Hearthpwn

This happens so fucking much that it can't be a coincidence.  I go 4-0 or 4-1 in arena and am in the middle of the next game and suddenly I can't connect to battlenet and I lose to a disconnect.  I ONLY get disconnects in arena and the rest of the internet works fine.  They really need to streamline the loading times and cut all the stupid bullshit animations and stuff and put you right back in the game because even if you can load the game in time before your turn ends, it will be at the last second and you won't be able to do anything anyway.

My casual experience with a meme mill druid deck today: dude paladin, murloc paladin, dude paladin, zoolock, face hunter, murloc paladin. 

Fuck. This. Shit.

Climbed from rank 19 to rank 8 in a day with a meme deck... IN YOUR FACE SECRET MAGE

Quote from troy02 >>

Climbed from rank 19 to rank 8 in a day with a meme deck... IN YOUR FACE SECRET MAGE

Finished a quest and got a WW pack! Yay!! Then an other pack appear, sparking my enthusiasm ; double-Yay!!!
... before realizing that, just like for the gold screen-glitch making it seems as if you earned it twice, it was simply a visual glitch ...

I'm not complaining for having won a free pack along with my golds, but that vile prank that got my hope high up tho ...

lol tier 1 decks in unranked spamming emotes and then immediately sending me a rage friend request after the match. Zzzz.

Time for a break, tilting and rage quitting. Neither fun nor winning.  

All right, let's begin. No control cards for paladin the past 3 metas means no way for paladin to outvalue priest and warlock and since cubelock and spiteful priest are the strongest decks right, that's relevant. Ok next! Well, we got cards like Call to Arms which single handedly brought back paladin into the meta AND MADE PALADIN FINALLY A GOOD DECK TO PLAY. PEOPLE ARE HAPPY EVERYWHERE RIGHT?!?!?!??

Concerned Citizen: "What!? What do you mean? How could people be mad that paladin is finally a thing now?"

Brilliant Scientist (5 PhD's): "Well, the thing is, ever since the 20th century religion started to garner less attention and became a meme. You know which class is religious? Paladin. So, you simply have a resurgence of atheists that are taking control as seen by the gay priest Anduin and Satanic warlock Guldan. I have a huge dick, btw."

STOP    BEING     SALTY AND STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT DIVINE FAVOR AND CALL TO ARMS YOU FUCKING PIECES OF CHEESECAKE. WHY CHEESECAKE? BECAUSE I FUCKING HATE CHEESECAKE. DON'T YOU DARE EXPECT ME TO FUCKING MAKE A GARBAGE CONTROL DECK FOR PALADIN. 

Turn 6: equality consecrate one voidlord and a doomguard.

Turn 7: possessed lackey into second voidlord.

Me: ...

Them: PLAY CONTROL AWPOEHFAOWEFIAWEHFWHFIAWEEF

F

I hear the sad, lame Australian cricket playing cunts banned for a year for cheating, and confirming themselves as retarded fucks by doing it on camera are going to take up Hearthstone. They will no doubt play dude Paladin and Cubelock or maybe secret/burn Mage. Birds of a feather flock together after all. 

FUCK YOU FUCKING CUBELOCKS WITH YOUR STUPID FUCKING DEFILE. OF COURSE YOU HAVE AN ANSWER TO MY SECOND CALL TO ARMS OF COURSE YOU DO BUDDY. LOOK AT YOU SO SMART WITH YOUR CONTROL PLAYS WOWZERS. ME BRAINDEAD AGGRO SHOULD ALWAYS LOSE TO BIG SMART 200 IQ CONTROL RIGHT? GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE. YOU SHITTY WARLOCKS ARE NOT CONTROL PLAYERS. YOU'RE BRAINDEAD LOSERS THAT LIKE TO GROW THEIR MICROPENIS BY 10 METERS WHEN YOU LACKEY INTO DARK PACT. WOWOWOWOW. NICE PLAY MAN. THAT DEFINITELY TAKES MORE BRAINPOWER THAN MY AGGRO DECK. FUCK OFF!

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I beyond frustrated. Over the last 2 days I have won 2 matches. 2. TWOOOOOO. I just lost cube lock because I of course get some busted dude paladin. I have the coin, and mulligan all 4 cards, but not a single piece of removal. He opens with knife juggler, into +3 with blessing of might, then double blessing of kings for +8/+8. And the ONLY thing I can even pay to cast in my hand is a mistress of mixtures. W-T-F. When I play Big Spell mage I RARELY get paladins, and if it happens its Murloc. Game rigged. The code tracks your cards, your classes, and when you cast what. We all know it. Ranked = Frozen throne. Game cheats, give opponents THE perfect cards to wreck you EVERY F-ING TIME. Switched back to mage, no paladins and 7 games in. IM NOT BUYING MORE PACKS BLIZZ. Not till Witchwood hits. SO LAY OFF AND GIVE ME SOME FAIR MATCHES. 

Fucking Barnes. Two games, back to back, Hunter/Priest, Barnes on turn 4 - auto concede. 

Do people really enjoy playing this shit highroll nonsense?

I don't think this necessarily belongs here, but I know if I make a thread everyone will call me salty because that's the hearthpwn community's favourite word lol.

Coldlight Oracle is being rotated because of how oppressive it can be to game plans (and that warlock card Glinda, okay).  But isn't the whole game all about trying to break up the opponent's game plan?  For example, they make Rin, probably the biggest "gameplan ruining" card in the game haha. Then shortly after they rotate the oracle.

Seems strange to me =/.  And Coldlight Oracle has always been a huge counter to warlock. They reeeaalllly want warlock to own Hearthstone for the next year lol.

Quote from Zilean >>

FUCK YOU FUCKING CUBELOCKS WITH YOUR STUPID FUCKING DEFILE. OF COURSE YOU HAVE AN ANSWER TO MY SECOND CALL TO ARMS OF COURSE YOU DO BUDDY. LOOK AT YOU SO SMART WITH YOUR CONTROL PLAYS WOWZERS. ME BRAINDEAD AGGRO SHOULD ALWAYS LOSE TO BIG SMART 200 IQ CONTROL RIGHT? GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE. YOU SHITTY WARLOCKS ARE NOT CONTROL PLAYERS. YOU'RE BRAINDEAD LOSERS THAT LIKE TO GROW THEIR MICROPENIS BY 10 METERS WHEN YOU LACKEY INTO DARK PACT. WOWOWOWOW. NICE PLAY MAN. THAT DEFINITELY TAKES MORE BRAINPOWER THAN MY AGGRO DECK. FUCK OFF!

Quote from Awarce >>

Got to love getting destroyed by a player with 5+ Epic cards at Rank 20, while I'm trying to climb with my semi-completed budget deck. What a joy.

Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro, Aggro

And then SOME!

Dosn't ANY of Blizzards fucking RETARD players know how to play ANYTHING else but "FACE THE IS THE PLACE - HUM HUP IM FUCKING RETARDED - I LOSE IF I CAN'T HIT FACE" ... JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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I don't think this necessarily belongs here, but I know if I make a thread everyone will call me salty because that's the hearthpwn community's favourite word lol.

Coldlight Oracle is being rotated because of how oppressive it can be to game plans (and that warlock card Glinda, okay).  But isn't the whole game all about trying to break up the opponent's game plan?  For example, they make Rin, probably the biggest "gameplan ruining" card in the game haha. Then shortly after they rotate the oracle.

Seems strange to me =/.  And Coldlight Oracle has always been a huge counter to warlock. They reeeaalllly want warlock to own Hearthstone for the next year lol.

God I dislike arena so much

reno decks in a nutshell

vs control - draw reno on t1

vs aggro - last card in the damned deck

I don't care about my rank in EU so I'm messing around with some stupid dude/divine shield deck with bolvar at rank 17 and all I'm seeing is fucking combo priests and control warlocks.  How bad can you be to be playing top tier decks less than 48 hours before the season reset?