Hearthpwn

Quote from sicknantos >>

This is a control meta, I am an aggro player, and I'm totally ok with it.

What i'm not ok with is the incoming meta which - unless the revealed cards today show us some incredible options for hyper aggro (which is toxic and unwanted) or extreme armor gain for other classes- will be Druidstone again. Big, Malygos, and possibly even Taunt druid will be S-tier. I'm tired of insane armor gain, extended stalling, and endless streams of BM emotes that only come at the very end, even if they only win because of their draw RNG top-decking a win.

 I understand your salt against druidstone, but if you ask me, all the new tools for maly druid can only be included at the expense of anti-aggro cards. Most likely, the oakan summons package will be removed, for instance. The new cards are all draw and combo cards, which are not really that helpful against aggro, so you might be better off than you think, as an aggro player.

Guess you talking Standard?? Cause Wild is 82% aggro ATM .... It's unbelievable.

No, this is not a butthurt about losing to addpallys. It's about their fucking canser stupidity!

LETS HELP DORA THE ODDPALLY TO COUNT HER ODDCOST CARDS

And as first: hey you, fucking emptyhead, all your so annoying secrets are odd! Moreover Secretkeeper is odd! Classic cardpool, matherfucker, do you know it?!

Further more. Just imagine the potential of odd Lightwarden with odd Benevolent Djinn, Guardian of Kings for more healing and heavy body! Scary of combobreaking exchanges, you little worthless piece of shit? Young Priestess and Shieldbearer are fucking 1 mana, it counts as odd too, you know! Paragon of Light + Blessing of Might is not an odd combination? Especially with Blessed Champion, if you didn't know it exsists. Need some more draw? Odd as number 5 oddness Holy Wrath, wich also deals damage! And if we talking about odd buffs, Adaptation, so here is fucking quest card apart from underused Lynessa Sunsorrow!

Did you hear about pirats? They can interact with four your odd weapon, MOST of them are odd, even Captain Greenskin!

And, you know, from the time of vanilla wow the Divine Shield is a pallys visit card. There is A LOT of odd divine shielded minions, and so underused Blood Knight with Bolvar, Fireblood. I know, besides your hero power gaypair, you love Argent Squire and so fucking retardly annoying Righteous Protector, don't you?

Fuck this, i'm too tired to count all odd murlocs. And all of those cards ar not are all usable odd cards!

But no, you don't want to use your doubled hero power for smart exchanges, you want to go face with your 1/1 gay brothers and eat shit. Stupid fucking piece of moron!

I've finished. Thanks for attention.

Quote from TimonRaven >>

 

I've finished. Thanks for attention.

I do agree with the main point that too many people don't experiment with deck archetypes beyond what hearthpwn/hsreplay top rated decks say, but the answer isn't "they should play terrible cards instead".

Anyway, some salt: people are expecting the expansion to change things, but it will not.  Nobody is going to experiment except the people paid to play the game and hype new cards, but for the first several days all the lemmings will still be playing their shit odd rogue, odd paladin, shudderwock, heal zoo lock decks.  Nobody will dare touch a new card until a "pro" says it is a new tier 1 deck.  The majority of the playerbase in this game is probably among the lowest average intelligence of any popular game out there.  People even struggle to fucking count.

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Quote from TimonRaven >>

 

I've finished. Thanks for attention.

I do agree with the main point that too many people don't experiment with deck archetypes beyond what hearthpwn/hsreplay top rated decks say, but the answer isn't "they should play terrible cards instead".

Anyway, some salt: people are expecting the expansion to change things, but it will not.  Nobody is going to experiment except the people paid to play the game and hype new cards, but for the first several days all the lemmings will still be playing their shit odd rogue, odd paladin, shudderwock, heal zoo lock decks.  Nobody will dare touch a new card until a "pro" says it is a new tier 1 deck.  The majority of the playerbase in this game is probably among the lowest average intelligence of any popular game out there.  People even struggle to fucking count.

 THISSS

Quote from ababyduck >>

Quote from TimonRaven >>

 

I've finished. Thanks for attention.

I do agree with the main point that too many people don't experiment with deck archetypes beyond what hearthpwn/hsreplay top rated decks say, but the answer isn't "they should play terrible cards instead".

Anyway, some salt: people are expecting the expansion to change things, but it will not.  Nobody is going to experiment except the people paid to play the game and hype new cards, but for the first several days all the lemmings will still be playing their shit odd rogue, odd paladin, shudderwock, heal zoo lock decks.  Nobody will dare touch a new card until a "pro" says it is a new tier 1 deck.  The majority of the playerbase in this game is probably among the lowest average intelligence of any popular game out there.  People even struggle to fucking count.

 THis is he absolute truth.  I love to experiment, which is cards games are about.  Not copy paste fucktards

Quote from Woondha >>

Guess you talking Standard?? Cause Wild is 82% aggro ATM .... It's unbelievable.

 Yeah, standard. I didn't think I'd ever play wild and sadly dusted the majority of my wild collection when rotation became a thing and dumped most of my Grand Tourney and GvG cards. I regret that quite a bit now... I'm slowly adding cards back to my collection via extra dust between saving up for expansions, so hopefully I'll get some full on aggro decks back for wild. Until then, I've been playing this great N'Zoth hunter that's a lot of fun to challenge the meta with. Much slower, but comes up with big surprises if you don't misplay! 

Quote from DanCapone89 >>

Quote from Kaladin >>

embarassed, feel bad about myself, regret most of my life choices, kind of hate myself.

thats how i feel after playing against constructed aggro shaman in casual.  so thanks for that.  you win.

 Then get the fuck of whatever drugs your taking and get the f*** out of casual then. EZ!

can you please post a picture of yourself on r/roastme

you know what feels really bad, im playing cancer aggro decks i hate just to get done with quests quickly and not having to play this trash game for the next 3 days, and cant win, a single game, with supposedly 60% winrates... cant escape hell. NO YOU CANT BE DONE WITH THIS GAME, JUST PLAY MORE /blizz probably.

how do these decks not a win a single game even if im trash? im sorry I must be so over my league on rank 10 and with such difficult deck :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

Quote from TimonRaven >>

No, this is not a butthurt about losing to addpallys. It's about their fucking canser stupidity!

LETS HELP DORA THE ODDPALLY TO COUNT HER ODDCOST CARDS

And as first: hey you, fucking emptyhead, all your so annoying secrets are odd! Moreover Secretkeeper is odd! Classic cardpool, matherfucker, do you know it?!

Further more. Just imagine the potential of odd Lightwarden with odd Benevolent Djinn, Guardian of Kings for more healing and heavy body! Scary of combobreaking exchanges, you little worthless piece of shit? Young Priestess and Shieldbearer are fucking 1 mana, it counts as odd too, you know! Paragon of Light + Blessing of Might is not an odd combination? Especially with Blessed Champion, if you didn't know it exsists. Need some more draw? Odd as number 5 oddness Holy Wrath, wich also deals damage! And if we talking about odd buffs, Adaptation, so here is fucking quest card apart from underused Lynessa Sunsorrow!

Did you hear about pirats? They can interact with four your odd weapon, MOST of them are odd, even Captain Greenskin!

And, you know, from the time of vanilla wow the Divine Shield is a pallys visit card. There is A LOT of odd divine shielded minions, and so underused Dlood Knight with Bolvar, Fireblood. I know, besides your hero power gaypair, you love Argent Squire and so fucking retardly annoying Righteous Protector, don't you?

Fuck this, i'm too tired to count all odd murlocs. And all of those cards ar not are all usable odd cards!

But no, you don't want to use your doubled hero power for smart exchanges, you want to go face with your 1/1 gay brothers and eat shit. Stupid fucking piece of moron!

I've finished. Thanks for attention.

 underrated comment

Have 2 quests to win as mage, played 5+ games with all kinda control mage decks and couldnt win one, had badluck in all of them but still dam control mage is super bad right now, aggro mage makes me wanna puke but i totally get why so many people play aggro mage in casual guess i have no choice but to join them.

accidentally clicked wrong quest to reset, now i got priest mastery quest which i want to reset and now i got win as shaman or warlock 3 times

fucking hell, i want that monster hunt quest back why the fuck i clicked it wrong

Scumbags who play big priest are fucking small dick losers. You're the scourge of the game. Congrats on being pathetic losers.

Quote from Nyc2019 >>

Scumbags who play big priest are fucking small dick losers. You're the scourge of the game. Congrats on being pathetic losers.

 i tend to agree with you. I even said when that stupid deck came out "this deck is the worst thing to ever happen to hearthstone". Even if it was balanced, it's the least interactive deck they've ever created. It's literally less interactive than old freeze mage. Any deck like big priest that hard counters minion play and gets countered by combo decks, should never exist. Minion trading and interacting on the board is what makes HS fun, and that deck kills that.

if you are playing shudderwock shaman i hope you die.No exceptions.

Quote from Soltarg >>

if you are playing shudderwock shaman i hope you die.No exceptions.

 I like shudderwock if he's played creatively and not in the standard infinite grumble saronite way, but that is so rare it might as well not exist.  It was a card that had such cool potential but it was ruined because the designers didn't think ahead.

Whoever coded the season chest can fuck right off.  Seriously.  You are terrible at your job.  Why antagonize people every season when they lose with the extremely slow animation reminding you how many games you need to win to unlock it that you can't click through?  It's fucking annoying.  I hope your season chest contains an ancient mummy curse that inflicts misfortune on you for all eternity.

4 out of 5 games is against Kings Bane Rogues ... Dafuq man - I know Netdecking is a thing ... But to this fucking extend... Jesus christ fucktards, just try SOMETHING else - Just once a while man...

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