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Anyfin Can HappenSummon 7 Murlocs that died this game.
Theme song by Ellie Goldfin and Blagghghlrlrl Harris. |
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Uther of the Ebon BladeBattlecry: Equip a 5/3 Lifesteal weapon.
"Step forward. Confess! Once I was a mere servant of the Light. Now I alone stand in judgement." |
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Grave VengeanceLifesteal
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Silver SwordAfter your hero attacks, give your minions +1/+1.
Silver’s malleability limits its utility as an edged weapon. On the other hand... SHINY! |
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DinosizeSet a minion's Attack and Health to 10.
Comes with fries and a drink. |
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Lay on HandsRestore 8 Health. Draw 3 cards.
A grammatically awkward life saver. |
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Ragnaros, LightlordAt the end of your turn, restore 8 Health to a damaged friendly character.
What happens when you try and corrupt a corrupted firelord? DOUBLE NEGATIVE, INSECT! |
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Robosaur
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Tirion FordringDivine Shield, Taunt Deathrattle: Equip a 5/3 Ashbringer.
If you haven't heard the Tirion Fordring theme song, it's because it doesn't exist. |
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Vinecleaver[x]After your hero attacks,
George and Karl! Thank the Light we found you! |
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Kangor's Endless ArmyResurrect 3 friendly Mechs. They keep any Magnetic upgrades.
"That's three, Kangor. Three isn't endless." - Countess Ashmore |
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Don Han'ChoBattlecry: Give a random minion in your hand +5/+5.
The brilliant mastermind of the Grimy Goons, Han sometimes thinks about ditching the idiot Cho, but that would just tear him apart. |
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Eadric the PureBattlecry: Change all enemy minions'
Nobody rocks a monocle like Eadric. |
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Grimestreet Protector[x]Taunt
Some new asphalt should do the trick. |
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Guardian of KingsBattlecry: Restore 6 Health to your hero. Holy beings from the beyond are so cliché! |
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Lynessa Sunsorrow[x]Battlecry: Cast each spell
A diet of pure magic is great for the complexion but wreaks havoc on one's mood. |
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Val'anyrDeathrattle: Give a minion in your hand +4/+2. When it dies, reequip this.
Recently unearthed in one of the deepest kobold caves. Traded for a large candle. |
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Avenging WrathDeal 8 damage randomly split among all enemies.
Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! |
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Enter the ColiseumDestroy all minions except each player's highest Attack minion.
You have to get past the vendors first. So many are lost to shopping... |
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Spikeridged SteedGive a minion +2/+6 and Taunt. When it dies, summon a Stegodon.
What beats cavalry? Dinosaur cavalry. |
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BlackguardWhenever your hero is healed, deal that much damage to a random enemy minion.
"Did I ever tell you the story of when I single-handedly took down a 29/29 C'thun?" - Reno Jackson |
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Crystal Lion[x]Divine Shield
Standard issue recruit gear: 1 silver sword, 1 Lordaeron insignia, 2 bags of crystal kibble. |
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Glowstone TechnicianBattlecry: Give all minions in your hand +2/+2.
"Windell! More light!" "I'm givin' it all she's got, Kangor!" |
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Guardian SpiritTaunt
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Ivory Knight[x]Battlecry: Discover a spell.
Do <i>NOT</i> call it a "horse". |
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Mysterious ChallengerBattlecry: Put one of each Secret from your deck into the battlefield.
He may sound surly and antisocial, but he's actually just really shy. |
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Sunkeeper TarimTaunt
Ironically, his favorite number is 4. |
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Blessed ChampionDouble a minion's Attack.
This card causes double the trouble AND double the fun. |
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Call to ArmsRecruit 3 minions that cost (2) or less.
More personal than a text to arms. |
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Holy WrathDraw a card and deal damage equal to its Cost.
C'mon Molten Giant!! |
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Level Up!Give your Silver Hand Recruits +2/+2 and Taunt.
Ding! Grats. |
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Shrink RaySet the Attack and Health of all minions
Actually works by enlarging the rest of the world. |
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Solemn VigilDraw 2 cards. Costs (1) less for each minion that died this turn.
Each year, folk gather in front of Blackrock Mountain to mourn those who were mind-controlled into the lava. |
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Stand Against DarknessSummon five 1/1 Silver Hand Recruits.
Or if you're too tired, you can just kind of lean against the darkness. |
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Bolvar FordragonWhenever a friendly minion dies while this is in your hand, gain +1 Attack.
Spoiler alert: Bolvar gets melted and then sits on an ice throne and everyone forgets about him. |
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Bolvar, FirebloodDivine Shield
He's so hot right now. |
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Cobalt GuardianWhenever you summon a Mech, gain Divine Shield.
Guardians used to be built out of Adamantium, but production got moved to Gadgetzan and Cobalt was cheap. |
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Dragon ConsortBattlecry: The next Dragon you play costs (2) less.
Everybody wants someone to snuggle with. Even giant armored scaly draconic beasts of destruction. |
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GalvadonBattlecry: Adapt 5 times.
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Ghostly ChargerDivine ShieldRush
Maybe we should have called him Ghostly Rusher. |
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Grimestreet EnforcerAt the end of your turn, give all minions in your hand +1/+1.
"Sir, you don't have a permit to park your mount here." |
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Mechano-EggDeathrattle: Summon an 8/8 Robosaur.
When you need more iron in your diet. |
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Prince Liam[x]Battlecry: Transform all
"I have a very particular set of skills. Skills that make me a nightmare for witches like you." |
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QuartermasterBattlecry: Give your Silver Hand Recruits +2/+2.
His specialty? Dividing things into four pieces. |
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Tuskarr JousterBattlecry: Reveal a minion in each deck. If yours costs more, restore 7 Health to your hero.
Just could not be talked out of using his turtle for the joust... |
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Light's SorrowAfter a friendly minion loses Divine Shield, gain +1 Attack.
These sorrows cut deep. |
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Truesilver ChampionWhenever your hero attacks, restore 2 Health to it. It Slices, it Dices. You can cut a tin can with it. (But you wouldn't want to.) |
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Blessing of KingsGive a minion +4/+4. (+4 Attack/+4 Health)
Given the number of kings who have been assassinated, are you sure you want their blessing? |
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ConsecrationDeal 2 damage to all enemies.
Consecrated ground glows with Holy energy. But it smells a little, too. |
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Hammer of WrathDeal 3 damage.
A good paladin has many tools. Hammer of Wrath, Pliers of Vengeance, Hacksaw of Justice, etc. |
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Prismatic LensDraw a minion and a spell from your deck. Swap their Costs.
Mined exclusively from the dark side of the moon. |
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Silvermoon PortalGive a minion +2/+2. Summon a random
What's Millhouse Manastorm doing in Silvermoon? |
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Annoy-o-ModuleMagnetic
Every ten seconds it asks if you want to update. |
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Arrogant CrusaderDeathrattle: If it's your opponent's turn, summon a 2/2 Ghoul.
To be honest, he was kind of a jerk even BEFORE he was bitten by that ghoul. |
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Bellringer SentryBattlecry and Deathrattle: Put a Secret from your deck into the battlefield.
"Who are you? Eh, none of my business." |
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Chillblade ChampionCharge
It slices, it dices, it vaporizes! The Chillblade will make a Champion out of even the lowliest gnome. |
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Guardian SpiritTaunt
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Keeper of UldamanBattlecry: Set a minion's Attack and Health to 3.
U da man! No, U da man! |
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Lightfused StegodonBattlecry: Adapt your Silver Hand Recruits.
“Come now, Johnston. I think those horns are quite fetching on you.” |
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Murloc KnightInspire: Summon a random Murloc.
Hee hee! Look at his cute little feet. |
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The Glass Knight[x]Divine Shield
She seems scary, but she's got a glass jaw. |
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Blessed MaulBattlecry: Give your minions +1 Attack.
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Champion's MaulBattlecry: Summon two 1/1 Silver Hand Recruits.
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CoghammerBattlecry: Give a random friendly minion Divine Shield and Taunt.
So you ripped this out of a machine, carved some runes on it, stuck it on a handle, and now it's a weapon of great divine power? Seems legit. |
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Purifier's MaulBattlecry: Give your minions Divine Shield.
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Rallying BladeBattlecry: Give +1/+1 to your minions with Divine Shield.
As far as blades go, this one is pretty great in the motivation department. |
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Sacred MaulBattlecry: Give your minions Taunt.
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Sword of JusticeAfter you summon a minion, give it +1/+1 and this loses 1 Durability.
I dub you Sir Loin of Beef! |
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Unidentified MaulGains a bonus effect in your hand.
When all you have is an unidentified maul, everything else looks like an unidentified nail. |
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Divine FavorDraw cards until you have as many in hand as your opponent.
This is not just a favor, but a divine one, like helping someone move a couch with a fold out bed! |
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Muster for BattleSummon three 1/1 Silver Hand Recruits. Equip a 1/4 Weapon.
"I'm bringing the guacamole!" – One of the most successful (yet rare) Silver Hand rallying cries |
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Seal of ChampionsGive a minion
"Arf! Arf! Arf!" - Seal of Champions |
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Small-Time Recruits[x]Draw three 1-Cost
Now we know why they wear tiny watches. |
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Aldor PeacekeeperBattlecry: Change an enemy minion's Attack to 1.
The Aldor hate two things: the Scryers and smooth jazz. |
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Benevolent DjinnAt the end of your turn, restore 3 Health to your hero.
Wish #1: funnel cakes. Wish #2: funnel cakes. Wish #3: FUNNEL CAKES. |
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Grimestreet SmugglerBattlecry: Give a random minion in your hand +1/+1.
She's got anything you want. Need the latest derpinger? No problem! |
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Howling CommanderBattlecry: Draw a Divine Shield minion from your deck.
Enlistment in her battalion comes with several pairs of earplugs. |
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Nightbane TemplarBattlecry: If you're holding a Dragon, summon two 1/1 Whelps.
Originally joined to be Arcanagos’ Templar, but has to admit that ordering pizza has become waaaay easier. |
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Paragon of LightWhile this minion has 3 or more Attack, it has Taunt and Lifesteal.
She’s all fun and games until someone rings that stupid bell. |
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Scarlet PurifierBattlecry: Deal 2 damage to all minions with Deathrattle.
The Scarlet Crusade is doing market research to find out if the "Mauve Crusade" would be better received. |
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Steward of DarkshireWhenever you summon a 1-Health minion, give it Divine Shield.
Turns out divine shields are way cheaper if you buy in bulk. |
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Warhorse TrainerYour Silver Hand Recruits have +1 Attack.
He doesn't even get Sundays off. Every day he's hostling. |
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Wickerflame BurnbristleDivine Shield, Taunt, Lifesteal
Wickerflame spent years as a recruit for the Goons, never making the big-time because he always fired his chest-cannon too slowly. "Hey," he thought, "maybe if I keep my beard lit on fire, I can do this faster." BOOM, promoted. |
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ReinforceHero Power
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ReinforceHero Power
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ReinforceHero Power
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The Silver HandHero Power
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The Silver HandHero Power
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The Silver HandHero Power
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The Tidal HandHero Power
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Argent LanceBattlecry: Reveal a minion in each deck. If yours costs more, +1 Durability.
The stripes make it look like a candy cane, but we recommend against licking it. |
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A Light in the DarknessDiscover a minion.
Wait, how can you have a light in the dark? If you turn on a light while it’s dark, doesn’t that mean it’s no longer dark? |
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Crystology[x]Draw two 1-Attack
"The Light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's more of a juice, really." |
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Dark ConvictionSet a minion's Attack and Health to 3.
In his court, Uther is judge, jury, AND executioner… |
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Desperate StandGive a minion "Deathrattle: Return this to life with 1 Health."
They're grateful for the help, but most minions would prefer not dying in the first place. |
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EqualityChange the Health of ALL minions to 1.
We are all special unique snowflakes... with 1 Health. |
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Greater Pearl SpellstoneSummon a 6/6 Spirit with Taunt.
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Holy LightRestore 6 Health.
If you are often bathed in Holy Light, you should consider wearing sunscreen. |
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Lesser Pearl SpellstoneSummon a 2/2 Spirit with Taunt. @(Restore 3 Health to upgrade.)
In ages old, when Ancients broke Azari of the Legion spoke To tempt the mortals: gems of power The weak succumbed, their souls devoured. |