Arcane ArtificerWhenever you cast a spell, gain Armor equal to its Cost.
Ethereal armor dissipates in 6 hours which can cause extreme awkwardness for first time buyers. |
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Armor VendorBattlecry: Give 4 Armor to each hero.
"You look like the kind of person that would buy three sets of armor. One to wear, a spare, and a spare for the spare." |
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Babbling BookBattlecry: Add a random Mage spell to your hand.
His idol is the Green Hills of Stranglethorn, and he won't shut up about it. |
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BattlefiendAfter your hero attacks, gain +1 Attack.
Say what you like about my hatchet-headed hooligan, he’s my battle-friend. |
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Beaming SidekickBattlecry: Give a friendly minion +2 Health.
Sure, I'll carry the water! And the food! And the tents! And the cursed monkey paw! |
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Body BaggerBattlecry: Gain a Corpse.
Gotta get that bag. |
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Body BaggerBattlecry: Gain a Corpse.
Gotta get that bag. |
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Crimson ClergyOverheal: Draw a card.
He won't drop the ball. |
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Crimson Sigil RunnerOutcast: Draw a card.
He's not the fastest of the bunch, but he'll take a stab at it anyway. |
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Elven ArcherBattlecry: Deal 1 damage.
Don't bother asking her out on a date. She'll shoot you down. |
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Fire FlyBattlecry: Add a 1/2 Elemental to your hand.
Archnemeses: small children with glass jars. |
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Flame ImpBattlecry: Deal 3 damage to your hero.
Imps like being on fire. They just do. |
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Flame ImpBattlecry: Deal 3 damage to your hero.
Imps like being on fire. They just do. |
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Glacial ShardBattlecry: Freeze an enemy.
Ice, ice, baby! |
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Jeweled MacawBattlecry: Add a random Beast to your hand.
It’s not LITERALLY jeweled. The goblins were terribly disappointed. |
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Murloc Scout
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Murloc TidecallerWhenever you summon a Murloc, gain +1 Attack.
This guy gets crazy strong at family reunions. |
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MurmyReborn
Unlike other mummies, they rolled him up with rice, sliced cucumbers, and soy sauce on the side. |
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Novice ZapperSpell Damage +1 Overload: (1)
The novices would prefer that he did not. |
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Noxious CadaverBattlecry: Deal 2 damage
Shouldn't have eaten that gas station sushi. |
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Noxious CadaverBattlecry: Deal 2 damage
Shouldn't have eaten that gas station sushi. |
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Possessed FighterRush
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Psychic ConjurerBattlecry: Copy a card in your opponent’s deck and add it to your hand.
"I see... a WISP? Why do you have a wisp?!" |
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Righteous ProtectorTaunt
Original name was Tubular Protector, but this seems more bodacious. |
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Risen FootmanTaunt
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Risen FootmanTaunt
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Risen GolemRush
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Shambling ZombieReborn
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Ship's ChirurgeonAfter you summon a minion, give it +1 Health.
Knows the answer to every medical question except how to pronounce his name. |
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Skeletal SidekickBattlecry: Give a friendly Undead +2 Attack.
He's got your back. And your arm. |
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Skeletal SidekickBattlecry: Give a friendly Undead +2 Attack.
He's got your back. And your arm. |
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Southsea DeckhandHas Charge while you have a weapon equipped.
Pirates are into this new fad called "Planking". |
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SwashburglarBattlecry: Add a random card from another class to your hand.
Was almost named "Swashb-AAAARRHHH-gler" |
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Town CrierBattlecry: Draw a Rush minion from your deck.
When he was younger, he was the town crybaby. |
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Vicious SlitherspearAfter you cast a spell,
He goes by ‘Fun-Loving Slitherspear’ on his dating profile. |
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VoidwalkerTaunt
No relation to "The Voidsteppers", the popular Void-based dance troupe. |
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Voodoo DoctorBattlecry: Restore 2 Health.
Voodoo is an oft-misunderstood art. But it <i>is</i> art. |
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Worgen InfiltratorStealth
If you want to stop a worgen from infiltrating, just yell, "No! Bad boy!" |
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BackstabDeal 2 damage to an undamaged minion.
It's funny how often yelling "Look over there!" gets your opponent to turn around. |
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Horn of WinterRefresh 2 Mana Crystals.
Much better than the Horn of Loseter. |
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InnervateGain 1 Mana Crystal this turn only.
Some druids still have flashbacks from strangers yelling "Innervate me!!" at them. |
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PreparationThe next spell you cast this turn costs (2) less.
"Be Prepared" - Rogue Motto |
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Ritual of DoomDestroy a friendly minion. If you had 5 or more, summon a
"Who wants to sing the Doom song?!" |
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ShadowstepReturn a friendly minion to your hand. It costs (2) less.
Rogue dance troops will sometimes Shadowstep away at the end of a performance. Crowds love it. |
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The CoinGain 1 Mana Crystal this turn only.
Whether you spend it or save it, it's always there for a second. |
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Snowflipper Penguin
On land, a group of penguins is called a "waddle." |