Hearthpwn

Ghouls in the pipe, five by five.

Call her "Tweety". She'll find it real funny. I PROMISE.

Aya siphons a bit of Kun's soul to animate each golem in her Jade army. To his credit, he's being a great sport about it.

Aya siphons a bit of Kun's soul to animate each golem in her Jade army. To his credit, he's being a great sport about it.

Millennia of evolutionary pressures turned his species into the Faerie Dragons we know today.

Healing: It grows on trees!

Yes, he's a demigod. No, he doesn't need to wear a shirt.

The viziers of Azjol-Nerub released Hadronox as a last-ditch effort to hold back the Lich King. They did so by VERY carefully scooping him up in a LARGE newspaper and releasing him.

The latest advancement in hippo-botany.

The roots, the roots, the roots is on fire!

Releash the Dragon!

Reach down into your lungs. The wind that resides there is your greatest treasure. It provides the gift of song, which is free. *But not less than (1)

The gift that keeps on living.

Delicious Forest’s Aid! Made from real forests.

Favorite sandwich? Grizzled cheese.

I <i>dare</i> you to attack Darnassus.

Always feels refreshed after a little dirt nap.

We're going to need some bigger tweezers.

"Cenarius once taught me about the precarious balance between life and death. I have come to understand: there IS no balance. Death always wins."

It's a high five followed by a low tide.

They're just normal wisps, actually. The "Of the Old Gods" bit is just marketing.

Go ahead, carve your initials in him.

Young Night Elves love to play "Who can get the Ancient of War to Uproot?" You lose if you get crushed to death.

Unlike gnomes, dreampetals grow more than 3 feet tall.

Must be something it ate.

"Are you sure that's enough gloop?" "Hold on."

There’s a word for Zandalari druids who refuse to pledge loyalty to Gonk: “Delicious.”

He's untreefeated.

"Boy! Bring me my masks and skull rams."

He gets a discount on the tournament entry fee because he is his own horse.

When Malorne isn't mauling hordes of demons, he enjoys attending parties, though he prefers to go stag.

Three heads of marsh-mashing, bog-bashing, swamp-stomping fury!

Take these broken wings, be reborn, and learn to fly again.

Don't worry; we fired the person who named this card.

Amazing that it's been hidden, given the twenty-foot treant splashing around in it.

Ain't no party like a Moonglade party ‘cause a Moonglade party got bears.

Druids take nourishment from many things: the power of nature, the songbird's chirp, a chocolate cake.

Druidic recycling involves putting plastics in one bin and enemy minions in another bin.

In the past, plagues were spread by mice or fleas. These days they're spread by elves.

[x]The Gurubashi Arena has an extremely permissive policy on pets in the workplace.

Balance is important to druids. This card is perfectly balanced.

Though young, Aya took over as the leader of Jade Lotus through her charisma and strategic acumen when her predecessor was accidentally crushed by a jade golem.

There's a whole gradient of Arakkoa! This one is on the darker side.

Make it a double dragon!

I think we should talk about the jade elephant in the room.

Crushes buildings with his BEAR hands.

Please? Can I keep him? I promise to clean his cage <i>every day</i>.

That racial bonus to Herbalism finally paid off.

Good seeds can go far.

"I think I'll just nap under these trees. Wait... AAAAAHHH!" - Blinkfizz, the Unfortunate Gnome

Glowflies are distant relations to spelling bees.

If you truly love your mana, set it free.

The true mystery of lunar visions is how there is nothing to watch when there are so many channels.

Is the sky falling? Yes. Yes it is.