Hearthpwn

"Think you got lethal? Libram of NOPE!"

One's company, two's a crowd, and three's a “mass” resurrection, apparently.

A grammatically awkward life saver.

Part of a balanced breakfast.

A diamond, white, this stone the eighth A precious jewel for those of faith A whispered prayer restores the lost But none among them know the cost.

Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham!

Often followed by Holy Smokes!

This is what happens when you allow goblins to be priests.

Life hack: Sneeze near a pharaoh.

This card causes double the trouble AND double the fun.

A paladin fights with honor! We don't go face... until next turn!

For a healthier option, try Holy Water: Zero.

C'mon Molten Giant!!

Proper justice. Throw the book at him!

Shield yourself in righteousness! It feels like a warm fuzzy blanket.

Given the number of kings who have been assassinated, are you sure you want their blessing?

Given the number of kings who have been assassinated, are you sure you want their blessing?

Consecrated ground glows with Holy energy. But it smells a little, too.

Consecrated ground glows with Holy energy. But it smells a little, too.

Filled with electrolytes!

A good paladin has many tools. Hammer of Wrath, Pliers of Vengeance, Hacksaw of Justice, etc.

If the Holy Light forsakes you, good luck casting this spell. Also, you're probably a jerk.

If the Holy Light forsakes you, good luck casting this spell. Also, you're probably a jerk.

"The Rules."

Every underdog sports coach knows this one.

It dispels buffs, powers, hopes, and dreams.

We're looking for a few good 3/3s.

It infuses, it enthuses, it amuses!

It infuses, it enthuses, it amuses!

One for the squire, two for the gnome, three for the glory, and GO, GO, GO!

What's Millhouse Manastorm doing in Silvermoon?

Defined as the absolute pinnacle of existence. Plus Lifesteal.

This is not just a favor, but a divine one, like helping someone move a couch with a fold out bed!

We are all special unique snowflakes... with 1 Health.

We are all special unique snowflakes... with 1 Health.

You get a small version of yourself in a snow globe to remember the moment.

"Arf! Arf! Arf!" - Seal of Champions

"Here, taste this." (Slurp) "What is it?" "I don't know, I found it in one of the labs."

Velen wrote a "Lovely Card" for Tyrande with a picture of the Deeprun Tram that said "I Choo-Choo-Choose you!"

Wait, how can you have a light in the dark? If you turn on a light while it’s dark, doesn’t that mean it’s no longer dark?

"I wished you no harm, but for your cruelty, by the light, I condemn you all!" Xyrella shouted, unaware that irony was not her strong suit.

They're grateful for the help, but most minions would prefer not dying in the first place.

Taken up an octave, it's highly effective against stained glass golems.

Double the trouble. Double the fun!

Hey! No cameras allowed!

When it meets the Hand of Gul'dan, they're SHAKING.

If you are often bathed in Holy Light, you should consider wearing sunscreen.

If you are often bathed in Holy Light, you should consider wearing sunscreen.

I still prefer the taste of banana fudge ripple.

In ages old, when Ancients broke Azari of the Legion spoke To tempt the mortals: gems of power The weak succumbed, their souls devoured.

The best wisdom is passed on.

Some might call this a lightforgery.

This is what happens when you don’t give a sincere apology.

Also known as "Liquid Courage."

Even better than a hot shower with vigorous scrubbing!

"Is this about justice or just us?"

SEE YA DARKNESS!

I walked into the dungeon and noticed a slain adventurer. In his final moments, he had scrawled out a message in the dust on the wall beside him. Two words: "rez plz"

The walrus of Light restores EIGHT Health.

Several paladins have joined together to deliver justice under the name "Justice Force". Their lawyer talked them out of calling themselves the Justice League.

Several paladins have joined together to deliver justice under the name "Justice Force". Their lawyer talked them out of calling themselves the Justice League.

By accepting this healing, you agree to the following terms…

"As in, you MIGHT want to get out of my way." - Toad Mackle, recently buffed.

Apparently with wisdom comes the knowledge that you should probably be attacking every turn.

It was the strength of Cariel's faith that emboldened the defenders of Northwatch that day. Although the strength of her giant hammer didn’t exactly hurt either.

Every year a few paladins get disqualified from the Westfall weight lifting championship for using Divine Strength.

Justice sometimes takes the form of a closed fist into a soft cheek.

Flash! Ahhhhhhh~

Flash! Ahhhhhhh~

This spell has been renamed so many times, even paladins don’t know what it should be called anymore.

It doesn't matter how pious you are. Everyone needs a good smiting now and again.

It doesn't matter how pious you are. Everyone needs a good smiting now and again.

"Light it up!" - Command given to both Lightwardens and Goblins holding Flamecannons.

The promise of glory is a powerful tool to get minions to do your bidding. Only slightly less powerful than the promise of an ice cream bar!

Sure the extra protection is nice, but the shield really reduces visibility.

Because you're worth it!

He would henceforth be known as "Karmerr, the Doom of Kazzak."