Hearthpwn

We are all special unique snowflakes... with 1 Health.

There is a high cost to Eviscerating your opponent. You might tweak your elbow! That really hurts!

It traps your food AND cooks it for you!

I wouldn't say I LOVE knives, but I'm definitely a fan.

Hey! No cameras allowed!

"Dang, that's cold." - appropriate response to Freezing Trap, or a mean joke.

Anyone up for some frost bowling?

It is customary to yell "Chill out!" or "Freeze!" or "Ice ice, baby!" when you play this card.

When it meets the Hand of Gul'dan, they're SHAKING.

I literally watched the Hunter place it down in front of me and I still stepped in it.

If you can't take the heat, stop standing in the fire.

Not to be confused with Jim of the Wild.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Obliterate 9!

Never look a panther in the eye. Or is it 'Always look a panther in the eye'? Well, it's one of those.

It's the Ancient Tol'vir symbol for "Whoops!"

Han shot first.

MISSING: One giant rat. Please return to King Togwaggle.

Perfect for defending against Beasts. Specifically small ones. Like, a very specific species of small insectoid animal. Ants. It resists ants.

Rogues love sappy movies.

A step up from a spell cast by many beginning acolytes: "Shadow Word: Annoy".

Shields were invented because Face Block is USELESS.

"Pick a card, any card! Preferably the left- or right-most card."

Why would your spells be afraid of the dark? It's easier to nap there.

BLEH, BLEH BLEH!

The talk around the Ratchet Inn is that this card is too good and should be a Legendary.

The inventor of the Annoy-o-Tron was immediately expelled from Tinkerschool, Tinkertown, and was eventually exiled from the Eastern Kingdoms altogether.

What did you draw? Shhhh… it’s a secret.

"I'm not saying you can dodge fireballs. I'm saying with this shield, you won't have to."

Coming soon: the Hand Necromancer and the Deck Necromancer.

Coming soon: the Hand Necromancer and the Deck Necromancer.

ALWAYS read the terms and conditions.

He's in charge of the Annual Scarlet Monastery Blood Drive!

"I only plunder on days that end in 'y'."

He's a grave-half-full kind of geist.

"You'll <i>love</i> my new recipe!" he says... especially if you're not happy with your current number of limbs.

Make a new recruit's deficiencies your efficiencies.

We are pretty excited about the upcoming release of Dire Wolf Beta, just repost this sign for a chance at a key.

We are pretty excited about the upcoming release of Dire Wolf Beta, just repost this sign for a chance at a key.

It's not his fault… Someone keeps stealing his soap!

He's almost been right so many times. He was <i>sure</i> it was coming during the Cataclysm.

Adorable. Immune to Magic. Doesn't pee on the rug. The perfect pet!

Totemsmiths like to use the rarest woods for their totems. There are even rumors of totems made of Ironbark Protectors.

Goes cheap on wardrobe so he can spend on weaponry.

Some people just aren't cut out to be supervillain material.

If you bargain hard, he'll throw in the hat.

Winter: it be comin'.

Winter: it be comin'.

She's here to PUMP! YOU UP!

Me-OW!

In the old days, Kobolds were the finest candle merchants in the land. Then they got pushed too far...

Always roll need.

He's not really all that crazy, he is just not as careful with explosives as he should be.

Gadgetzan, where even the pet rocks have pet rocks.

Electra stores her elementals in the cloud.

"Death will rise, from the tides!"

Her hair, just like her name, is full of 'tic's.

Eggs are a good source of protein and Nerubians.

"Ok, your party has defeated the beetle." "I put it on my head." "What?" "I put it on my head. Like a hat."

One fish, two fish, red fish replaces blue fish.

When you're at the bottom, there's nowhere to ascend, but up.

She creates incredibly affordable wands of all shapes and sizes. But not owls. The owl is all-natural.

Carry on my wayward sage. There'll be peace and no more rage.

BOOM BABY BOOM! BAD IS GOOD! DOWN WITH GOVERNMENT!

His youthful enthusiasm doesn’t always equal excellence in his brews. Don’t drink the Mogu Stout!

Making a dredger is easier than you'd think. You don't need to worry about mucking it up!

There may not be any skeletons in the closets at Castle Nathria, but there sure are souls in the basement.

They'll be MUCH easier to use once they add the spirit<i>thumb</i>.

Magi conjured arcane arrows to sell to hunters, until hunters learned just enough magic to do it themselves. The resulting loss of jobs sent Stormwind into a minor recession.

Rogues guard the secrets to poison-making carefully, lest magi start incorporating poison into their spells. Poisonbolt? Rain of Poison? Poison Elemental? Nobody wants that.

"Do you wanna summon a demon? I wanna summon a demon!"

It's okay, he deserved it.

Oh, a wise geyser eh?

Flash! Ahhhhhhh~

Love hurts.

It doesn't matter how pious you are. Everyone needs a good smiting now and again.

"Don't read texts and drive."

In ancient woods, elves fought the curse The demon’s shadow to disperse But hatred raged and frail souls turned Now horned and hooved their forests burned.

Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt!

2 out of 2 saplings recommend that you summon the saplings.

If your spells look like horrifying skulls, let's be honest, you should get to draw some cards.

If your spells look like horrifying skulls, let's be honest, you should get to draw some cards.

If your spells look like horrifying skulls, let's be honest, you should get to draw some cards.

Wait. It costs mana to be out of mana?!

Oh, don’t mind the smell. They're just aged!

Was petrified when it found out it didn't make the cut for Azerothian Idol.

"What is a better weapon? The sharp one your enemies expect, or the blunt one they ignore?" - The Art of Warrior, Chapter 9

Literally starstruck.

"Dun da dun, dun da dun": if you've heard an ogre sing this, it's too late.

Might take a few episodes to power up.

For the person who just cannot decide what card to put into a deck!

The way to tell seasoned warriors from novice ones: the novices yell "wheeeee" while whirlwinding.

An apple a day keeps the worgen at bay.

ADD ME TO YOUR DECK, MAGGOT!

Makes a mean puff pastry.