Hearthpwn

When it meets the Hand of Gul'dan, they're SHAKING.

I can name four things that rhyme with 'orange': Four inch, Door hinge, Syringe, and uh… Shmorange.

ROYGBive your hero +2 Attack this turn.

This is the hottest summer of your life <i>so far</i>.

Really, if you're a hero, this is <i>every</i> strike.

There is an urban legend that the first Toxic Sewer Ooze was born because a rookie Goon stashed an open container of milk in a Hidden Cache.

I'm telling you, if you play the song backwards at triple speed I SWEAR Mukla sings about the Burning Legion.

There are 99 gnomes in this picture. Can YOU find them all?

If you are often bathed in Holy Light, you should consider wearing sunscreen.

If you are often bathed in Holy Light, you should consider wearing sunscreen.

I still prefer the taste of banana fudge ripple.

Issa bah oh auh woh ah!

Glow fish, war fish... blow fish, more fish...

Glow fish, war fish... blow fish, more fish...

I literally watched the Hunter place it down in front of me and I still stepped in it.

I literally watched the Hunter place it down in front of me and I still stepped in it.

On weekends, it hosts the local community theater rehearsals.

This may appear weak at frost glance, but it's actually a very ice spell.

This may appear weak at frost glance, but it's actually a very ice spell.

"So there I was in the Deadmines, I had VanCleef by the throat, and I was just about to let him have it when... <sniff> What's that smell?"

"So there I was in the Deadmines, I had VanCleef by the throat, and I was just about to let him have it when... <sniff> What's that smell?"

If you can't take the heat, stop standing in the fire.

If you can't take the heat, stop standing in the fire.

If you can't take the heat, stop standing in the fire.

Not a cauldron, or a mischief, or a cackle, but a swarm.

The imps end you, and the cats... well, they astrophe.

None can doubt the strength of the Scholomance student body.

When your music is instrumental, it doesn't matter if the words make no sense.

Shouldn't the eyes be facing backwards for insight?

Ok, fine, I'll read the manual…

No. 3 Most Internally Contentious Hearthstone Card of 2022.

"The important thing, son, is to protect your spores! I have spoken!"

Find someone who looks at you the way Hooktusk looks at loot.

Good news is, after you remove it from your wound, you can use it to pay your medical bills!

Good news is, after you remove it from your wound, you can use it to pay your medical bills!

Their skills will make you jelly.

All of Onyxia's whelps were no match for Kurtrus' backflip.

Check your coat, but don't check the coat closet.

"And they win it by a landslide! Wait, where did all the other racers go?"

Chocolate lava cake is shockingly delicious.

The official term for "Because I said so!".

For those seeking glory and power Be not swayed by Azari the Devourer The opal grants victory to the weak But leaves your soul barren and bleak

In ages old, when Ancients broke Azari of the Legion spoke To tempt the mortals: gems of power The weak succumbed, their souls devoured.

The final stone undid its master Spun into wards by nameless caster Azari wailed a savage roar Now sealed in nether, evermore.

The best wisdom is passed on.

Everyone's investing in Nature spells these days, but that bubble is about to burst.

Some might call this a lightforgery.

Every desert needs an oasis. And it's Guff's duty to make it happen.

When the Azeroth is between the Sun and the Moon.

When the Azeroth is between the Sun and the Moon.

They bill this as a popular resort attraction, but they try and get your money up front.

They bill this as a popular resort attraction, but they try and get your money up front.

Now THAT’S a lotta splash damage!

Threat Level who? Mark of Scorn!

"I'm DEFINITELY turtle-y enough for the turtle club."

Not to be confused with Jim of the Wild.

Not to be confused with Jim of the Wild.

Y'Shaarj had three sons: Mark, Theodore, and Chris.