DendrologistBattlecry: If you control a Treant, Discover a spell.
He's teaching his little buddy to talk, but all it says is, "I am Gloop." |
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Fireworks TechBattlecry: Give a friendly
She learns by trial and error. Mostly error. |
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GalvanizerBattlecry: Reduce the
Also known as a power zinc. |
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Lab RecruiterBattlecry: Shuffle 3 copies of a friendly minion into your deck.
Join the chemistry lab! We've got all the solutions. |
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Menacing NimbusBattlecry: Add a random Elemental to your hand.
Electra stores her elementals in the cloud. |
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Omega MindBattlecry: If you have 10
Has a side-business selling her lipstick shade, "Omega Red." |
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Spark EngineBattlecry: Add a
He goes by Bzzzzt Aldrin. |
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ToxicologistBattlecry: Give your weapon +1 Attack.
Double-majoring in culinary sciences was definitely a mistake. |
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Unpowered MaulerCan only attack if you cast a spell this turn.
After a stressful work day it really needs an outlet. |
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Upgradeable Framebot
*Awesome arm not included. |
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VenomizerMagnetic
Keeps getting banned for toxic behavior. |
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Void AnalystDeathrattle: Give all Demons in your hand +1/+1.
Conclusion: Nothing there. |
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WhirligliderBattlecry: Summon a 0/2 Goblin Bomb.
She's on a bomb voyage. |
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Autodefense MatrixSecret: When one of your minions is attacked, give it Divine Shield.
We call it the bubble machine. |
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Biology ProjectEach player gains 2 Mana Crystals.
Step 1: Grow giant evil strawberry. Step 2: ???? Step 3: Rule Azeroth! |
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Cloning DeviceDiscover a copy of a minion in your opponent's deck.
Zerek got sick of fighting over the remote. |
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CrystologyDraw two 1-Attack
"The Light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's more of a juice, really." |
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Floop's Glorious GloopWhenever a minion dies this turn, refresh
How much gloop could Floop's Gloop gloop if Floop's Gloop could gloop gloop? |
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Omega AssemblyDiscover a Mech. If you
They told Dr. Boom he could only pick one. He disagreed. |
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Secret PlanDiscover a Secret.
The secret is... There is no plan! |
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Shooting StarDeal 1 damage to a minion and the minions next to it.
Literally starstruck. |
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Soul InfusionGive the
People called him a soulless monster. We're not sure this is better. |
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Spirit BombDeal 4 damage to a minion and your hero.
Might take a few episodes to power up. |
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The SoulariumDraw 3 cards.
Worst field trip ever. |
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Voltaic BurstSummon two 1/1 Sparks with Rush. Overload: (1)
Batteries have three components: Cathode, Anode, and Overload. |
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CrystallizerBattlecry: Deal 5 damage
This elf's winning the arms race. |
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Eternium RoverWhenever this minion takes damage, gain 2 Armor.
He's all beeps and smiles but you're just a walking pile of armor to him. |
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Faithful LumiBattlecry: Give a friendly Mech +1/+1.
They're a little light-headed. |
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Glow-TronMagnetic
They tried for weeks to make a stealth version, but eventually decided to just let it glow. |
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Goblin BombDeathrattle: Deal 2 damage
They're Dr. Boom's babies. His baby boomers. |
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MecharooDeathrattle: Summon a 1/1 Jo-E Bot.
Its project name was KAN-GA. The little one was R-00. |
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Pogo-HopperBattlecry: Gain +2/+2 for
Once you hop, you just can't stop! |
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SkaterbotMagnetic
"See you later bot" - Jaina |
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Test SubjectDeathrattle: Shuffle any
“Now I feel... REALLY icky.” |
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Beakered LightningDeal 1 damage to all minions. Overload: (2)
Working in a shaman's lab, it's important to be well-grounded. |
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Topsy TurvySwap a minion's Attack and Health.
"Help! I've fallen and I can't get down!" |