power of MOSS! |
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Leeroy JenkinsCharge. Battlecry: Summon two 1/1 Whelps for your opponent.
At least he has Angry Chicken. |
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Silver Hand KnightBattlecry: Summon a 2/2 Squire.
It's good to be a knight. Less so to be one's squire. |
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Stormpike CommandoBattlecry: Deal 2 damage. The Stormpike Commandos are demolition experts. They also bake a mean cupcake. |
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Stranglethorn TigerStealth
The wonderful thing about tigers is tigers are wonderful things! |
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Ancient BrewmasterBattlecry: Return a friendly minion from the battlefield to your hand.
Most pandaren say his brew tastes like yak. But apparently that's a compliment. |
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Dark Iron DwarfBattlecry: Give a minion +2 Attack this turn.
Guardians of Dark Iron Ore. Perhaps the most annoying ore, given where you have to forge it. |
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Defender of ArgusBattlecry: Give adjacent minions +2/+2 and Taunt.
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Defender of ArgusBattlecry: Give adjacent minions +1/+1 and Taunt.
You wouldn’t think that Argus would need this much defending. But it does. |
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Dragonling MechanicBattlecry: Summon a 2/1 Mechanical Dragonling. She is still working on installing the rocket launcher add-on for Mr. Bitey. |
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Gnomish InventorBattlecry: Draw a card. She's never quite sure what she's making, she just knows it's AWESOME! |
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Kobold IllusionistDeathrattle: Summon a 1/1 copy of a minion from your hand.
He can make ANYTHING look like a candle. |
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Sneaky DevilStealth
The result of a tragic accident involving a Defias Thug, a Wand of Polymorph, and a bundle of Fel Lotus. |
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Stormwind KnightCharge They're still embarrassed about "The Deathwing Incident". |
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Boisterous BardBattlecry: Give your other minions +1 Health.
As a kid, she fought with rocks. Now she fights with ROCK! |
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Flight MasterBattlecry: Summon a 2/2 Gryphon for each player.
Your gryphon will be summoned following a brief safety demonstration. |
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Humongous RazorleafCan't attack.
Loves goblins. In a light cream sauce. |
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Ironforge RiflemanBattlecry: Deal 1 damage. "Ready! Aim! Drink!" |
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Mind Control TechBattlecry: If your opponent
Mind Control technology is getting better, but that's not saying much. |
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Questing AdventurerWhenever you play a card, gain +1/+1.
"Does anyone have some extra Boar Pelts?" |
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Scarlet CrusaderDivine Shield
Never wash your whites with a Scarlet Crusader. |
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Tinkmaster OversparkBattlecry: Transform
Tinkmaster Overspark nearly lost his Tinker's license after the Great Ironforge Squirrel Stampede of '09. |
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Air RaidSummon two 1/1 Silver Hand Recruits with Taunt.
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Air RaidTwinspell
It's difficult to get an air raid together. You have to get twenty-five people, and they all want to play a paladin! |
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Acidic Swamp OozeBattlecry: Destroy your opponent's weapon. Oozes love Flamenco. Don't ask. |
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Ancient WatcherCan't attack.
Why do its eyes seem to follow you as you walk by? |
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Gryphon
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Kobold SandtrooperDeathrattle: Deal 3 damage to the enemy hero.
Stay while, take candle. |
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Mad BomberBattlecry: Deal 3 damage randomly split between all other characters.
He's not really all that crazy, he is just not as careful with explosives as he should be. |
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Mana AddictWhenever you cast a spell, gain +2 Attack this turn.
She’s trying to kick the habit, but still takes some mana whenever she has a stressful day. |
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Novice EngineerBattlecry: Draw a card. "Half of this class will not graduate… since they'll have been turned to chickens." - Tinkmaster Overspark, teaching Gizmos 101. |
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Pint-Sized SummonerThe first minion you play each turn costs (1) less.
She's quite jealous of the Gallon-Sized Summoner. |
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Sunfury ProtectorBattlecry: Give adjacent minions Taunt.
She carries a shield, but only so she can give it to someone she can stand behind. |
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Youthful BrewmasterBattlecry: Return a friendly minion from the battlefield to your hand.
His youthful enthusiasm doesn’t always equal excellence in his brews. Don’t drink the Mogu Stout! |
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Dark PactDestroy a friendly minion. Restore 4 Health to your hero.
"Don't worry about the fine print. Just sign here." |
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Dark PactDestroy a friendly minion. Restore 8 Health to your hero.
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Lost in the JungleSummon two 1/1 Silver Hand Recruits.
George and Karl were never heard from again. |
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Abusive SergeantBattlecry: Give a minion +2 Attack this turn.
ADD ME TO YOUR DECK, MAGGOT! |
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Abusive SergeantBattlecry: Give a minion +2 Attack this turn.
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Argent SquireDivine Shield
"I solemnly swear to uphold the Light, purge the world of darkness, and to eat only burritos." - The Argent Dawn Oath |
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Emboldener 3000At the end of your turn, give a random minion +1/+1.
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Fire FlyBattlecry: Add a 1/2 Elemental to your hand.
Archnemeses: small children with glass jars. |
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Flame Elemental
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Goldshire FootmanTaunt If 1/2 minions are all that is defending Goldshire, you would think it would have been overrun years ago. |
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Homing ChickenAt the start of your turn, destroy this minion and draw 3 cards.
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Murloc RaiderMrrraggglhlhghghlgh, mrgaaag blarrghlgaahahl mrgggg glhalhah a bghhll graggmgmg Garrosh mglhlhlh mrghlhlhl!! |
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PoultryizerAt the start of your turn, transform a random minion into a 1/1 Chicken.
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Repair BotAt the end of your turn, restore 6 Health to a damaged character.
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SecretkeeperWhenever a Secret is played, gain +1/+1.
Where is Mankrik’s wife? She’ll never tell. |
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Southsea DeckhandHas Charge while you have a weapon equipped.
Pirates are into this new fad called "Planking". |
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Worgen InfiltratorStealth
If you want to stop a worgen from infiltrating, just yell, "No! Bad boy!" |
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Golden Legendary
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