Wow, what a mouthful! I guess I should introduce myself as well: I am a morally righteous wannabe intellectual who likes to complain about people who complain. I was just on Facebook, writing a post complaining about complaining, when I saw this post and thought I ought to complain about it too.
I too have played this game since its release, and despite the fact that I've thrown my computer across the room three times today, I attest that no one has the right to complain about this game. It's objectively perfect in every way and needn't ever be criticized, especially not by lowly forum peasants like yourselves who are of such inferior intellect and moral righteousness that you probably don't even watch the same television shows I do.
Yes, it is true that I've personally considered tracking down Blizzard employees just so I can kidnap them and hold their families hostage until they do something about Big Priest, but what you need to understand is that I can do that because I'm special. I needn't be held to the same standard of accountability as you peons, for I possess abilities beyond your comprehension.
I can make rocks move and mountains part. I can make rivers stand still and even flow in reverse. My intellect is of such enormity, that by merely stating my opinion I've made it impossible for any of YOU to respond. Don't believe me? Try it. Try it and watch as your fingers grow numb and your mind loses the will to keep typing, having been completely and utterly demoralized by my limitless genius.
I'd love to stay, but now I must return to the heavens where I make my glorious domain. Oh, and before I go, don't bother complaining about me complaining about complaining, because if you do I'll complain about you complaining about me complaining about complaining and create an infinite loop of complaining that causes the universe to collapse in on itself and explode. Don't believe that either? I've done it before. Ever heard of the Big Bang? ;)
Wow, what a mouthful! I guess I should introduce myself as well: I am a morally righteous wannabe intellectual who likes to complain about people who complain. I was just on Facebook, writing a post complaining about complaining, when I saw this post and thought I ought to complain about it too.
I too have played this game since its release, and despite the fact that I've thrown my computer across the room three times today, I attest that no one has the right to complain about this game. It's objectively perfect in every way and needn't ever be criticized, especially not by lowly forum peasants like yourselves who are of such inferior intellect and moral righteousness that you probably don't even watch the same television shows I do.
Yes, it is true that I've personally considered tracking down Blizzard employees just so I can kidnap them and hold their families hostage until they do something about Big Priest, but what you need to understand is that I can do that because I'm special. I needn't be held to the same standard of accountability as you peons, for I possess abilities beyond your comprehension.
I can make rocks move and mountains come part. I can make rivers stand still and even flow in reverse with a single word. My intellect is of such enormity, that by merely speaking I've made it impossible for any of YOU to complain. Don't believe me? Try it. Try it and watch as your fingers grow numb and your mind loses the will to keep going, having been utterly dominated by my unlimited genius.
Now that I've ridden the forums of complaining, I shall return to the heavens where I make my glorious domain. Oh, and before I go, don't bother complaining about me complaining about complaining, because if you do I'll complain about you complaining about me complaining about complaining and create an infinite loop of complaining that causes the universe to collapse in on itself and explode. Don't believe that either? I've done it before. Ever heard of the Big Bang? ;)
There you go way funnier than ops post also no cringe shit at the end like "Gotta go my pizza rolls are done"
Wow, what a mouthful! I guess I should introduce myself as well: I am a morally righteous wannabe intellectual who likes to complain about people who complain. I was just on Facebook, writing a post complaining about complaining, when I saw this post and thought I ought to complain about it too.
I too have played this game since its release, and despite the fact that I've thrown my computer across the room three times today, I attest that no one has the right to complain about this game. It's objectively perfect in every way and needn't ever be criticized, especially not by lowly forum peasants like yourselves who are of such inferior intellect and moral righteousness that you probably don't even watch the same television shows I do.
Yes, it is true that I've personally considered tracking down Blizzard employees just so I can kidnap them and hold their families hostage until they do something about Big Priest, but what you need to understand is that I can do that because I'm special. I needn't be held to the same standard of accountability as you peons, for I possess abilities beyond your comprehension.
I can make rocks move and mountains come part. I can make rivers stand still and even flow in reverse with a single word. My intellect is of such enormity, that by merely speaking I've made it impossible for any of YOU to complain. Don't believe me? Try it. Try it and watch as your fingers grow numb and your mind loses the will to keep going, having been utterly dominated by my unlimited genius.
Now that I've ridden the forums of complaining, I shall return to the heavens where I make my glorious domain. Oh, and before I go, don't bother complaining about me complaining about complaining, because if you do I'll complain about you complaining about me complaining about complaining and create an infinite loop of complaining that causes the universe to collapse in on itself and explode. Don't believe that either? I've done it before. Ever heard of the Big Bang? ;)
There you go way funnier than ops post also no cringe shit at the end like "Gotta go my pizza rolls are done"
Occasionally I get frustrated with the game, but people that make actual attempts to spread their frustration through threads (like this one is making fun of) really need to get their heads straight. It's a game. Play it when you want. Leave when you want. Easy. And with no headaches!
P.S. Thanks mods and site creators for putting up with the stupidity that regularly occurs on this site :)
Well, I can only wonder what the purpose of this is meant to be, but it seems like an attempt at satire; a caricature of the stereotypical angry player who is about to quit the game for silly reasons.
Satire is meant to be revealing. In this case, however, I think it reveals more about the writer than the addressed issue. The focus, the object of comedy here is apparently, how such people come across to others; not how such people are seen by others. In other words, what you describe here is how you actually see these people.
And what you reveal about yourself is not flattering, to put it mildly. Calling someone an "entitled" gamer with "fragile feelings" is not funny or fitting, it's simply embarrassing even beyond its lack of originality. While some rage-fuelled "criticism" may come across as if someone is seeing himself as the center of the universe, reacting to that with a condescending, belittling attitude isn't exactly proving your maturity. Throwing around words like "entitled" or "spoiled" (or "snowflake" or "millenial") as an insult is inflammatory. It stirs controversy, and comes close to hatespeech, as you deny your target any basic respect on a fundamental level.
Maybe some of it wasn't really thought through. But it's important to remember that while comedy itself isn't necessarily meant to be taken serious, you are responsible for what and who you are making fun of, and how you do it. This piece would make me think of you as a person with an...
...utter inability to socialize on any level of coherency resembling that of an adult...
... because it is mean-spirited and childish without trying to make a point.
All you idiots with the negative responses aren’t any higher on your horse than the sarcastic shit post your shitresponding too. Stop acting like it don’t stink.
I'm pretty sure your way of thinking is wrong - I'm the most important being in entire universe and I think this expansion is ok, so don't uninstall it.
Wow, what a mouthful! I guess I should introduce myself as well: I am a morally righteous wannabe intellectual who likes to complain about people who complain. I was just on Facebook, writing a post complaining about complaining, when I saw this post and thought I ought to complain about it too.
I too have played this game since its release, and despite the fact that I've thrown my computer across the room three times today, I attest that no one has the right to complain about this game. It's objectively perfect in every way and needn't ever be criticized, especially not by lowly forum peasants like yourselves who are of such inferior intellect and moral righteousness that you probably don't even watch the same television shows I do.
Yes, it is true that I've personally considered tracking down Blizzard employees just so I can kidnap them and hold their families hostage until they do something about Big Priest, but what you need to understand is that I can do that because I'm special. I needn't be held to the same standard of accountability as you peons, for I possess abilities beyond your comprehension.
I can make rocks move and mountains part. I can make rivers stand still and even flow in reverse. My intellect is of such enormity, that by merely stating my opinion I've made it impossible for any of YOU to respond. Don't believe me? Try it. Try it and watch as your fingers grow numb and your mind loses the will to keep typing, having been completely and utterly demoralized by my limitless genius.
I'd love to stay, but now I must return to the heavens where I make my glorious domain. Oh, and before I go, don't bother complaining about me complaining about complaining, because if you do I'll complain about you complaining about me complaining about complaining and create an infinite loop of complaining that causes the universe to collapse in on itself and explode. Don't believe that either? I've done it before. Ever heard of the Big Bang? ;)
I just want to commend how pleasant it was to read this, and I wish I could write English this well. :-D
There you go way funnier than ops post also no cringe shit at the end like "Gotta go my pizza rolls are done"
nice post, OP.
Why u hav to be mad? is only card gaem.
Well played sir
I like how there are some people replying that didn't even read the post. Gj.
it's actually way more cringe lmao
Why u hav to be mad? is only card gaem.
Occasionally I get frustrated with the game, but people that make actual attempts to spread their frustration through threads (like this one is making fun of) really need to get their heads straight. It's a game. Play it when you want. Leave when you want. Easy. And with no headaches!
P.S. Thanks mods and site creators for putting up with the stupidity that regularly occurs on this site :)
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My bank is already empty from hearthstone, i'd need to earn at least 4x as much to play mtg.
I don't care standart too much, and still wait for ppl to intoduce good/meme wild decks.
I'm pretty pleasent with expansion so far by the way.
Well, I can only wonder what the purpose of this is meant to be, but it seems like an attempt at satire; a caricature of the stereotypical angry player who is about to quit the game for silly reasons.
Satire is meant to be revealing. In this case, however, I think it reveals more about the writer than the addressed issue. The focus, the object of comedy here is apparently, how such people come across to others; not how such people are seen by others. In other words, what you describe here is how you actually see these people.
And what you reveal about yourself is not flattering, to put it mildly. Calling someone an "entitled" gamer with "fragile feelings" is not funny or fitting, it's simply embarrassing even beyond its lack of originality. While some rage-fuelled "criticism" may come across as if someone is seeing himself as the center of the universe, reacting to that with a condescending, belittling attitude isn't exactly proving your maturity. Throwing around words like "entitled" or "spoiled" (or "snowflake" or "millenial") as an insult is inflammatory. It stirs controversy, and comes close to hatespeech, as you deny your target any basic respect on a fundamental level.
Maybe some of it wasn't really thought through. But it's important to remember that while comedy itself isn't necessarily meant to be taken serious, you are responsible for what and who you are making fun of, and how you do it. This piece would make me think of you as a person with an...
... because it is mean-spirited and childish without trying to make a point.
Let's be real, OP isn't going anywhere.
He'll be back playing HS like usual in less than 72 hours
Decent troll 8/10.
Release the Kraken!
...Sarcasm seems to go over the heads of many people here, it seems.
Ya think?
Complaining about complainers in a shitpost. Oh boy.
All you idiots with the negative responses aren’t any higher on your horse than the sarcastic shit post your shitresponding too. Stop acting like it don’t stink.
I'm pretty sure your way of thinking is wrong - I'm the most important being in entire universe and I think this expansion is ok, so don't uninstall it.
no one cares,shut up and go.
I feel like no one got that this is a mock post for those who think that by them leaving HS the community (and Blizzard) cares.
Lol! Well written mate.