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Mind ControlTake control of an enemy minion.
Nominated as "Spell Most Likely to Make Your Opponent Punch the Wall." |
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Gift of the WildGive your minions +2/+2 and Taunt.
The gift that keeps on living. |
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Inner DemonGive your hero +8 Attack this turn.
Critical component of any tragic backstory. |
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Arcane DevourerWhenever you cast a spell, gain +2/+2.
Likes her magic with a pinch of salt. |
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Ironbark ProtectorTaunt
I <i>dare</i> you to attack Darnassus. |
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Natalie SelineBattlecry: Destroy a minion and gain its Health.
She discovered Xal'atath, Blade of the Black Empire, a terrible weapon of shadow magic that could both swallow a soul <i>and</i> cut a mean julienne. |
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FlamestrikeDeal 5 damage to all enemy minions.
When the ground is on fire, you should <i>not</i> stop, drop, and roll. |
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Barrens StablehandBattlecry: Summon a random Beast.
It’s never Huffer. |
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Core Hound
You don’t tame a Core Hound. You just train it to eat someone else before it eats you. |
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Enslaved Fel LordTaunt. Also damages the minions next to whomever this attacks.
He's not really chained up. He just wears that to scare the imps when they get too unruly. |
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Guardian of KingsTaunt
Holy beings from the beyond are so cliché! |
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SiegebreakerTaunt
Has a side hustle as a siegebroker. |
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Stormwind ChampionYour other minions have +1/+1.
When Deathwing assaulted the capital, this soldier was the only member of his squad to survive. Now he's all bitter and stuff. |
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War Golem
Golems are not afraid, but for some reason they still run when you cast Fear on them. Instinct, maybe? A desire to blend in? |
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StarfireDeal 5 damage.
Balance is important to druids. This card is perfectly balanced. |
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VanishReturn all minions to their owner's hand.
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ArchmageSpell Damage +1
You earn the title of Archmage when you can destroy anyone who calls you on it. |
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Boulderfist Ogre
"ME HAVE GOOD STATS FOR THE COST" |
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Dread InfernalBattlecry: Deal 1 damage to ALL other characters.
"INFERNOOOOOOOOOO!" - Jaraxxus, Eredar Lord of the Burning Legion |
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Fire ElementalBattlecry: Deal 4 damage.
He can never take a bath. Ewww. |
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Gelbin MekkatorqueBattlecry: Summon an AWESOME invention.
He's the leader of the gnomes, and an incredible inventor. He's getting better, too; He turns things into chickens WAY less than he used to. |
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High Inquisitor WhitemaneBattlecry: Summon all friendly minions that died this turn.
No one told her that champions want to sleep in. |
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Lord of the ArenaTaunt
He used to be a 2100+ rated arena player, but that was years ago and nobody can get him to shut up about it. |
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Reckless RocketeerCharge
One Insane Rocketeer. One Rocket full of Explosives. Infinite Fun. |
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You Lift Bro? 4Gain +{0} Attack. If you control another Naga, gain +{1} more Attack.
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Arcanite Reaper
No… actually you should fear the Reaper. |
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BloodlustGive your minions +3 Attack this turn.
blaarghghLLGHRHARAAHAHHH!! |
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Chaos NovaDeal 4 damage to all minions.
Illin' Illidan laying down the damage, flinging out the chaos as far as he can manage. |
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Polymorph: ???Choose a minion. Discover a new minion to transform it into.
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RighteousnessGive your minions Divine Shield.
Shield yourself in righteousness! It feels like a warm fuzzy blanket. |
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SprintDraw 4 cards.
Rogues are not good joggers. |
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Booty Bay BodyguardTaunt
You can hire him... until someone offers him enough gold to turn on you. |
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Darkscale HealerBattlecry: Restore 2 Health to all friendly characters.
Healing is just something she does in her free time. It's more of a hobby really. |
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Elite Tauren ChieftainBattlecry: Give both players the power to ROCK! (with a Power Chord card)
He's looking for a drummer. The current candidates are: Novice Engineer, Sen'jin Shieldmasta', and Ragnaros the Firelord. |
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Felsoul JailerBattlecry: Your opponent
He can lock 'em up, but he just can't keep 'em. |
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Frostwolf WarlordBattlecry: Gain +1/+1 for each other friendly minion on the battlefield.
The Frostwolves are locked in combat with the Stormpike Expedition over control of Alterac Valley. Every attempt at peace-talks has ended with Captain Galvangar killing the mediator. |
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Glaivebound AdeptBattlecry: If your hero attacked this turn,
"Initiate, this is your glaive. Think of it as an extension of yourself... Did you just throw it?!" |
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Gurubashi BerserkerWhenever this minion takes damage, gain +3 Attack.
No Pain, No Gain. |
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NightbladeBattlecry: Deal 3 damage to the enemy hero.
Your face is the place you'd probably least like a dagger, and where rogues are most likely to deliver them. |
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Stormpike CommandoBattlecry: Deal 2 damage.
The Stormpike Commandos are demolition experts. They also bake a mean cupcake. |
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Tundra RhinoYour Beasts have Charge.
Tundra rhinos are often mistaken for kodos. Or am I mistaken? |
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Assassin's Blade
Guaranteed to have been owned by a real assassin. Certificate of authenticity included. |
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Truesilver ChampionWhenever your hero attacks, restore 3 Health to it.
It Slices, it Dices. You can cut a tin can with it. (But you wouldn't want to.) |
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AssassinateDestroy an enemy minion.
If you don't want to be assassinated, move to the Barrens and change your name. Good luck! |
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Blessing of KingsGive a minion +4/+4. (+4 Attack/+4 Health)
Given the number of kings who have been assassinated, are you sure you want their blessing? |
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FireballDeal 6 damage.
This spell is useful for burning things. If you're looking for spells that toast things, or just warm them a little, you're in the wrong place. |
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I Am MurlocSummon three, four, or five 1/1 Murlocs.
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Multi-ShotDeal 3 damage to two random enemy minions.
You see, it's all about <i>throughput</i>. |
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PolymorphTransform a minion
There was going to be a pun in this flavor text, but it just came out baa-d. |
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Power InfusionGive a minion +2/+6.
It infuses, it enthuses, it amuses! |
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Power of the HordeSummon a random Horde Warrior.
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Rogues Do It...Deal 4 damage. Draw a card.
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Shadow Word: RuinDestroy all minions with 5 or more Attack.
Discovered by a worgen priest after a giant spilled a drink on her new white robes. |
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SwipeDeal 4 damage to an enemy and 1 damage to all other enemies.
When a bear rears back and extends his arms, he's about to Swipe! ... or hug. |
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Chillwind Yeti
He always dreamed of coming down from the mountains and opening a noodle shop, but he never got the nerve. |
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Dragonling MechanicBattlecry: Summon a 2/1 Mechanical Dragonling.
She is still working on installing the rocket launcher add-on for Mr. Bitey. |
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Gnomish InventorBattlecry: Draw a card.
She's never quite sure what she's making, she just knows it's AWESOME! |
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HoundmasterBattlecry: Give a friendly Beast +2/+2 and Taunt.
"Who let the dogs out?" he asks. It's rhetorical. |
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Kor'kron EliteCharge
The Kor'kron are the elite forces of Garrosh Hellscream. Let's just say you don't want to run into these guys while wearing a blue tabard. |
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Nordrassil DruidBattlecry: The next spell you cast this turn costs (3) less.
The World Tree Nordrassil provides life-giving energy to the world--and excellent mana savings. |
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Oasis Snapjaw
His dreams of flying and breathing fire like his idol will never be realized. |
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Ogre MagiSpell Damage +1
Training Ogres in the art of spellcasting is a questionable decision. |
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Old Murk-EyeCharge. Has +1 Attack for each other Murloc on the battlefield.
He's a legend among murlocs. "Mrghllghghllghg!", they say. |
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PlaguebringerBattlecry: Give a friendly minion Poisonous.
One sip and you've got the grippe. |
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Sen'jin ShieldmastaTaunt
Sen'jin Village is nice, if you like trolls and dust. |
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SI:7 InfiltratorBattlecry: Destroy a random enemy Secret.
What will she destroy? It’s a secret! |
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Stormwind KnightCharge
They're still embarrassed about "The Deathwing Incident". |
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Warsong OutriderRush
When it comes to the Warsong clan, outriders are the insiders. |
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Water ElementalFreeze any character damaged by this minion.
Don't summon a water elemental at a party. It'll dampen the mood. |
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WindspeakerBattlecry: Give a friendly minion Windfury.
Is there anything worse than a Windspeaker with halitosis? |
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Aldrachi WarbladesLifesteal
The ancient Aldrachi were the greatest warriors in the universe. Imagine their power if they'd put the handle at the END of the blade. |
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Blazing LongswordAlso damages minions next to whomever your hero attacks.
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Animal CompanionSummon a random Beast Companion.
You could summon Misha, Leokk, or Huffer! Huffer is more trouble than he's worth. |
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Arcane IntellectDraw 2 cards.
Playing this card makes you SMARTER. And let's face it: we could all stand to be a little smarter. |
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ChargeGive a friendly minion +2 Attack and Charge.
"Guys! Guys! Slow down!" - some kind of non-warrior minion |
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ConsecrationDeal 2 damage to all enemies.
Consecrated ground glows with Holy energy. But it smells a little, too. |
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Coordinated StrikeSummon three 1/1 Illidari with Rush.
Undisputed champions of "Dancing with the Satyrs." |
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Drain LifeDeal 2 damage. Restore 2 Health to your hero.
"I've just sucked one year of your life away." |
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Frost NovaFreeze all enemy minions.
Hey man, that's cold. Literally and metaphorically. |
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Hammer of WrathDeal 3 damage.
A good paladin has many tools. Hammer of Wrath, Pliers of Vengeance, Hacksaw of Justice, etc. |
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Healing TouchRestore 8 Health.
8 Health, no waiting. |
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HellfireDeal 3 damage to ALL characters.
It's spells like these that make it hard for Warlocks to get decent help. |
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HexTransform a minion into a 0/1 Frog with Taunt.
If you Hex a Murloc... it really isn't much of a change, is it? |
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Holy NovaDeal 2 damage to all enemy minions. Restore 2 Health to all friendly characters.
If the Holy Light forsakes you, good luck casting this spell. Also, you're probably a jerk. |
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Kill CommandDeal 3 damage. If you control a Beast, deal
"Kill!", he commanded. |
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Nature's ChampionReturn a friendly minion to your hand and give it +5/+5.
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Savage RoarGive your characters +2 Attack this turn.
What do they roar? Nobody can quite tell, but it sounds like "Elephant Macho Breeze". It's probably not that, though. |
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Shadow BoltDeal 4 damage
It’s a Bolt. It's made out of Shadow. What more do you need to know! |
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Soul CleaveLifesteal
The way to a demon's soul is through its stomach. |
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War CacheAdd a random Warrior minion, spell, and weapon to your hand.
It's much tidier than Illidan's storage locker. |
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Wild GrowthGain an empty Mana Crystal.
Grow your own mana crystals with this Mana Crystal Growth Kit, only 39.99! |
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BrightwingBattlecry: Add a random Legendary minion to your hand.
Little faerie dragons are made of sugar and spice and maniacal vice. |
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Dalaran MageSpell Damage +1
You don't see a lot of Dalaran warriors. |
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HufferCharge
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Ironforge RiflemanBattlecry: Deal 1 damage.
"Ready! Aim! Drink!" |
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Ironfur GrizzlyTaunt
"Bear Carcass 1/10" |
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LeokkYour other minions have +1 Attack.
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Magma Rager
He likes to think he is powerful, but pretty much anyone can solo Molten Core now. |
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MishaTaunt
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Raid LeaderYour other minions have +1 Attack.
"That's a 50 DKP minus!" |