Hearthpwn

Writing a compelling symphony takes time. Usually around 20 turns or more.

The less legible the band's logo, the more hardcore it is.

Before this show can continue, we have to bass-boost the elephant in the room.

You'll all be singing along once he gets to the tyranno-chorus.

Do not sleep on his Tinker Town deep house set - absolutely legendary.

Some classes get Void Lords, other classes get Annoyed Lords.

The Stranglethorn mentality is to be happy with the bare necessities.

You get your head stuck in a cage ONCE, and all of a sudden you've got a new nickname.

There's a reason why it's promoting the festival instead of playing in it - it's a rhyme-lost protodrake.

In the pit, he feels more alive than ever.

It's more of a drum pentagon, really.

How many Pack the Houses would a pack house if a pack could house Pack the House?

DROP THE BASS (INTO THE ABYSS)!

Why be good with ONE instrument when you can be terrible with ALL of them!!!

Tony prefers sailing on torrents rather than streams.

Woodwinds! Obey my command!

Oh, the misery!

Here with supporting vocals: Snap and Crackle!

Now THIS is Mana cheating.

Uh oh, the hollow hound is coming out of its cage! Don't worry though, it's doing just fine.

"Follow my lead!" *dies*

Music is Mukla's escape from his anger. When he's on-stage, it's like he's a whole different gorilla… Until you boo him.

Oh man, she used to rock more than ANYONE back in the Year of the Kraken. I wish I could've seen her perform back then…

Despite having only 3 digits on each hand, Zok plays Bass like he has 5.

I'll never understand how bands and orchestras allow musicians that just…. play... off-key. Would love opinions on this.

Just a small town Taunka Livin' in a lonely... waunka

Thank goodness it's not called Black-ska Mountain.

Can be played in other places too.

"Worry not, festival patrons! A disco is hardly any means for panic!"

"WHY IS NO ONE JIVING? I SPECIFICALLY REQUESTED IT!"

"Is this real life?" "No, this is a card game."

Five of the spectators were star-struck.

Makes for some killer final boss music.

The blood of my enemies makes for some great fertilizer!

Is that his makeup or just his natural fur pattern?

"Was I rushin' or was I dragon?"

Strumming his guitar with a molten ember from the first fire of Azeroth, E.T.C.'s ear-splitting, heart-wrenching, head-banging solo held back Magatha and her forces of evil, single-handedly saving music for centuries to come.

This eccentric scribe was cursed to an afterlife of never being recognized for his talents! Muahaha!

She is the hero of the guitar. The guitar hero. Trademark.

Inzah plays the trumpet, saxophone, piano, guitar, AND bass. No wonder he's always so overloaded!

After Dr. Boom's involvement with the League of EVIL, Kangor cut ties with the Boomsday Labs and began pursuing his true passion - DISCO!!!

Not to be confused with that one other "-agatha" that likes when you play minions.

If this is the outcome of the robot uprising, then sign me up!

It ain't over until the imp mother sings.

Rin's orchestra is the best of the best. When your replacement is just one summoning away, you have to play perfectly.

Her singing will be sure to wake you up (wake you up inside).

"Ugh, those Winter Floweradults just don't get our music."

Might need tuning, I think it's a bit sharp.

When asked what animal they would be, people always say things like "I'd be wolf-lion hybrid mix. King of the jungle, but still sociable and ferocious." No, you'd be a rat.

Stolen from a druidic drum circle, now destined to make music that is actually good.

Timberine anyone? TIMBERINE!?

Whatever you do, do NOT sashay to the right.

And you thought the battles between the Alliance and Horde got ugly…

Halveria was outcast from Gilneas for being too edgy, which she sees as an achievement.

For Zok's latest song, he decided to go back to his roots. Like the ones on a tree. Tree roots.

W_____O_____R_____D

You have to pay Mana to do that!? I thought it was just in the settings menu!

Make sure it's smaller than your other lightspawns for the best fill lighting.

Doesn't see your name on the list. Also doesn't know how to read the names on the list.

You handle the water spells. It's got the earth, wind, and fire covered.

You would not believe your eyes If ten million kobold guys Lit up the world to this ogre beat

He has disco fever! :D Because of the disco plague. :(

The Faceless Ones are servants of Yogg-Saron, and they feed on fear. Right now they are feeding on our fear of you realizing we copied this flavor text.

"The Twisting Nether is singing to me… WHAT IS THAT MELODY!?"

"This next band features the one and only M.C. Tech on the drums, the fungal king of the keyboard Loatheb, and the showstopping vocal chops of Spellbreaker!"

Free!? But it costs Mana!

I'd be mad too if you called me a 'buzzkill'.

You know someone's cool when their name sounds like a font.

Hedanis has won over the hearts and minds of millions of fans all over Azeroth! Shadow magic had nothing to do with it - not that you asked or anything.

Guitar? Nah, she plays percussion.

The only bug that was intentional.

Give her a hand, everybody! Or maybe 4!

"Sorry, we're all out of Mediums. All we've got left are Gnome, Extra Large, and Annihilan."

"Obsessed? No! I'm just really really really really really really really really really really into E.T.C.'s music and everything he says, does, thinks, lives, and breathes!"

"I'm down here, fixin' all the Gnomish tech that breaks down mid-set while that buffoon Fizzle is up there taking pictures of the sky. YOU tell ME who's the better engineer!"

The difference between a pyrotechnician and a pyromaniac is a paycheck.

Shadowstep to the left! Double jump to the right! Class cross!

Just like in Hoofloose.

Maybe it's OK for the Grimtotem to destroy <i>some</i> music forever.

A guitar with a skull - perfect for headbanging.

Nah, dis go face.

No birds, <i>plural</i>, were harmed in the making of this bass.

A Rogue's favorite audio sample is an orchestral stab.

Another one.

"You're listening to 47.7 Shaman FM radio. It's time to kick back, relax, and take in the music."

What do you mean, what do you mean, I SAY WHAT DO YOU MEEEEEAN, mean, mean, meaaaaaaan this chorus is repetitive?

The Blue Imp Group sure knows how to put on a show!

I have bashed together plenty of pieces of metal in my day and not ONCE has it sounded harmonic.

Always remember P.L.U.R.: Peace, Laser-beams, Unity, Respect.

Poison Bloom was accused of plagiarizing the "Ooh, how long can this go on (ooh yeah)" hook from an old-school musical group called The Saronite Chain Gang.

The perfect card to play after emoting.

This sounds much louder in the void.

Left Shark, get to the stage now!

For some unknown reason, using distortion intentionally in your music will attract hundreds of geckos to your location.

In space, no one can hear you groove.

"ERROR. CANNOT COMPUTE 'NO PUNCHING ALLOWED DURING MUSICAL PERFORMANCE'."

Hot take: We need LESS cowbell. Much, much less.

He prefers listening to bands dead rather than live.

"Incident in the mosh pit? Copy that, be there in a year."

Most find the stages set aflame by the Grimtotem too dangerous to perform on, but to him they're perfect!