Hearthpwn

His name? Stan.

Dabu, man. Like, far out.

She only shoots people who pet her cat without asking first.

This puppy chews up cards instead of shoes.

Good for summoning elementals. Great for making s'mores.

If your tree is on fire - stop, drop, and troll.

She learns by trial and error. Mostly error.

The scent of fish lingers on the fishflinger's fish fingers.

At first he liked juggling chain saws, but then he thought, "Flames are better! Because FIRE!"

4x weak to water.

Totemsmiths like to use the rarest woods for their totems. There are even rumors of totems made of Ironbark Protectors.

Totemsmiths like to use the rarest woods for their totems. There are even rumors of totems made of Ironbark Protectors.

You'll never guess why they call him that.

Trade district. Trade district a shop. Color Legendary. Color Legendary golden. Rose is a rose is a rose is a rose.

Goes cheap on wardrobe so he can spend on weaponry.

WE didn’t forsake him. He CHOSE to defend a tower against the entire Alliance front line by himself.

Praise Lord Helix!

His other street con involves a druid. He can't pull it off without a plant.

"What'll it be? A Jade Brew? A Grimy Goose? A Kabal Manatini?"

Some people just aren't cut out to be supervillain material.

Some people just aren't cut out to be supervillain material.

Grunting is what his father did and his father before that. It's more than just a job.

Signature moves include Eye Bream, Feast of Soles, and Metamorphofish.

He is absolutely fuming.

Is it just me, or is there something fishy about that ferryman?

Comment on her height, and she'll go from flapper to kneecapper in seconds flat.

Also known as a power zinc.

"You hear the mrgrgls of angry murlocs approaching. Roll initiative!"

UGH! IM GETTING MY MAIN!

He'll never admit it, but he pushes you hard because he really cares about you.

BoOooOogrglgrlgrlooOoOoo!

AND I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!

"As a Linguistics student I have studied the Gibberlings. I have determined they are speaking Gibberish."

"Shhh, I think I hear something." "Ah, it's probably nothing." - Every Henchman

She prefers the term "Glampire."

She prefers the term "Glampire."

This guy is excellent at adjusting your haircut and/or height.

Universally adored by both control decks and ninjas.

"I don't know why everyone's got their overalls in a jumble with Azerite minin' when there's all this GOLD for the takin'!"

A grandmummy’s love is eternal.

"Don't worry, we'll evenly split the bounty. Then I'll have two evenly sized piles of gold!"

"Naw, naw. You're talkin' about Grime BOULEVARD. I ain't know nuthin' 'bout that."

"Naw, naw. You're talkin' about Grime BOULEVARD. I ain't know nuthin' 'bout that."

If you bargain hard, he'll throw in the hat.

If you bargain hard, he'll throw in the hat.

When he was young, he was an Outrageous Magus.

"Like, what if we're all just cards living in this box called Hearthstone, man?"

Winter: it be comin'.

Hey, that gnome looks awfully fishy…

Arachnofauxbia: Fear of fake spiders.

Even their teeth are laughing at you.

She's here to PUMP! YOU UP!

She's here to PUMP! YOU UP!

This is CLEARLY their first rodeo.

I swear this minion had 3000 Attack at one point!

This will be a staple in Unicorn Priest.

Oh, so you like Hearthstone? Name every spell.

She really likes seeing people get better. That's why she hurts them in the first place.

She really likes seeing people get better. That's why she hurts them in the first place.

Stop picking at it! You’re only making it worse.

Some people think this card is broken, but I think it's farrier than that.

You know who to blame if your drinking water tastes a little fishy.

Deals damage when he croaks.

"Shh! You're going to start a howl!"

Murloc hydrologists are pretty rare. Most murloc undergrads pick computer science.

Ice <i>Walker</i> you say? He doesn't have feet!

Ice <i>Walker</i> you say? He doesn't have feet!

She protec. She attac. But most importantly, she come bac.

There is an imposter among us.

It doesn't care who woke it up, someone's getting bitten.

It's actually pretty easy to escape chains when you can burst into flames.

His impish imports imply impressively impetuous impropriety.

If you do the time, you gotta make up the time.

You won't believe how long this was called "Incorporal Corporeal"…

The peasants are revolting!

Me-OW!

Me-OW!

You’ve got it wrong. She releases ink when <i>you’re</i> scared.

A tech card without Tradeable? CRINGE.

The inventor was really proud, until they realized inventing something that invents things makes for poor job security.

<b>Choose Two –</b> Good; Cheap; or Fast.

It's amazing what you can do with super glue!

If you really love Hearthstone, put another coin in the Totem baby!

You merely adopted the Battlegrounds. I was born in it. Molded by it.

Hey, you park your kodo under a harpy nest, you get what you deserve.

Hey, you park your kodo under a harpy nest, you get what you deserve.

You made this? I made this.

After Illidan's downfall, Kanrethad formed the Council of the Black Harvest to study Illidan's fel magic. Some say he was... green with envy.

Keeps your choices handy.

"What do you call two minions summoned at once? Twinions, haha! Wait... where are you going?"

"Goodness! What… abundant drool you have."

Elekk jousting is AWESOME.

Ambitious Knife Jugglers sometimes graduate to Bomb Jugglers. They never last long enough to make it onto a card though.

In the old days, Kobolds were the finest candle merchants in the land. Then they got pushed too far...

In the old days, Kobolds were the finest candle merchants in the land. Then they got pushed too far...

To truly understand candles, it takes YEARS of quiet contemplation.

A mining kobold that costs 2, has very low health, and gives you resources… what is this, Warcraft Rumble?

Stay while, take candle.

Is he running or galloping?

Illidan taught her that demon hunters should sacrifice EVERYTHING… but she still brought Lifesteal just in case.