Hearthpwn

Trolls can regenerate lost limbs, but this is what they do with the leftovers.

Nominated as "Spell Most Likely to Make Your Opponent Punch the Wall."

"A BIG mistake."

One's company, two's a crowd, and three's a “mass” resurrection, apparently.

Don't worry, there's a happy little funhouse right under that sand pit.

Cloning can be a jarring experience.

An attempted cure becomes disease, blooming and thriving as rot and decay.

The original artist spent many hours with a fine chisel perfecting the facial expression for maximum tauntiness.

The original artist spent many hours with a fine chisel perfecting the facial expression for maximum tauntiness.

"I will tell you what Velen never taught me. Whosoever stands before the Light… inevitably casts a shadow."

"I will tell you what Velen never taught me. Whosoever stands before the Light… inevitably casts a shadow."

Xyrella thought she was only saving her daughter. Her actions may very well have saved the entire world.

Bingo! Minion DNA!

Without a tongue, it speaks in seven. Without a voice, its echo lingers forever.

Part of a balanced breakfast.

In the right hands, the awesome power of resurrection can be used for the greater good.

In the southern hemisphere, it actually summons all minions instead.

She always manages to lift your spirits.

All of the other Old Gods used to laugh and call him names. They never let poor G'huun join in any Old God games.

"Well, I'm glad YOU knew what I should be doing this turn."

"Well, I'm glad YOU knew what I should be doing this turn."

She discovered Xal'atath, Blade of the Black Empire, a terrible weapon of shadow magic that could both swallow a soul <i>and</i> cut a mean julienne.

She discovered Xal'atath, Blade of the Black Empire, a terrible weapon of shadow magic that could both swallow a soul <i>and</i> cut a mean julienne.

Everyone wants to be a princess, but nobody ever considers the size of the hat.

Lazul called Galakrond’s name, her voice echoed by whispers from the deep. Both of Galakrond’s eyes opened… and then other eyes opened, as well.

Pink Elekks are on parade!

A diamond, white, this stone the eighth A precious jewel for those of faith A whispered prayer restores the lost But none among them know the cost.

Everybody! Hit the deck!

It’s a doppelgang-war!

In the right hands, the awesome power of resurrection can be used for the greater good.

Addarah knows that if you've seen one horrifically haunted tomb, you've seen them all.

Nobody expects the Archbishop's Benediction!

Nobody expects the Archbishop's Benediction!

What's a Blackwater Behemoth's favorite meal? Fish n' Ships.

Everyone's dying to meet him.

She sees into your past and makes you face your fears. Most common fear: Getting Majordomo out of Sneed's Old Shredder.

Everywhelp, get in here!

He's been exiled from his home, and all his brothers turned evil, but otherwise he doesn't have a lot to complain about.

I wish to complain about this dragon what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.

Follows adventurers, seeking the ultimate time magic: the ability to reload.

No one was brave enough to fire the dragon in person… so they made the potion do it.

Once you both get comfortable, darkness is actually pretty snuggly.

Once you both get comfortable, darkness is actually pretty snuggly.

It's perfectly safe as long as you remember to put in air holes.

Often followed by Holy Smokes!

The things a murloc's gotta go through to graduate from Scholomance…

This is what happens when you allow goblins to be priests.

This is what happens when you allow goblins to be priests.

Difficult to bottle up and sell. But it packs a punch.

Difficult to bottle up and sell. But it packs a punch.

Ripping centuries asunder helps him manage his busy schedule.

You never know who may be secretly working for the Cabal....

Also does weddings.

He considers textbooks Light reading.

His whole job is yelling "Yogg-Saron comin'!"

She was a lady in polka dots until the gnomish laundromat incident.

The forecast calls for light showers, but you won’t need an umbrella.

Unfortunately, Mi’da’s touch will not turn things to gold.

Hello darkness my old friend.

We get it, you're undead. But jumping out of a grave? That's a bit much.

His original name was Aerek. Then the first clone was Berek. They went evil around Merek.

Time to EVEN out the playing field.

Ascension is not some external power granted to you, it is the power you find within yourself.

Not even the holy Light can get anima out of white silk.

A mind is a terrible thing to waste. Seconds, anyone?

A mind is a terrible thing to waste. Seconds, anyone?

Belief is the other half of the battle.

MOM! DAD! DON'T TOUCH IT! IT'S EVIL!!!!!!

For a healthier option, try Holy Water: Zero.

Black Friday gets worse every year.

Available as a bundle, along with Power Words: Detonate, Animate, Annihilate, and Paper Weight.

Because you're wrapped in a protective layer of… tentacles?

This is how the arakkoa make friends.

We like to call it FUNdeath here!

"Hey, Fred! That one looks like it's wearing your shoe! Fred?" - Friend of Fred

"It's time. R.I.P."