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Writing a compelling symphony takes time. Usually around 20 turns or more.

He gets terrible heartburn. BECAUSE HE IS FULL OF LAVA.

WARNING: NOT A PLAYHOUSE. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CLIMB.

Overseer of the Bloodrock Mine, Reska will work you to the bone. They'll then reanimate your bones and work THOSE bones to the bone.

His mother said that he was just big boned.

Eternally jealous of the Unchained Gladiator.

Before this show can continue, we have to bass-boost the elephant in the room.

You'll all be singing along once he gets to the tyranno-chorus.

"He’s Deathwing? That one's Deathwing? You're Deathwing!? I'm DEATHWING! ARE THERE ANY OTHER DEATHWINGS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?"

Do not sleep on his Tinker Town deep house set - absolutely legendary.

Protector of all living things, she once saved the nascent world-soul of Azeroth from annihilation. It seems mercy was her greatest wisdom.

I call it Mini-me.

Even in the darkest of days, the sun never sets on the Badlands.

See? Giant.

Alexstrasza the Life-Binder brings life and hope to everyone. Except Deathwing. And Malygos. And Nekros.

Some classes get Void Lords, other classes get Annoyed Lords.

"NOBODY CALLS ME BOTFACE!!" -Botface

There is a dragon way down in Bloodrock They call the Setting Sun

Prison changed Jeff.

He's so fluffy you're gonna DIE!

After many years, Malygos has decided mortals can use magic. ALL THE MAGIC!

The original artist spent many hours with a fine chisel perfecting the facial expression for maximum tauntiness.

The best offense is a good defense. 30 defense to be exact.

Throw more dots, throw more dots, more dots, more dots!

Formerly the Defender of the Pantheon, he became disillusioned by his mission and formed the Burning Legion to destroy all life within the universe.

Local villagers call her "Naps Under the Mountain."

Sew big or go home!

The hills are alive with the sound of YEEEEHAAAWWWW!

Has been known to monologue before he strikes.

Ysera rules the Emerald Dream. Which is some kind of green-mirror-version of the real world, or something?

He is the weakest of the four Elemental Lords. And the other three don't let him forget it.

Either that giant isn't really giant, or that doorway is HUGE!

Ever since the Bloodrock Company hired this guy, business has been booming!

You get your head stuck in a cage ONCE, and all of a sudden you've got a new nickname.

Yes, he's a demigod. No, he doesn't need to wear a shirt.

You are what you paint! And Colifero is paint.

There's a reason why it's promoting the festival instead of playing in it - it's a rhyme-lost protodrake.

Bite that one, bite that other one, claw this one, swallow that one whole....

From the library to the field, she's proved herself to be a leading intellectual.

Photo actually taken across the street in the reflection of a doorknob.

Good things come in pairs. Good things come in pairs.

Grommash drank the tainted blood of Mannoroth, dooming the orcs to green skin and red eyes! Maybe not his best decision.

Giant ladies, this one's a Keeper.

Armed with fear, big eyes, ruthless efficiency, almost fanatical devotion to your hero, and nice brown robes.

The best part of inventing stuff is blowing it up!

Joymancy (noun): The practice of bringing joy to others through the use of magic. (see also: ethics)

He was once the Aspect of Magic but gave it up to focus on cheap tricks.

"So am I just supposed to stand here forever, or...?"

Playing with this card can be penalized with up to a two-year suspension. Please wait until the card is officially released.

In the pit, he feels more alive than ever.

Before he became a rap artist.

Ragnaros was summoned by the Dark Iron dwarves, who were eventually enslaved by the Firelord. Summoning Ragnaros often doesn’t work out the way you want it to.

Rheastrasza ascends above loyalty to just her dragonflight to serve all dragonkind. She believes all flights deserve a future and will give her life for the future dragon prince.

Galaxy Brain.

You look dehydrated, drink some water! Come on, chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

"Wanna see what destruction looks like? Here it is in undead form - it's your boy Soulstealer!"

Storm Giant, Frost Giant, Molten Giant... I want Fair-weather and Sunshine Giant!

As there is a Pantheon of titans, so is there also a Pantheon of Death, comprised of powerful rulers in the Shadowlands.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't stop it from electrocuting everything in the water.

If you haven't heard the Tirion Fordring theme song, it's because it doesn't exist.

Mind your head when you're around her.

DROP THE BASS (INTO THE ABYSS)!

The leader of the titans was the first to awaken. In his loneliness, he sought out other titans across many different worlds, and together, they formed the Pantheon.

As a champion of harmony, Amitus abstained from the Pantheon's many conflicts until one day, shortly after the corruption of Sargeras, she vanished altogether.

Who passed greenhouse gas?

Go ahead, carve your initials in him.

Minions must wash hands before being LIQUIDATED AND REPLACED BY SOMEONE BETTER.

Once a proud titan, Argus was fated to meet a darker end. Sargeras and his demons would later corrupt and shatter Argus to use his power for themselves.

Watch out watch out watch out - R.K.O. outta nowhere!

Baron Geddon was Ragnaros's foremost lieutenant, until he got FIRED.

She always manages to lift your spirits.

Surprisingly ticklish.

I have a Dragon, I have a Golem. UH! Dragon Golem!

Contrast this with Specific Vezax, who only gets resummoned if you have exactly 4 Armor.

Dead or alive, you're pulling that plow.

All that's missing is a little heart.

When it comes to spells, she loves 'em then she librams.

Savior of the World Pillar, Maruut valiantly fought the Twilight's Hammer to aid Therazane against the Cataclysm.

You cannot pet the Terror in Hearthstone.

Live life in the fast lane. As long as your opponent does too.

They said you sound like an owl.

"Earthmother guide my paintbrush strokes, especially on the eyes."

OMG, I FINALLY GOT A SHINING SENTINEL AFTER 3 PHASES AND 8192 RESETS!!!!!

TAUNT. TAUNT.

We're not in Karazhan anymore, Reno.

When Deathwing assaulted the capital, this soldier was the only member of his squad to survive. Now he's all bitter and stuff.

Those who cannot remember their card history are doomed to repeat it.

Why be good with ONE instrument when you can be terrible with ALL of them!!!

You thought we forgot about her, didn't you? *nervous laughter*

Throwing your children at enemies qualifies you for Worst Mother of the Year.

Tony prefers sailing on torrents rather than streams.

This toy WRECKS.

His name is pronounced like 'gif'.