Hearthpwn

With one inch of clearance, Ironclad proved ineffective against speedbumps.

Now, when the Sun is between the Moon and the Azeroth... that's when you've got a problem.

Something evil this way comes… and it's bringing friends over!

There are two things Demon Hunters know: hopping, and cutting.

Always brings his own reusable shopping bag, satchel, barrel, trunk, tray, and fluffy pillow.

The best part is when he pulls Deathwing out of a top hat!

"E.T.C. is sooo mainstream. Have you heard of Blight Boar?"

Her first stage name, Ketchupweaver, failed to excite the audience.

If you win your duel, he'll throw in some of his famous Pit Master barbecue.

Turns out his face really did get stuck that way.

Seat covers. Check. Racing stripes. Check. Cupholder. Check.

"These do NOT spark joy!"

Circus school was tough, sometimes you had to step on people to make it to the top.

You can exchange one ticket for a bear or save up thousands for a tacky light-up paperweight!

A mech, a dragon, and a pirate walk into an Old God's gaping maw. The mech was too crunchy, the dragon was too hot, but the pirate was just right.

On second thought, bolas aren't very good against flying worms.

So THIS is why she was AFK.

Worth it for the stuffed toy at the end.

Voted "Most Lunacy" in Madness Monthly magazine.

They're still cleaning up the mess from the last time someone fed the basilisk a deep fried candybar.

"And then at the last second, I'll shapeshift into cat form!"

Shouldn't the eyes be facing backwards for insight?

"And they win it by a landslide! Wait, where did all the other racers go?"

When the Azeroth is between the Sun and the Moon.

Dodge bombs like you're playing Tonksweeper!

Pouring iced milk into your vehicle's fuel tank does NOT provide a Nitro boost, but it does go great with your victory cookies.

"Coming out of my cage, and I'm dead by turn nine..."

"You thought you were attacking face, but it was me! You!"

It's not personal, it's just monkey business.

"I'll have two monster churros, a combo box of Yogg-Saron, and one of those turkey legs that ate the Silver Hand Recruit."

When the Moon is between the Sun and the Azeroth.

You know, it's probably just cheaper to find a place that sells the plushie…

Subject: Re: Unsafe Rides? bump

Cleans up after a dust up.

"Oh, I thought it was a desert elemental?"

Just remember not to talk. It breaks character.

"Now I'm falling asleep and she's calling a crab…"

Snakes are just tentacles with fangs.

There are Old Gods and then there are Rock Gods.

She only shoots people who pet her cat without asking first.

His other street con involves a druid. He can't pull it off without a plant.

"You hear the mrgrgls of angry murlocs approaching. Roll initiative!"

Stop picking at it! You’re only making it worse.

It's actually pretty easy to escape chains when you can burst into flames.

Faire owners hate him! Learn his secrets with one simple spell!

He's always going to reign on his parade.

He's just making sure they're real. Authentic tickets taste like strawberry.

"Look at this stick. Look at it!"

Sir Finley made this look a lot easier three expansions ago...

Still doesn't understand why he can't beat Paper Rager.

This act is killing it!

Holds everything himself because people wouldn't stop touching the prop table.

He's been eyeballing that ice cream cone all day!

Red, the color of subtlety.

Created to scare. Born to wriggle.

Great for driving, terrible for steering.

All the souls start running when they see the felscream truck.

Plainsrunning will result in disqualification.

"Don't read texts and drive."

Many wonders lie within, but they are not mere toys when your mind is their plaything.

Just don't put a Resizing Pouch inside the Resizing Pouch.

"Please don't ride the carousel for thirty minutes after eating. After the carousel eats, I mean."

The most metal trust fall.

"No, no, I said SHOW me the glaive!"

When the Old Ones whisper, others will scream.

"You look like the kind of person that would buy three sets of armor. One to wear, a spare, and a spare for the spare."

It’s just not the same without a super suit.

Yeah, but the mystery prize could be anything! Even a boat!

But he'll never be able to plunder the prize of a happy childhood.

"All right, you're good. No sign of safety anywhere."