Shirvallah, the TigerDivine Shield, Rush, Lifesteal
On bended knee Thekal placed his weapon upon Shirvallah’s altar, whereupon she slowly knocked it off with her paw. |
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Giant TentacleDormant
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Giant TentacleDormant
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Large TentacleDormant
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Large TentacleDormant
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Large TentacleDormant
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Terrifying TentacleDormant
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Terrifying TentacleDormant
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Amplified ElekkTaunt
Before this show can continue, we have to bass-boost the elephant in the room. |
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BanjosaurRush
You'll all be singing along once he gets to the tyranno-chorus. |
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Darkmoon RabbitRush, Poisonous
That's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! |
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Darkmoon RabbitPoisonous. Rush.
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Darkmoon RabbitPoisonous. Rush.
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Darkmoon RabbitPoisonous.
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DrakanDrek'Thar is (@) Speed faster.
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Duchess 3Rush
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DurosDrek'thar takes @ less damage.
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TyrantusTaunt
Millennia of evolutionary pressures turned his species into the Faerie Dragons we know today. |
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TyrantusElusive
Millennia of evolutionary pressures turned his species into the Faerie Dragons we know today. |
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Ultrasaur
Evolved the really long neck to spy on its neighbors. |
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Baku the MooneaterStart of Game:
In her defense, it did look like a cookie. |
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Baku the MooneaterStart of Game:
In her defense, it did look like a cookie. |
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Blight BoarCharge
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Bull DozerDivine Shield
Leave them alone for two minutes and they go right into sleep mode. |
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Giant MastodonTaunt
Still salty about it not being the "Year of the Mastodon." |
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Giant MastodonTaunt
Still salty about it not being the "Year of the Mastodon." |
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Giant Rat
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HadronoxDeathrattle: Summon your Taunt minions that
The viziers of Azjol-Nerub released Hadronox as a last-ditch effort to hold back the Lich King. They did so by VERY carefully scooping him up in a LARGE newspaper and releasing him. |
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HadronoxDeathrattle: Summon your Taunt minions that
The viziers of Azjol-Nerub released Hadronox as a last-ditch effort to hold back the Lich King. They did so by VERY carefully scooping him up in a LARGE newspaper and releasing him. |
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King KrushCharge
The best defense against King Krush is to have someone you don’t like standing in front of you. |
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King KrushCharge
The best defense against King Krush is to have someone you don’t like standing in front of you. |
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King KrushCharge
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King PlushCharge
He's so fluffy you're gonna DIE! |
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LightrayTaunt
Lightrays, much like rays of light, tend to be seen closer to the surface. |
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MulchmuncherRush. Costs (1) less for each friendly Treant that died this game.
The latest advancement in hippo-botany. |
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North Sea KrakenBattlecry: Deal 4 damage.
You have no idea how tired this guy is of being released. |
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OondastaRush
Adorning devilsaurs with armor and feathers is a respected job in troll culture, although it has a high turnover rate. |
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TrenchstalkerBattlecry: Attack three different random enemies.
Cooler heads prevail. |
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Nightmare Viper {0}This minion's Attack
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Nightmare Viper 1This minion's Attack
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Nightmare Viper 2This minion's Attack
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Nightmare Viper 3This minion's Attack
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Nightmare Viper 4This minion's Attack
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Akali, the RhinoRush
Most trolls only get to “AAAAHHH!” and don’t make it to the “kali” part. |
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Deviate DreadfangAfter you cast a Nature spell, summon a 4/2 Viper with Rush.
Even with wings, snakes STILL don't have legs. |
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Fossilized DevilsaurBattlecry: If you control another Beast, gain Taunt.
This was the only job he could get after the dinosaur theme park debacle. |
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Giant Sand WormWhenever this attacks and kills a minion, it may attack again.
Banned from every all-you-can-eat buffet on Azeroth. |
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Goldrinn, the Great WolfDeathrattle: For the rest of this combat, your Beasts have +8/+8.
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Goldrinn, the Great WolfDeathrattle: For the rest of this combat, your Beasts have +4/+4.
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Grizzled GuardianTaunt
Favorite sandwich? Grizzled cheese. |
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Hir'eek, the BatBattlecry: Fill your board with copies of this minion.
REPEL’S EFFECT WORE OFF. |
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InvincibleReborn
No it's not, I can see it right there. |
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Nightmare Viper {0}This minion's Attack is always equal to its Health.
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Nightmare Viper 1This minion's Attack is always equal to its Health.
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Nightmare Viper 2This minion's Attack is always equal to its Health.
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Nightmare Viper 3This minion's Attack is always equal to its Health.
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Nightmare Viper 4This minion's Attack is always equal to its Health.
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OctosariDeathrattle: Draw 8 cards.
Eight arms of sand-flinging, foe-wringing, card-slinging fury! |
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Ourobos, World SerpentTaunt
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OzumatColossal +6
<b>Deathrattle:</b> You'll be octo-sorry. |
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Pit CrocoliskBattlecry: Deal 5 damage.
PIT! Not PET! |
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Pyros |
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Rampaging Beast
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Robosaur |
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Robosaur |
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Snuggle TeddyGigantic
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Star GrazerElusive, Taunt
Star gazing and star grazing aren't too different. Except for the part where you eat stars. |
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The 8 Hands From BeyondBattlecry: Destroy both players' decks EXCEPT
It was a one-eyed, eight-handed, giant purple planet eater. |
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ThunderbringerTaunt
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't stop it from electrocuting everything in the water. |
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Violet WurmDeathrattle: Summon seven 1/1 Grubs.
It's wurms all the way down. |
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Violet WurmDeathrattle: Summon seven 1/1 Grubs.
It's wurms all the way down. |
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War Kodo
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Zixor PrimeRush
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Alliance GryphonRush.
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AmalgadonBattlecry: Randomly Adapt
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AmalgadonBattlecry: Randomly
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Amani War BearRush
"I used to farm for hours! Now they just come in packs?" |
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Beached WhaleTaunt
Call me Illidan. Some years ago — never mind how long precisely — having little or no gold in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on Azeroth, I thought I would fly about a little and see the demony part of the world… |
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Bearon Gla'shearBattlecry: For each Frost
When you get hit by a royally bad pun, you just have to grin and bear it. |
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Blackwater BehemothColossal +1
What's a Blackwater Behemoth's favorite meal? Fish n' Ships. |
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BonemareBattlecry: Give a friendly minion +4/+4 and Taunt.
Attacks her job with unbridled enthusiasm. |
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BonemareBattlecry: Give a friendly minion +4/+4 and Taunt.
Attacks her job with unbridled enthusiasm. |
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BubbaBattlecry: Summon six 1/1 Bloodhounds to attack an enemy minion.
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Captured Jormungar
You can keep him, but you have to promise to feed him and clean out his tank every day! |
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Charged DevilsaurCharge
What happens when a dinosaur mixes soda and pop rocks. |
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ColaqueColossal +1
Ten thousand years ago, the city of Zin-Azshari fell to the bottom of the sea... and partially onto Colaque's shell. |
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Core Hound
You don’t tame a Core Hound. You just train it to eat someone else before it eats you. |
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Corridor CreeperCosts (1) less whenever a minion dies while this is in your hand.
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Corridor CreeperCosts (1) less whenever a minion dies while this is in your hand.
It likes the smell of dead things, which is curious, as it has no visible nose. |
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Druid of the PlainsTaunt
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Druid of the PlainsRush
Not to be confused with the aeronautically advanced Druid of the Planes. |
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Frostsaber MatriarchTaunt. Costs (1) less
They say “don’t poke the bear”, but they NEVER said “don’t poke the frostsaber or her cubs”. |
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Gahz'rillaWhenever this minion takes damage, double its Attack.
The Sen'jin High football team is The Gahz'rillas. |
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Giant AnacondaTaunt
Must be something it ate. |
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Glugg the GulperColossal +3
Food can be scarce in the Abyssal Depths, leading its top predators to pursue any potential source of sustenance. Even extra crunchy ones. |
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Gluth-sicleBattlecry: Summon two Undead from your deck and Freeze them.
Like candy bars, some taste better frozen. |
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Gonk, the RaptorAfter your hero attacks and kills a minion, it may attack again.
There’s a word for Zandalari druids who refuse to pledge loyalty to Gonk: “Delicious.” |
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Grotesque DragonhawkWindfury
They say that "grotesque is in the eye of the beholder," but that's just because they've never seen a Grotesque Dragonhawk. Yikes! |
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Harrowing OxTaunt
Dead or alive, you're pulling that plow. |
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Humongous OwlDeathrattle: Deal 8 damage to a random enemy.
"Humongous what?" -Torug's last words. |