Hearthpwn

When you really need a job done… but you don't really care if it gets done right.

When you really need a job done… but you don't really care if it gets done right.

Even the smallest minion can change the outcome of the game.

He sure did.

Otherwise known as a nematode.

"Guys! Guys! Slow down!" - some kind of non-warrior minion

You have a collect call from "AL'AKIR, LORD OF AIR AND THE FOUR WINDS." Do you accept these charges?

"You're listening to 47.7 Shaman FM radio. It's time to kick back, relax, and take in the music."

What do you mean, what do you mean, I SAY WHAT DO YOU MEEEEEAN, mean, mean, meaaaaaaan this chorus is repetitive?

Forecast: "Cloudy with a chance of fireballs."

Don’t let this distract you from the fact that in 1998, Ozumat threw Neptulon off Shell in a Cell, and plummeted 16 fathoms through an announcer’s table.

Do you swear to give the buff, the whole buff, and nothing but the buff, so help you Kyrestia?

"Give me your lunch money, or the sandwich gets it!"

Sally is friends with three Silverhand Recruits conveniently standing in a line. After casting this spell, how many friends does she have left? (Show your work.)

All hail the magic conch!

Magi of the Kirin Tor were casting Cubes of Cold for many years before Cones came into fashion some 90 years ago.

Magi of the Kirin Tor were casting Cubes of Cold for many years before Cones came into fashion some 90 years ago.

If only you’d let it go to voicemail…

Consecrated ground glows with Holy energy. But it smells a little, too.

Consecrated ground glows with Holy energy. But it smells a little, too.

"Are you interested in... HEALTH benefits?!"

"Are you interested in... HEALTH benefits?!"

Undisputed champions of "Dancing with the Satyrs."

Undisputed champions of "Dancing with the Satyrs."

It ain't much, but it's dishonest work.

What's the difference between a mage playing with Counterspell and a mage who isn't? The mage who isn't is getting Pyroblasted in the face.

What's the difference between a mage playing with Counterspell and a mage who isn't? The mage who isn't is getting Pyroblasted in the face.

"Dave, you're never gunna believe this! The plants ARE the zombies!"

Their group has been trying to schedule the next session since Kobolds and Catacombs came out.

It's always a dark prophecy with Madame Lazul. Where's my happy, fluffy prophecy?!

"It's a drizzle of fire. A fine mist, really."

Karl knew he would someday regret that turkey leg.

Our ballista operator is effective, but not picky.

Our ballista operator is effective, but not picky.

JUST A LITTLE FURTHER LITTLE GUY, YOU CAN MAKE IT!!!

In 30 minutes or less, or else it’s free!

The Blue Imp Group sure knows how to put on a show!

Demons are not angry most of the time. You have to play this card in order to really bring it out of them.

You're my favorite deput- oh. You died… Ok just kidding, THAT guy is my favorite deputy.

People are dying to get in.

"How’d we miss this one in Uldum?" —Rafaam

This is not just a favor, but a divine one, like helping someone move a couch with a fold out bed!

I know this is a frustrating situation you’re in, Captain, but there’s no need to curse.

"I've just sucked one year of your life away."

This is the summoning that never ends, and it goes on and on my friends...

The one time when duping cards won't get your account banned!

Burning man, brah.

Always Hiffar.

I'm not a shaman or anything, but isn't Elemental Destruction the opposite of what they want to do?

Pictured here is Loken stuck at his 20th hour on Diamond 5.

Come on, you know- I ensmallen, you ensmallen? He she me Ensmallen? Ensmallogy: the study of ensmallening?! IT'S FIRST GRADE.

You have to get past the vendors first. So many are lost to shopping...

You have to get past the vendors first. So many are lost to shopping...

The most powerful mushrooms are commonly found in boxes marked with "?".

Sometimes it's safer NOT to read the warning signs.

Sometimes it's safer NOT to read the warning signs.

All the better to hug you with!

Sometimes looks CAN kill.

Sometimes looks CAN kill.

Drek'thar can't see, but he can <i>see</i>. You know what I mean? It's ok if you don't.

Drek'thar can't see, but he can <i>see</i>. You know what I mean? It's ok if you don't.

Generally happens right after the airing of grievances.

Let's be honest. One option is a lot ragier than the other.

Let's be honest. One option is a lot ragier than the other.

Spirit wolves are like regular wolves with pom-poms.

Spirit wolves are like regular wolves with pom-poms.

Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon?

Like a knitting circle, but less evil.

Like a knitting circle, but less evil.

"You have the right to sacrifice an ally. If you do not have an ally, then one will be sacrificed for you."

Not to be confused with the burn ward.

FLASH! AAAAAAAAA

No, Whizbang, you can't pass off a poorly made shelf as a cool Priest spell.

Why does a forgotten torch turn into a roaring torch with no provocation? It's one of life's many mysteries.

"Quick, get in before someone sees you, or worse, someone sees me."

"This is why I'm afraid of the deep end of the pool."

Really bad flavor text. <i>(Blossoms in 1 expansion.)</i>

Hey man, that's cold. Literally and metaphorically.

The #1 reason Alliance members defect to the Horde is to adopt a cute frostwolf puppy.

It's like déjà vu, times two.

It's like déjà vu, times two.

This isn’t your average, everyday evil. This is ADVANCED evil.

Far superior to a beanstalk boondoggle.

Remember Ultrasaur? This is him now. Feel old yet?

You get a small version of yourself in a snow globe to remember the moment.

You just wait, I'll get there in 10 years and then you'll be sorry.

It's rude to gnash with your mouth open.

It's rude to gnash with your mouth open.

The fish was thiiiiis big, can you believe it?

"Why are we even open at night? This place is dead!"

"Why are we even open at night? This place is dead!"

Whoops, typo!

A good paladin has many tools. Hammer of Wrath, Pliers of Vengeance, Hacksaw of Justice, etc.

A good paladin has many tools. Hammer of Wrath, Pliers of Vengeance, Hacksaw of Justice, etc.

I have bashed together plenty of pieces of metal in my day and not ONCE has it sounded harmonic.

When you're awake at 3 AM and can't stop thinking about that time you called your teacher "mom."

When all else fails, nothing beats a swift whack upside the head.

It's filled with electrolytes!

8 Health, no waiting.

Favored by shaman who study the art of restoration and healing, this spell would feel smug, if it had feelings.