Hearthpwn

Take the time for an evil laugh after you draw this card.

Considering all the other hazards at Darkmoon, overindulgent pyrotechnics seem downright pedestrian.

Come to beautiful Firelands! Where it's <i>"Way nicer than the Abyssal Maw!"</i>

When the ground is on fire, you should <i>not</i> stop, drop, and roll.

When the ground is on fire, you should <i>not</i> stop, drop, and roll.

"And Waxadred shall light their fires, with roaring breath hotter than pyres! Come before him, scamp and vandal, pledge your faith and lift your candle!"

No one was brave enough to fire the dragon in person… so they made the potion do it.

When you absolutely, positively have to kill all the dinosaurs.

If you’re burning and you know it, wave your hands!

Dragons breathe fire, sure, but did you know they can also breathe Cotton Candy? It's harder to give them a reason to do that, though.

“C’mon Hucklemuck. She’ll never notice if we take just one little coin.”

Pull the pin, count to 5, then shoot. Then duck.

It's on the rack next to ice lance, acid lance, and English muffin lance.

Come to beautiful Ironforge! Where irons are forged and the forges are iron!

Why don't they ever run perpendicular?

Many young shaman summon a volcano as their first school project.

RUN FROM SKY CANDLES! THEY BURN! RUN!

This spell is useful for burning things. If you're looking for spells that toast things, or just warm them a little, you're in the wrong place.

This spell is useful for burning things. If you're looking for spells that toast things, or just warm them a little, you're in the wrong place.

This spell is useful for burning things. If you're looking for spells that toast things, or just warm them a little, you're in the wrong place.

It's spells like these that make it hard for Warlocks to get decent help.

It's spells like these that make it hard for Warlocks to get decent help.

Pizza so hot it burns OTHER PEOPLE’S MOUTHS.

Dang, I'm looking pretty hot!

The hoof. The hoof. The hoof is on fire.

"That's the last time I let an imp spit gasoline into my car."

Forecast: "Cloudy with a chance of fireballs."

Sally is friends with three Silverhand Recruits conveniently standing in a line. After casting this spell, how many friends does she have left? (Show your work.)

Burning man, brah.

A Virmen In The Hut Might Eat The Ice Cold Milk...or something.

Sometimes it's safer NOT to read the warning signs.

Not to be confused with the burn ward.

Why does a forgotten torch turn into a roaring torch with no provocation? It's one of life's many mysteries.

Imps don't get mad when you set them on fire. They think it's cozy.

It's like an ocean of liquid magma in your mouth!

Well, how would YOU celebrate after finals week?!

"When your first plan fails... imp-rovise."

Rumor has it that Deathwing brought about the Cataclysm after losing a game to this card. We may never know the truth.

The secret ingredient in Kazakus's award-winning chili recipe.

It traps your food AND cooks it for you!

It traps your food AND cooks it for you!

Oh, a wise geyser eh?

Calling something a flamecannon really doesn't do much to distinguish it from other goblin devices.

Chocolate lava cake is shockingly delicious.

The final stone undid its master Spun into wards by nameless caster Azari wailed a savage roar Now sealed in nether, evermore.

The Barrens were a lush jungle. Then this happened.

"I now pronounce you, Crispy and Fried."

A lot of shaman have started vaping their invocations.

This is fine.

Are you lighting a soul on fire? Or burning someone with your OWN soul? This seems like an important distinction.

It's just lighter fluid.

WARNING: This flame is not to be used unless you are a licensed acolyte of the Old Gods.