Hearthpwn

My grandfather's deck has no useless cards!

That's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

Yogg take the wheel!

Y'Shaarj made an excellent office intern, doing the copying AND defiling.

An attempted cure becomes disease, blooming and thriving as rot and decay.

Send in the clowns!

Loved. Hated. Carbonated.

It really just wants to cuddle all the creatures of Azeroth.

It has been 5 minutes since our last Azeroth Racing League violation.

Don't ask about his right hand. He's still growing into it.

Considering all the other hazards at Darkmoon, overindulgent pyrotechnics seem downright pedestrian.

Without a tongue, it speaks in seven. Without a voice, its echo lingers forever.

This coveted gem calls for you to free it… and unleash an inescapable prison.

All of the other Old Gods used to laugh and call him names. They never let poor G'huun join in any Old God games.

There can be no neutrality in the fight against darkness.

You really can't judge a book by its cover.

When someone gets injured, it's considered performance art.

Hide in the mask, but it will wear you. Through its gleaming eye, you shall see true.

"Ready to roll out!"

"You might remember me from such attractions as 'Being Shot out of a Cannon' or 'That Carousel Ate My Friend.'"

Sure, it looks impressive until you realize it's a barrel of helium.

It sleeps with one eye open.

The naaru wasn't using it. It doesn't have arms.

While you were busy learning magic, she studied the blade.

"I have been mrglrlglr… chosen!"

So is a Grand Empress an empress that's grand or an empress's empress?

Believe it or not, this is only the faire's fourth most dangerous game.

But where does she keep them?

There are no secrets between us... or refunds.

"These are all.... EXPIRED!"

If you can’t outrun a tree, you really shouldn’t be here anyway.

Yeah, it's chaos, but it's organized chaos.

"I don't know how those got in there, but I'm blaming you two."

"When does this bird land in Stormwind? I've been flying for hours!"

Fear is the mind-killer, and also the name of my wurm.

So long as it doesn’t kill you, it's considered part of the ride "experience."

"Time to roll. Rusted Legion, ho!"

The brightest spark can still go dark.

Guest interactions may vary over the duration of the visit.

"I see a giant piano in your future."

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The next best time is when you lose a minion.

A fan favorite, Inara is always met with thunderous applause.

She learned exactly one thing from her old man: copying.

So infused with the Light, he has to wear double sleep masks at night.

"Get IT off me!!!"

Moonforehead just didn't have the same ring to it.

"What if this goes wrong?" "But what if this goes right?"

His main qualification is that he'll work with anyone. Or anything.

"I consider it redecorating."

"Whew. I thought you said 'Trampoline Rhino.' Now that would have been scary."

Following this act will be her younger brother, Frank the Mediocre.

This rifle needs a muzzle for its muzzle.

"I'm not AWE-spicious, but I am a little spicious."

The Alliance and Horde join forces to enforce the fire safety capacity.

Please keep all hands, arms, feet and legs inside the ride until the monster comes to a complete stop.

Only worthy emperors can see the cloak.

"When I said bring a tank to the dungeon, this is not what I had in mind!"

"My mount and I share a special connection. Just not a good one."

One for the squire, two for the gnome, three for the glory, and GO, GO, GO!

If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it!

It's a shiny yellow balloon! But it can be popped with a single point of damage.

Who needs a petting zoo when you have all the creatures right here?!

Just be careful not to mix this with any creepy eyeballs, tentacles, or dark whispers, and you'll be fine in the morning.

The original flaming chicken.

Some drivers rev their engines. This one growls all on its own.

"Phew! That skull has been stuck between my teeth for hours!"

Well, that just sounds like damage with extra steps.

"They're perfectly safe! These gloves totally aren't hiding any bandages."

All the steed, half the calories.

Like mirror image, but more secretive and angsty.

Cutting the assistant in half is the easy part.

How tough is he? He eats swords for breakfast! Without any milk.

Used to be called " , the Nameless," but everyone got confused.

When it gets too dull, it's more of a nibble.

Hogger's most hated attraction.

He soars through the air with the greatest of fleas.

"That's the last time I let an imp spit gasoline into my car."

Karl knew he would someday regret that turkey leg.

Generally happens right after the airing of grievances.

"Quick, get in before someone sees you, or worse, someone sees me."

The Suntouched Amulet melted.

Actual palms not required.

Welcome to the petting zoo. DO NOT TOUCH THE ANIMALS.

If you steal a Demon Hunter's corn dog, you'll get what's coming.

What's faire is fair.

When your phone is at 5%.

There's always money in the banana stand.

The barking initially confused faire-goers, so he switched to words.

"It's dirigible? I don’t even know what diriging is!"

As far as workplace injuries go, Silas is protected by his statue of limitations.

Ride or die takes on a new meaning.

Some dragons dream of conquering Azeroth, some just dream of being 5/6s.

The bad apple never falls far from the treant.

"What did Illidan say when his rocketeer broke down on the Darkmoon racetrack? YOU ARE NOT REPAIRED!"

"My mom said I could be anything I want."

Some say it can see straight into the soul of any who dare to read its flavor text...

This game of ring toss just got really intense.

"Look at your deck, now back to me, now back at your deck, now back to me. Who am I? None of your—I'm on a horse."

Improvise, adapt, overcome.

Back-to-back winner of the annual hot dog eating contest... and the judge-eating contest.