Hearthpwn

The first dimensional ripper had a point. The second fell flat. The THIRD one really started to take shape!

"My, my, what big minions I have!"

Jumbo in size! Huge in E.V.I.L.!

In another timeline, she was called Yeszari.

“What’s better than reaving? BOOM reaving!”

One's company, two's a crowd, and three's a “mass” resurrection, apparently.

Shovel beats paper and rock!

Mostly used for party tricks, to be honest.

Delicious Forest’s Aid! Made from real forests.

Your deck is just another organizational challenge to her.

When it comes to problem-solving, he always uses his head.

Nobody else likes rush hour.

We reserve the right to refuse service to any 1/1.

“I’m a real toy now!”

He was once the Aspect of Magic but gave it up to focus on cheap tricks.

Always feels refreshed after a little dirt nap.

The weirdest part is that it doesn't have legs.

And your minions with mega-windfury get... dizzy.

Minions must wash hands before being LIQUIDATED AND REPLACED BY SOMEONE BETTER.

He's gonna fly through the air with the greatest of grease.

She always manages to lift your spirits.

His cooking is always very well done.

*Taps roof of mammoth* “You can fit so many squirrels in this thing!”

Rafaam mainly enjoys working with Hagatha because she never laughs at Dr. Boom's jokes.

"One for me and one for future me!"

And you always thought they wore the candles just for fun.

It's always accepting of the less successful adventurers.

Good things come in threes: Windrunner sisters and arrows of Thori'dal.

It's always darkest just before you find the light switch.

The terms of service are constantly changing.

The Kirin Tor have always been lax in enforcing leash laws.

She's got a big brood and a big mood.

Them’s fightin’ words!

A staunch ally of Rafaam, at least while the shinies keep flowing.

Does he summon because of his madness, or is he mad from all the summoning?

Reduce, reuse, re-rattle!

It’s like an interdimensional game of demon tag.

Keep it secret. Keep it safeguarded!

Far more effective than the flamboyant saboteur.

He's got magic, a shield, and an unwavering obsession with the color purple.

If you don’t fight to the death, it’s Duel Yielding.

"All shall suffer!" "But Hagatha, those are your minions..." "I said ALL!!!"

Not sure I’d call it a good party if everyone ends up beside themselves.

This is some bad blood.

"Thanks a latte!"

It’s always nice to steal a familiar face.

Arrives alone, but usually leaves with a friend just like him.

Stops for nothing—except donuts.

All of his speeches really drag on.

Fan favorite in the muck morphin' sewer strangers.

Mwahahaha! You'll never catch him this time!

Wanna know how he got those scars? So does he.

What, did you expect the Sunreavers to be coldages?

Kobolds informally refer to its effect as a deathwaggle.

Whoso pulleth out this wrench from the toolbox is rightwise king of the lab.

“We did it! We blew up the vault!” “You mean the vault door?” “Oh. The doooor…”

Obviously it's marked for greatness.

It's 3 am. Do you know where your soul is?

A vengeful and vicarious vanguard against violent villains or vexed victims.

Stop trying to make fletch happen. It's not going to happen.

He's an archmage, but he might want to brush up on the basics... like aiming.

Eager to please, even if it kills him.

Built by goblins, designed by a troll.

She’s more of a rat burglar.

The Hench Clan is an equal opportunity employer, no matter which parts of you came from where.

The Hench-Clan has a point.

The math checks out!

The Alpha Devastator didn’t devastate enough. The Beta Devastator devastated too much. But the Omega was just right!

No longer allowed to be “it” when playing demon tag.

It'll take a humble offender to defeat him.

His allies call him invaluable.

Some heroes have soft hearts and hard shells.

If you have to wield a spell and a sword, then neither is performing to expectation.

Arguably the cutest blessing.

Even the smallest minion can change the outcome of the game.

If only you’d let it go to voicemail…

Imps don't get mad when you set them on fire. They think it's cozy.

Beware the night of the living pets!

"When your first plan fails... imp-rovise."

Now his watch has ended… until you have Spell Damage.

This is why you shouldn’t shoot the messenger.

They always wind up bombing.

Two people can keep a secret as long as neither of them are Commander Rhyssa.

Because there are no G.O.O.D. Miscreants.

When you need to rage anonymously.

Your gryphon will be summoned following a brief safety demonstration.

He’d be a lot sneakier if he wasn’t trailing 300 yards of power cable…

Lifeweaving is all well and good until it's time to cut the thread.

Of course she knows the future, she’s been looking at your cards the WHOLE TIME!

Its small yet fierce riders are affectionately known as rug rats.

You can make a collect CAW!

The fanciest possible way of distracting enemies with shiny things.

It's been programmed to include all the bear necessities.

It knows every secret you have left.

Experience the draw of the wild!

They're a nightmare to deal with.

Some might call this a lightforgery.

It’s coming from inside the deck!

Pew! Pew!

Previously thought nonexistent.