Hearthpwn

If that's the eye, I would hate to see the rest of the storm.

Healing: It grows on trees!

Don't ask about his right hand. He's still growing into it.

The gift that keeps on living.

Delicious Forest’s Aid! Made from real forests.

"Hang Four, mon!"

Shake it, sh-sh-sh-shake it like a Kalimdor fissure.

A stone of blue, embraced with glee By murloc lords beneath the sea Soon numberless they swarmed the shore First two, then four, then more...and more...

It's a high five followed by a low tide.

They're just normal wisps, actually. The "Of the Old Gods" bit is just marketing.

Don't worry; we fired the person who named this card.

Amazing that it's been hidden, given the twenty-foot treant splashing around in it.

Ain't no party like a Moonglade party ‘cause a Moonglade party got bears.

Druids take nourishment from many things: the power of nature, the songbird's chirp, a chocolate cake.

Druids take nourishment from many things: the power of nature, the songbird's chirp, a chocolate cake.

Druidic recycling involves putting plastics in one bin and enemy minions in another bin.

"That totem was beautiful… and you runed it!"

In the past, plagues were spread by mice or fleas. These days they're spread by elves.

Finally, Electra can work from home.

Good seeds can go far.

If you can’t outrun a tree, you really shouldn’t be here anyway.

"Cobra Shot" hurts way, way, way more than "Cobra Cuddle."

"I think I'll just nap under these trees. Wait... AAAAAHHH!" - Blinkfizz, the Unfortunate Gnome

"I think I'll just nap under these trees. Wait... AAAAAHHH!" - Blinkfizz, the Unfortunate Gnome

"All shall suffer!" "But Hagatha, those are your minions..." "I said ALL!!!"

An emerald stone for Tauren hands Who sought its strength to save their lands Their tribes now lost, their rage released Who’s hunting now? And who’s the beast?

If you truly love your mana, set it free.

Being hurt can make you another person.

"When I said bring a tank to the dungeon, this is not what I had in mind!"

The most powerful mushrooms are commonly found in boxes marked with "?".

I regret asking how sporelings are made.

If you Hex a Murloc... it really isn't much of a change, is it?

If you Hex a Murloc... it really isn't much of a change, is it?

Jade Lightning, goooo Jade Lightning!

It's not juicy at all. IT'S JUST MESSING WITH YOUR HEAD.

Ah, yes. Mark. The mightiest Loa.

The Guild used oak trees until they all turned to ash.

Zangarmarsh: it's a fungal out there!

"Poisonseed Bagel" is the least popular bagel at McTiggin's Druidic Bagel Emporium.

"Reforestation" is suddenly a terrifying word.

"Reforestation" is suddenly a terrifying word.

Also good for removing pesky stains.

Also good for removing pesky stains.

Weeks of underwater cross-training have really built up her fourarms.

Hey man, I just feel like... death is just a construct of our imaginations, ya know?

We didn't actually fire the guy who named Dark Wispers.

Arguably the cutest blessing.

Deadly Weapons 102 was canceled due to low enrollment.

I'm not a shaman or anything, but isn't Elemental Destruction the opposite of what they want to do?

Like Deadly Poison, but deadlier.

Far superior to a beanstalk boondoggle.

It's filled with electrolytes!

8 Health, no waiting.

Favored by shaman who study the art of restoration and healing, this spell would feel smug, if it had feelings.

The best part is the look on their face when you jump out of the cake! Err… corpse.

Meditating under a jade blossom is said to grant you wisdom, unless you have a pollen allergy.

We'll put a happy tree right here... and give him a little friend.

We'll put a happy tree right here... and give him a little friend.

Recipe: One dragon, four wool socks, thick shag carpet.