Hearthpwn

Tips to survive a frostwolf attack: -Stay calm -Lay down -Drizzle steak sauce over your body Brought to you by the Frostwolf Council for Alliance Safety.

"You can have these back when you learn to play nice."

If you do not receive his rose, you will have to pack your bags and leave Ulduar immediately.

An IMP-ortant card to Forge.

"He doesn’t grade on a curve, but on a sharp spike instead."

He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket! THIS IS AN EX-VULTURE!

He wanders east... always into the east.

"Crime reported at First Bank of Gadgetzan. Huge quantities of Jade being carried away by what looks like a bunch of Hozen. Kodo 77 can you make it over there now?"

I'm afraid it came as a great shock to her when she died.

For when you need to rage, rage against the dying of the Light.

It's nice to find a real craftsman in this day and age of mass-produced totems.

It's nice to find a real craftsman in this day and age of mass-produced totems.

*Thunk* "That wasn’t a dragon!" *Thunk* "THAT wasn’t a dragon!"

*Thunk* "That wasn’t a dragon!" *Thunk* "THAT wasn’t a dragon!"

Dragonkin Sorcerers be all "I'm a wizard" and everyone else be all "daaaaang".

She is still working on installing the rocket launcher add-on for Mr. Bitey.

I prefer my dragons over-easy.

His job is to spy on the Goons and the Jade Lotus, but he's OBVIOUSLY a dragon so it's pretty hard work.

His job is to spy on the Goons and the Jade Lotus, but he's OBVIOUSLY a dragon so it's pretty hard work.

"Yarrrr" is a pirate word that means "Greetings, milord."

"Yarrrr" is a pirate word that means "Greetings, milord."

Crescendo himself summoned this steed, riding it to victory in the Grand Tournament. Wherever he rides, an army of riders ride behind him, supporting the legendary champion.

Inside your deck there are two wolves. One is a frostwolf. The other is a frostwolf. You are a Frostwolf.

"I HATE that nickname. Call me Drilliam!"

He just closes his eyes and goes for it. Raarararrrarar!

Waking up at the break of dusk is just not as impressive.

"This next band features the one and only M.C. Tech on the drums, the fungal king of the keyboard Loatheb, and the showstopping vocal chops of Spellbreaker!"

Eager to please, even if it kills him.

Have you guys seen a pair of rock legs lying around anywhere?

You don't want to be around after it has eaten an explosive trap. You thought Sludge Belcher was bad...

You don't want to be around after it has eaten an explosive trap. You thought Sludge Belcher was bad...

Having a furnace-mouth is really handy for a blacksmith.

He’s not going to tear down the walls of Stormwind sitting around in the Hall of Fame.

Don't blink! Don't turn your back, don't look away, and DON'T BLINK.

A large part of her job entails not mixing up the Map to the Golden Monkey with the Map to Monkey Island.

A large part of her job entails not mixing up the Map to the Golden Monkey with the Map to Monkey Island.

"After that gig in Hamlin went south, I swore off rats."

"After that gig in Hamlin went south, I swore off rats."

His enhancements are gluten free!

But they were all of them deceived, for another Eredar was made.

Captive manasabers don't behave much better--they're always scratching your furniture and coughing up mana balls.

Captive manasabers don't behave much better--they're always scratching your furniture and coughing up mana balls.

The ethereals are wrapped in cloth to give form to their non-corporeal bodies. Also because it's nice and soft.

I've never heard of this fey-dragon called "Brightwing," but if I HAD, I’d say we’d be best friends.

To be honest, heckling is not the most effective form of evil.

You no take tentacle!

With the jungles of Un’goro mapped out and the ruins of Uldum fully uncovered, explorers have to go a little out of their depth in their search of the great unknown.

When it absolutely, positively, has to blow up overnight.

We've all been there after a night of one-too-many funnel cakes.

We've all been there after a night of one-too-many funnel cakes.

C'Thun sees all...even next week's lottery numbers.

"What is that thing?!" "I'm not sure, but it seems to be sort of Ysera shaped."

What’s worse? Seeing the spider, or NOT seeing the spider, but knowing it’s somewhere in your deck?

What’s worse? Seeing the spider, or NOT seeing the spider, but knowing it’s somewhere in your deck?

Always manages to mention "Back when I was creating the World Tree…" in EVERY conversation. Sheesh! Enough already.

Always manages to mention "Back when I was creating the World Tree…" in EVERY conversation. Sheesh! Enough already.

The original flaming chicken.

Do not draw the attention of a Fate Weaver, for it will always loom over your destiny.

The box says, "New and improved, with 200% more fel!"

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Return my fishes to me, and I myself shall carry you to the gates of Mrrhalla!

The 'everything green' diet.

Some drivers rev their engines. This one growls all on its own.

Everyone expects an inquisition reference.

"Phew! That skull has been stuck between my teeth for hours!"

This is what happens when you use a volcano as a bird bath.

Ragnaros interviews hundreds of Fire Elementals for the position of "Destroyer" but very few have what it takes.

Diss tracks spitting straight fire.

Valedictorian of knight school.

Like a fish out of water.

He's on fire! Boomshakalaka!

Of all the scientists, he has the most knowledge (when measured in volume).

Ha ha HAAAH huHAH!

Ha ha HAAAH huHAH!

"Just sign this waiver, and we'll be on our way."

He's not that bad if you don't die turn 4.

Free!? But it costs Mana!

Not to be confused with the "friendsy” felwing.

Ironically, the natural enemy of the snobold is THE CANDLE.

Frizz knows that baby dragons need warmth, care, and the highest possible level of goblin engineering.

“The spoils of war ain’t free… Unless you’re me!”

<i><b>*record scratch*</b></i> "So, you may be wondering how I got here."

When Murozond attacked the past, Nozdormu sought help from the future, even journeying as far as the Forbidden Reach.

"Greetings, my little shrubs... It's whittlin' time."

This girl is such a boss.

Yeah, “for off-spec,” suuuuure.

"Low, low rents! Must enjoy a nomadic lifestyle. Quasi-sentient, bipedal, amphibious humanoids ONLY!"

Infamous in the seedy underground card rooms of Gadgetzan, he got his nickname winning the coveted Shark Plushie in the city's first Hearthstone tournament.

Wearing purple after the holidays? GHASTLY!

Wearing purple after the holidays? GHASTLY!

"HAHAhehehe. Hahaha he." -Me when I'm making toys

Can smell a drop of vengeance in the water up to a mile away.

From the same people who brought you <b>Choose One</b>, and <b>Choose Twice</b>, comes the exciting prequel: <b>Choose NEITHER</b>!

Believe it or not, this is Tram Conductor Gerry's Gyreworm. But is it pronounced Gerry's Gyreworm, Gerry's Gyreworm, Gerry's Gyreworm, or Gerry's Gyreworm?

She's never quite sure what she's making, she just knows it's AWESOME!

If you can't find a bomb to throw, just pick up any goblin invention and throw that.

If you can't find a bomb to throw, just pick up any goblin invention and throw that.

This HAS to be worth more dust, right?

Gormok has been giving impaling lessons in a small tent near the tournament grounds. For only 25g you too could learn the fine art of impaling!

Esteemed leader of Rafaam's Inhuman Resources department.