Hearthpwn

Went on my free to play account, these are the sort of decks i face at rank 25. Feel sorry for any new players, they really don't stand a chance.

That faggot seriously crafted beardo to win one out of twenty games with his paladeck and I have to be the one out of this twenty, good fucking dammit I hate this bullshit rng in this bullshit game sometimes.

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New expansion, new reset for the salt thread. Now people complain about their bad luck on opening packs and how some people are so unimaginative (or just low budget) that they still play the old meta decks. After this week, once the meta settles a bit, we will get to see awesome posts about how cancer the new meta decks are. As I see it, this meta has a lot of beautiful and broken decks but it's also more reliant on RNG and especially draw RNG than ever. Let the salt flow through you, guys :)

P.S. Thanks for adding the Lich King to the game, Blizzard. Such a good definition of your card design: powercreep and RNG in one card 

I really don't like the Priest DK. Playing control decks in wild, and BAM! you're dead without doing anything.  OTK is baaad

ffs priest is so broken shit so annoying priest vs priest on the ladder at rank 10~ cancer af. 

I was playing my control lock and I gave up because its still shit like what the f, they give the best lifesteal  to priest and paladin the two class with A LOT of healing while warlock is CRYING for a viable heal or lifesteal IMO they should give Spirit Lash to warlock.

I was expecting good lifesteal minion for warlock but they got nothing this expansion ??????????????????????

So if spent the last few hours grinding through the ladder and for some reason i just can't get past rank 14. Every time i get to 4 stars, my next opponent is riddiculously lucky. 10/10 Van Cleefs on turn 2 with SW:Death nowhere to be found, pirate warriors and evolve shamans with a perfect curve. I even had a match where the only possiple way i could loose was if my opponent somehow burnt my Raza. And of all the dudes left in my deck, he deathgriped him; i lost the game 8 cards deep in fatigue and my enemy at 1HP

Yesterday warlock was played by a streamer, everyone plays warlock. Now priest gets played, every autist plays priest.

I hate you all so fucking much

I grew bored of Standard and decided I'd ladder in Wild this month.... I thought I'd see more variety there but it's just infested by fucking Priests... They're so damn annoying... They mindlessly play overstatted minions on curve or steal half your Deck and win thanks to your cards or drag the game for 20 minions while healing for 80 HP and make you die of boredom or play awfully gimmick Decks and spam emotes every two seconds that 1 time out of 10 they manage to pull off their wombo combo.... I hate them so much....There's no other class that pisses me off as much as Priest.... It pisses me off so much that everytime I lose to it I have to stop playing cause I tilt.... I'd rather have a meta dominated by Pirates or Jade Druid than by Anduin (I find Anduin way more annoying than Tyrande).... Thank God in Wild Emperor Thaurissan and Azure Drake are a thing and you can beat the shit out them with Malygos Rogue.....

Seriously, go uninstall if you're playing priest.

I'm not kidding. Uninstall. No one wants you to play this game, no one is remotely impressed by you, you are simply one of many tumors that needs to be removed. Just fucking uninstall, please, it's not hard.

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I grew bored of Standard and decided I'd ladder in Wild this month.... I thought I'd see more variety there but it's just infested by fucking Priests... They're so damn annoying... They mindlessly play overstatted minions on curve or steal half your Deck and win thanks to your cards or drag the game for 20 minions while healing for 80 HP and make you die of boredom or play awfully gimmick Decks and spam emotes every two seconds that 1 time out of 10 they manage to pull off their wombo combo.... I hate them so much....There's no other class that pisses me off as much as Priest.... It pisses me off so much that everytime I lose to it I have to stop playing cause I tilt.... I'd rather have a meta dominated by Pirates or Jade Druid than by Anduin (I find Anduin way more annoying than Tyrande).... Thank God in Wild Emperor Thaurissan and Azure Drake are a thing and you can beat the shit out them with Malygos Rogue.....

Paladin is broken with the endless legendaries. No more comments, thanks Corpsetaker

... it says it a very busy day on Blizz server and ask me to wait about 352min just to get the B.net client to open ?!

So, I sit down this morning, pretty decent mood overall, thinking "Hey, let's try getting from 12 to 10 with my Reno Priest! I've had a good run yesterday, might as well keep going!". First game, regular match, pretty fun. Next one against some Huntard face-smacking me down, because of course they do that. But hey, one gained, one lost, no biggie, right? Well, TOO BAD, HOW ABOUT THIS REPEATING FOR THE NEXT FUCKING FOUR HOURS?

"Oh? You picked a 5 mana Kazakus Potion because the Murloc Shaman has 5 Murlocs with 4 health on board? Well, TOO BAD, here's your Health buff, card draw and add demons. Oh, nothing you liked among those? Well, I am SURE you'd love to pick one of either Health buff, add demons or Freeze 2! Oh, you're dead? Well, surely this bullshit won't happen again the next 3 times you pick a 5 mana potion, right? I mean, what are the odds of not getting the AoE option EIGHT CHOICES IN A ROW?"

Seriously, 2/3 fucking choices reappearing again is complete and utter fucking bullshit and the chance of it happening is way to motherfucking high. It's not like there are 9 other options left after picking the first oooooooh no, TOTALLY not! 

Seriously, fuck this piece of shit potion. This shit always happens in the match-ups where I ABSOLUTELY need early AoE.

Fuck priest and fuck taunt druid

Game is more broken than ever.

Sad but true. No point in playing.

Just lost a game to a garbage priest deck with no rhyme or reason to it.  Just a few random minions and EVERY FUCKING FORM OF REMOVAL PRIEST HAS.  I was so fucking pissed because despite the fact I got T9 Frost Lich Jaina and must have healed like 60 HP throughout the course of the game I still fucking lost to fatigue because priests have a stupid amount of control cards.  I wouldn't have minded if it was like a well thought out deck with a win condition but it wasn't it was just some garbage thrown together in like 5 minutes which some random neutral cards in it and a bunch of spells.  He put in no effort, thought, or synergy and literally just fatigued me to death by removing everything I put on the board.  Furthermore why the fuck did 1 turn I take 6 Fatigue damage and the next I take 8.  Was bullshit I should have lived with 1 HP left but for whatever reason it skipped 7 and went straight to 8.  He would have died THAT FUCKING TURN.  25 minutes of my life gone to come up 3 hp short with lethal on the board for the game to just hand him the win.

3 games in a row against priest he has raza and dk anduin on curve while being only 12-13 cards into his deck... how the fuck is that fucking possible, that deck is so garbage when you don't draw that combo but lucky cunts draw it in their first 10 cards... and then of course he has his hand filled with random generated garbage, including syphon soul, conveniently stolen to deal with my ysera. No fucking wonder everyone hates priest but these "priest main" fags fucking masturbate to the thought of ruining other control player's day by running greedy as fuck decks or 100 rng cards, so whenever I see them crying against aggro and jade I say fuck you, you guys are the reason aggro and jade exist.