Hearthpwn

"...and I only had to climb up the mountains in Winterspring 50 times!"

“Why is it called Iceblood Tower?” “Not really sure. Anyways, try not to lose your footing on any of the frozen bodies as you make your way in.”

"PUT THE BOX DOWN, RENO!"

Take the time for an evil laugh after you draw this card.

Take the time for an evil laugh after you draw this card.

Look closely in the ball and you'll see the expansion of space and time itself. Or their projections, anyway.

Another chance to spin that wheel round. Right round.

Be honest -- you weren't using that deck anyway.

Take the time for an evil laugh after you draw this card.

“It’s not a slot machine! It took YEARS of rigorous studying the intricacies of the universe to unravel the strands of reality. The arcane knowledge alone would enfeeble even the most brilliant of minds. Give it the credence it deserves. It’s a <i>magic</i> slot machine.”

When the light is just right during Golden Hour, that is when you take out the selfie stick and start casting.

*Arcane batteries not included*

"Dancing with the Satyrs… on Ice!"

The secret is in the frosting.

The secret is in the frosting.

Considering all the other hazards at Darkmoon, overindulgent pyrotechnics seem downright pedestrian.

Mostly used for party tricks, to be honest.

POP! Goes the Old God!

No Hero Power required.

Come to beautiful Firelands! Where it's <i>"Way nicer than the Abyssal Maw!"</i>

Come to beautiful Firelands! Where it's <i>"Way nicer than the Abyssal Maw!"</i>

When the ground is on fire, you should <i>not</i> stop, drop, and roll.

When the ground is on fire, you should <i>not</i> stop, drop, and roll.

When the ground is on fire, you should <i>not</i> stop, drop, and roll.

When the ground is on fire, you should <i>not</i> stop, drop, and roll.

Wow, and I thought Arcane Missiles was great!

Luna became head of the astronomy department when her boss invented the Pocket Black Hole.

Hide in the mask, but it will wear you. Through its gleaming eye, you shall see true.

Sheep in Frostwolves' clothing.

This spell can be very Entertaining.

This spell can be very Entertaining.

So THIS is who's been <b>Greening</b> everything!

Kel'Thuzad thinks adding a silent 'e' at the end of words makes them sound cooler.

This is what you've been saving the last dance for.

When you absolutely, positively have to kill all the dinosaurs.

Lonely mages can still have a blast!

On this ship, when you can’t use an int, learn how to float.

If you’re burning and you know it, wave your hands!

"Pick a card, any card. Wait! No! Not that one!" - Last words of previous owner

I SAID "RELAX!"

Dragons breathe fire, sure, but did you know they can also breathe Cotton Candy? It's harder to give them a reason to do that, though.

“C’mon Hucklemuck. She’ll never notice if we take just one little coin.”

It's on the rack next to ice lance, acid lance, and English muffin lance.

It's on the rack next to ice lance, acid lance, and English muffin lance.

You thought the 9-piece puzzle would be easy, didn't you?

"Mana" is just another name for "electrolytes."

Why don't they ever run perpendicular?

Five of the spectators were star-struck.

The mightiest, mysticalest, fully automatic spellcasting tool the world has ever seen.

Now all we need is the power and courage of Norgannon.

They could probably do with a dash of Arcane Humility.

What's in there? I bet it's cookie recipes!

What's in there? I bet it's cookie recipes!

And that's why you keep your skeletons in your closet instead of your freezer.

Medivh's echo haunts Karazhan, eternally cheating at chess and <i>Hearthstone</i>.

Everything is 50% off now that our warehouse burned down.

Everything is 50% off now that our warehouse burned down.

This spell is useful for burning things. If you're looking for spells that toast things, or just warm them a little, you're in the wrong place.

This spell is useful for burning things. If you're looking for spells that toast things, or just warm them a little, you're in the wrong place.

This spell is useful for burning things. If you're looking for spells that toast things, or just warm them a little, you're in the wrong place.

This spell is useful for burning things. If you're looking for spells that toast things, or just warm them a little, you're in the wrong place.

This spell is useful for burning things. If you're looking for spells that toast things, or just warm them a little, you're in the wrong place.

Do not fear power... Fear those who SEW IT!

"Gettin' them discounts in bulk amounts, spells can come, and spells can go, castin' costs drop with my sweet, sweet flow."

Also sentenced to laugh and love.

Dang, I'm looking pretty hot!

There was going to be a pun in this flavor text, but it just came out baa-d.

There was going to be a pun in this flavor text, but it just came out baa-d.

There was going to be a pun in this flavor text, but it just came out baa-d.

Unfortunately, there's no potion that can make you unsee all the faces in that bottle.

If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it!

If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it!

The hoof. The hoof. The hoof is on fire.

Ah, I see now! One of them is a picture of a Chillwind Yeti, and the other is a Blood Elf.

One time it gave me a black flower, a smiling pot, and a foil first edition Dracthyr.

You have to pay Mana to do that!? I thought it was just in the settings menu!

Playing this card makes you SMARTER. And let's face it: we could all stand to be a little smarter.

Playing this card makes you SMARTER. And let's face it: we could all stand to be a little smarter.

Playing this card makes you SMARTER. And let's face it: we could all stand to be a little smarter.

Playing this card makes you SMARTER. And let's face it: we could all stand to be a little smarter.