Molten GiantCosts (1) less for
He gets terrible heartburn. BECAUSE HE IS FULL OF LAVA. |
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Mountain GiantCosts (1) less for each other card in your hand.
His mother said that he was just big boned. |
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PyroblastDeal 10 damage.
Take the time for an evil laugh after you draw this card. |
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DeathwingBattlecry: Destroy all other minions and discard your hand.
Once a noble dragon known as Neltharion, Deathwing lost his mind and shattered Azeroth before finally being defeated. Daddy issues? |
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Sea GiantCosts (1) less for each other minion on the battlefield.
See? Giant. |
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AlexstraszaBattlecry: Set a hero's remaining Health to 15.
Alexstrasza the Life-Binder brings life and hope to everyone. Except Deathwing. And Malygos. And Nekros. |
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King KrushCharge
The best defense against King Krush is to have someone you don’t like standing in front of you. |
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MalygosSpell Damage +5
Malygos hates it when mortals use magic. He gets so mad! |
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NozdormuPlayers only have 15 seconds to take their turns.
Time to write some flavor text. |
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OnyxiaBattlecry: Summon 1/1 Whelps until your side of the battlefield is full.
Onyxia long manipulated the Stormwind Court by disguising herself as Lady Katrana Prestor. You would have thought that the giant wings and scales would have been a giveaway. |
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YseraAt the end of your turn, get two random Dream cards.
Ysera rules the Emerald Dream. Which is some kind of green-mirror-version of the real world, or something? |
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Lord JaraxxusBattlecry: Equip a 3/8 Blood Fury.
"TRIFLING GNOME! YOUR ARROGANCE WILL BE YOUR UNDOING!!!!" |
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Demigod's FavorGive your other minions +2/+2. |
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Lay on HandsRestore 8 Health. Draw 3 cards.
A grammatically awkward life saver. |
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Shan'do's LessonSummon two 2/2 Treants with Taunt. |
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Twisting NetherDestroy all minions
The Twisting Nether is a formless place of magic and illusion and destroyed minions. |
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Al'Akir the WindlordCharge, Divine Shield, Taunt, Windfury
He is the weakest of the four Elemental Lords. And the other three don't let him forget it. |
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CenariusChoose One - Give your other minions +2/+2; or Summon two 2/2 Treants with Taunt.
Yes, he's a demigod. No, he doesn't need to wear a shirt. |
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Grommash HellscreamCharge
Grommash drank the tainted blood of Mannoroth, dooming the orcs to green skin and red eyes! Maybe not his best decision. |
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GruulAt the end of each turn, gain +1/+1 .
He's Gruul "the Dragonkiller". He just wanted to cuddle them… he never meant to… |
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Ragnaros the FirelordCan't attack. At the end of your turn, deal 8 damage to a random enemy.
Ragnaros was summoned by the Dark Iron dwarves, who were eventually enslaved by the Firelord. Summoning Ragnaros often doesn’t work out the way you want it to. |
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Tirion FordringDivine Shield, Taunt Deathrattle: Equip a 5/3 Ashbringer.
If you haven't heard the Tirion Fordring theme song, it's because it doesn't exist. |
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Gladiator's LongbowYour hero is Immune while attacking.
The longbow allows shots to be fired from farther away and is useful for firing on particularly odorous targets. |
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GorehowlAttacking a minion costs 1 Attack instead of 1 Durability.
Grommash Hellscream's famous axe. Somehow this ended up in Prince Malchezaar's possession. Quite the mystery! |
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Ancient SecretsRestore 7 Health. |
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Ancient TeachingsDraw 2 cards. |
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Rooted+5 Health and Taunt. |
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Uproot+5 Attack. |
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Ancient of LoreChoose One - Draw 2 cards; or Restore 7 Health.
Go ahead, carve your initials in him. |
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Ancient of WarChoose One -
Young Night Elves love to play "Who can get the Ancient of War to Uproot?" You lose if you get crushed to death. |
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Archmage AntonidasWhenever you cast a spell, add a 'Fireball' spell to your hand.
Antonidas was the Grand Magus of the Kirin Tor, and Jaina's mentor. This was a big step up from being Grand Magus of Jelly Donuts. |
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Baron GeddonAt the end of your turn, deal 2 damage to ALL other characters.
Baron Geddon was Ragnaros's foremost lieutenant, until he got FIRED. |
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Gadgetzan AuctioneerWhenever you cast a spell, draw a card.
He used to run the black market auction house, but there was just too much violence and he had to move. |
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Prophet VelenDouble the damage and healing of your spells and Hero Power.
He's been exiled from his home, and all his brothers turned evil, but otherwise he doesn't have a lot to complain about. |
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Ravenholdt AssassinStealth
Just mail him a package with a name and 10,000 gold. He'll take care of the rest. |
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SiegebreakerTaunt Has a side hustle as a siegebroker. |
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Avenging WrathDeal 8 damage randomly split among all enemies.
Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! |
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BlizzardDeal 2 damage to all enemy minions and Freeze them.
This spell can be very Entertaining. |
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Holy FireDeal 5 damage. Restore 5 Health to your hero.
Often followed by Holy Smokes! |
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Lay on HandsRestore 8 Health. Draw 3 cards.
A grammatically awkward life saver. |
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Argent CommanderCharge
The Argent Dawn stands vigilant against the Scourge, as well as people who cut in line at coffee shops. |
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Bear FormTaunt |
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Cabal Shadow PriestBattlecry: Take control of an enemy minion that has 2 or less Attack.
You never know who may be secretly working for the Cabal.... |
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Cairne BloodhoofDeathrattle: Summon a 5/5 Baine Bloodhoof.
Cairne was killed by Garrosh, so... don't put this guy in a Warrior deck. It's pretty insensitive. |
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Cat FormRush |
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Druid of the ClawTaunt |
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Druid of the ClawRush |
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Druid of the ClawRush |
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Druid of the ClawChoose One - Transform
Cat or Bear? Cat or Bear?! I just cannot CHOOSE! |
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Frost ElementalBattlecry: Freeze a character.
When a Water elemental and an Ice elemental love each other VERY much... |
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HoggerAt the end of your turn, summon a 2/2 Gnoll with Taunt.
Hogger is super powerful. If you kill him, it's because he <i>let</i> you. |
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KidnapperCombo: Return a minion to its owner's hand.
He just wants people to see his vacation photos. |
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Priestess of EluneBattlecry: Restore 4 Health to your hero.
If she threatens to "moon" you, it's not what you think. |
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Savannah HighmaneDeathrattle: Summon two 4/4 Hyenas. |
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Savannah HighmaneDeathrattle: Summon two 2/2 Hyenas. In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion gets slowly consumed by hyenas. |
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Savannah HighmaneDeathrattle: Summon two 2/2 Hyenas.
In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion gets slowly consumed by hyenas. |
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SunwalkerTaunt
She doesn’t ACTUALLY walk on the Sun. It's just a name. Don’t worry! |
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Sylvanas WindrunnerDeathrattle: Take
Sylvanas was turned into the Banshee Queen by Arthas, but he probably should have just killed her because it just pissed her off. |
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The BeastDeathrattle: Summon a
He lives in Blackrock Mountain. He eats Gnomes. That's pretty much it. |
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Windfury HarpyWindfury
Harpies are not pleasant sounding. That's the nicest I can put it. |
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XaviusAfter you play a card, summon a 2/1 Satyr.
Xavius has grand nightmares of summoning Sargeras into this world, but a few Satyr will have to do for now. |
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Ashbringer |
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DoomhammerWindfury, Overload: (2)
Orgrim Doomhammer gave this legendary weapon to Thrall. His name is a total coincidence. |
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Bane of DoomDeal 3 damage to a character. If that kills it, summon a random Demon.
My advice to you is to avoid Doom, if possible. |
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Blessed ChampionDouble a minion's Attack.
This card causes double the trouble AND double the fun. |
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BrawlDestroy all minions except one. (chosen randomly)
Do you know the first rule of Brawl Club? |
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EnrichDraw 3 cards. |
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Explosive ShotDeal 5 damage to a minion and 2 damage to adjacent ones.
Pull the pin, count to 5, then shoot. Then duck. |
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Force of NatureSummon three 2/2 Treants.
"I think I'll just nap under these trees. Wait... AAAAAHHH!" - Blinkfizz, the Unfortunate Gnome |
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Holy WrathDraw a card and deal damage equal to its Cost.
C'mon Molten Giant!! |
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NourishChoose One - Gain 2 Mana Crystals; or Draw 3 cards.
Druids take nourishment from many things: the power of nature, the songbird's chirp, a chocolate cake. |
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Rampant GrowthGain 2 Mana Crystals. |
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Siphon SoulDestroy a minion. Restore 3 Health to your hero.
You probably should avoid siphoning your own soul. You might create some kind of weird infinite loop. |
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StarfallChoose One -
Is the sky falling? Yes. Yes it is. |
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StarlordDeal 5 damage to a minion. |
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Stellar DriftDeal 2 damage to all enemy minions. |
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AbominationTaunt. Deathrattle: Deal 2
Abominations enjoy Fresh Meat and long walks on the beach. |
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Azure DrakeSpell Damage +1
They initially planned to be the Beryl or Cerulean drakes, but those felt a tad too pretentious. |
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Baine Bloodhoof |
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Captain GreenskinBattlecry: Give your weapon +1/+1.
He was <i>this close</i> to piloting a massive juggernaut into Stormwind Harbor. If it weren't for those pesky kids! |
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Devilsaur |
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DoomguardCharge. Battlecry: Discard two random cards.
Summoning a doomguard is risky. <i>Someone</i> is going to die. |
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Earth ElementalTaunt
Nothing beats rock. |
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Faceless ManipulatorBattlecry: Choose a minion and become a copy of it.
The Faceless Ones are servants of Yogg-Saron, and they feed on fear. Right now they are feeding on your fear of accidentally disenchanting all your good cards. |
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Fen CreeperTaunt
He used to be called Bog Beast, but it confused people because he wasn't an actual beast. Boom, New Name! |
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Harrison JonesBattlecry: Destroy your opponent's weapon and draw cards equal to its Durability.
“That belongs in the Hall of Explorers!” |
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Leeroy JenkinsCharge. Battlecry: Summon two 1/1 Whelps for your opponent.
At least he has Angry Chicken. |
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Mind Control TechBattlecry: If your opponent
Mind Control technology is getting better, but that's not saying much. |
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Silver Hand KnightBattlecry: Summon a 2/2 Squire.
It's good to be a knight. Less so to be one's squire. |
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Spiteful SmithYour weapon has +2 Attack while this is damaged.
She'll craft you a sword, but you'll need to bring her 5 Steel Ingots, 3 Motes of Earth, and the scalp of her last customer. |
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Stampeding KodoBattlecry: Destroy a random enemy minion with 2 or less Attack.
This Kodo is so big that he can stampede by <i>himself</i>. |
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Stranglethorn TigerStealth
The wonderful thing about tigers is tigers are wonderful things! |
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Temple EnforcerBattlecry: Give a friendly minion +3 Health.
He also moonlights Thursday nights as a bouncer at the Pig and Whistle Tavern. |
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Venture Co. MercenaryYour minions cost (3) more.
No Job is too big. No fee is too big. |
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BiteGive your hero +4 Attack this turn. Gain 4 Armor.
Chew your food! |
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DispelSilence a minion. |
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Mass DispelSilence all enemy minions. Draw a card.
It dispels buffs, powers, hopes, and dreams. |
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MindgamesPut a copy of
Sometimes it feels like this is all a game. |
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MoonfireDeal 2 damage. |