Hearthpwn

The spirits prefer to convoke when there's some hot gossip to discuss.

Sometimes the fittest is the one smart enough to not start a fight with seven 6/6 Treants.

Ghouls in the pipe, five by five.

Ghouls in the pipe, five by five.

Call her "Tweety". She'll find it real funny. I PROMISE.

Aya siphons a bit of Kun's soul to animate each golem in her Jade army. To his credit, he's being a great sport about it.

Millennia of evolutionary pressures turned his species into the Faerie Dragons we know today.

Healing: It grows on trees!

Loved. Hated. Carbonated.

Loved. Hated. Carbonated.

The viziers of Azjol-Nerub released Hadronox as a last-ditch effort to hold back the Lich King. They did so by VERY carefully scooping him up in a LARGE newspaper and releasing him.

The viziers of Azjol-Nerub released Hadronox as a last-ditch effort to hold back the Lich King. They did so by VERY carefully scooping him up in a LARGE newspaper and releasing him.

The latest advancement in hippo-botany.

The roots, the roots, the roots is on fire!

Releash the Dragon!

Reach down into your lungs. The wind that resides there is your greatest treasure. It provides the gift of song, which is free. *But not less than (1)

"Is my deck any good?" "I mean, if the stars align."

Don't ask about his right hand. He's still growing into it.

The gift that keeps on living.

I’ve got NO idea what’s in that fertilizer.

It actually thrives in partial sunlight.

Delicious Forest’s Aid! Made from real forests.

"Who's that?" "A noob, I reckon."

"I don't know, Fred, but you should probably stop climbing on it." - Friend of Fred

Yes, he's a demigod. No, he doesn't need to wear a shirt.

Yes, he's a demigod. No, he doesn't need to wear a shirt.

How many crypts could a Crypt Keeper keep if a Crypt Keeper could keep crypts?

Even with wings, snakes STILL don't have legs.

Favorite sandwich? Grizzled cheese.

I <i>dare</i> you to attack Darnassus.

Always feels refreshed after a little dirt nap.

They claim they're from the Fae Court, but that might be a Fae Kout.

They claim they're from the Fae Court, but that might be a Fae Kout.

Sheldras really went to the park for his pilgrimage.

We're going to need some bigger tweezers.

"Cenarius once taught me about the precarious balance between life and death. I have come to understand: there IS no balance. Death always wins."

"Cenarius once taught me about the precarious balance between life and death. I have come to understand: there IS no balance. Death always wins."

The guidelines specifically state: "Students may also bring an ironbeak owl OR an alleycat OR a toad." They never said how big.

It's a high five followed by a low tide.

Whelp for scale.

They're just normal wisps, actually. The "Of the Old Gods" bit is just marketing.

Go ahead, carve your initials in him.

Go ahead, carve your initials in him.

Young Night Elves love to play "Who can get the Ancient of War to Uproot?" You lose if you get crushed to death.

Young Night Elves love to play "Who can get the Ancient of War to Uproot?" You lose if you get crushed to death.

Ten thousand years ago, the city of Zin-Azshari fell to the bottom of the sea... and partially onto Colaque's shell.

Unlike gnomes, dreampetals grow more than 3 feet tall.

Not to be confused with the aeronautically advanced Druid of the Planes.

They say “don’t poke the bear”, but they NEVER said “don’t poke the frostsaber or her cubs”.

Must be something it ate.

"Are you sure that's enough gloop?" "Hold on."

There’s a word for Zandalari druids who refuse to pledge loyalty to Gonk: “Delicious.”

He's untreefeated.

Hedra was cast out millennia ago for her divisive opinions among the Naga, such as "Turning into evil underwater serpent people was bad, actually."

"Boy! Bring me my masks and skull rams."

He gets a discount on the tournament entry fee because he is his own horse.

When Malorne isn't mauling hordes of demons, he enjoys attending parties, though he prefers to go stag.

Three heads of marsh-mashing, bog-bashing, swamp-stomping fury!

They got a dragon that burns 1000 gallons of anima a week.