I just played a sad little fuck who couldn't keep his little hand tugging his little peen before his lethal: he had to stop and touch the emote first.
No, actually, it wasn't "a" sad little fuck - it was a whole bunch of them.
It doesn't matter whether you win or lose or what your rank is -- if you touch the emotes at all during a game you are lame trash and a pathetic little cumwad.
So salty this game doesn't have autosquelch. Toxic trash game, never spend real money on it.
My goal for 2020 is to prove I'm a lame fuck with a little dick. I'm going to do it by playing holy wrath paladin - and when I get the win I'll take a moment to tug on my tiny little dick and spam well played emotes. I want to have the username Iaxtonishere. Hope nobody else has that user name and is doing the same thing...
Or I suppose I could play a netdecked warrior, call myself "ShadowDragon", play silently and really badly while I masturbate for the entire game, and then puff up my shrunken little balls to make some shitty emote if, by some miracle, I topdeck a win.
Really hope that username isn't already taken by someone playing warrior...
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how utterly STUPID the Blizzard team must be, NOT to have added autosquelch into Hearthstone by now...
A simple little feature that would improve the game experience for a significant % of the playerbase and would hurt NOBODY'S game play... and they are simply too dumb to do it.
These people do NOT deserve your money. Toxic game.
My goal for 2020 is to prove I'm a lame fuck with a little dick. I'm going to do it by playing holy wrath paladin - and when I get the win I'll take a moment to tug on my tiny little dick and spam well played emotes. I want to have the username Iaxtonishere. Hope nobody else has that user name and is doing the same thing...
Played 9 face hunters in a row. Switch to control to punish
next 10 games
0 aggro decks all greeedy control
switch to tempo deck to punish control
next 6 games all face hinters
Hearthstone non-random matchmaking is just ANOTHER reason I'll NEVER give them a single $ for packs. Lying fuckwads, claiming the game doesn't examine your deck in the matchmaking phase.
And if any Blizzard game devs ever read this forum -- fuck you, you CUNTS for YEARS of no autosquelch. Hope your job gets taken you incompetent pricks.
I fucking hate this poisonous, toxic, trash game - think my New Year's resolution might be to uninstall it. NEVER EVER SPEND REAL MONEY ON PACKS - YOU WILL REGRET EVERY DOLLAR.
Also, FUCK the non-random matchmaking. Hadn't seen a single highlander control priest on ladder --until I made a dragon druid - all of a sudden 3 of the last 4 games. FUCK YOU BLIZZARD. Seems like they are not even trying to conceal it. (And just to be in before "tinfoil hat"--you can fold it until its nothing but sharp corners, then cram it up your tightest hole sideways.)
I WILL NEVER PAY A SINGLE DOLLAR FOR THIS TOTAL SHIT
Advice to the noobs enjoying their first experience of hearthstone - just NEVER spend real money for packs - you'll only regret it long term.
Sick of sad, lame, little fucks who can't just take the win but need to stroke the emotes.
From now until I go back to work in 7 weeks, ANY use of the emotes by an opponent during the game will trigger me into roping till the bitter end. Enjoy your 30 min game you emoting prick. I'll be watching videos. Probably beat you too, because I'll be playing Galakrond Shaman. I'll draw out lethal too if I can. LEAVE THE FUCKING EMOTES ALONE.
And still every second game I play, the spotty little virgin I face feels the need to stroke the emotes if they think they will win. Fucking lame little pricks.
Blizzard will NEVER get a single dollar from me for this shit while they don't put in autosquelch. Hearthstone is just, broken expansion decks, toxic opponents, no penalty for roping, one-sided games and a totally shit playing experience.
Galakrond Shaman is ridiculously OP - I'm getting 70% winrate at rank 10-5.
Typical Blizzard fuck up - they will do NOTHING to address the imbalance till they've made million$ selling pack$ to idiot$. Only THEN, once fools have spent money to craft the meta defining cards that prop up the top-tier netdecks, will they nerf some things.
NEVER pay real money for Hearthstone cards. Stay free to play and drain their resources - maybe one day they'll stop the cynical cycle and actually release balanced expansions.
Well I've got enough gold in the bank for 30 decks in the next expansion. The only thing I like I about hearthstone is staying free to play to drain Blizzard's wallet.
Current state of play: Murloc Shaman still toxic as fuck. ZtG still bailing out the highlander decks. Still no autosquelch. Games still being flipped from insane swing card randomness. Top tier netdecks still giving free wins.
PSA for noobs: NEVER pay real money for hearthstone --only the truly desperate would waste money on this shit, toxic experience. If you pay to craft a top tier cancer deck, not only are you lame as fuck, and not only is your rank is meaningless, but your free wins will quickly become boring. Game is total shit. Never buy packs. Just don't.
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Once the gloss wears off, Hearthstone is a toxic, trash game. NEVER spend real money on packs - you will regret it.
Public service announcement for noobs.
Day 673 of saying, "fuck you game devs, for not giving us autosquelch"
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I just played a sad little fuck who couldn't keep his little hand tugging his little peen before his lethal: he had to stop and touch the emote first.
No, actually, it wasn't "a" sad little fuck - it was a whole bunch of them.
It doesn't matter whether you win or lose or what your rank is -- if you touch the emotes at all during a game you are lame trash and a pathetic little cumwad.
So salty this game doesn't have autosquelch. Toxic trash game, never spend real money on it.
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Or I suppose I could play a netdecked warrior, call myself "ShadowDragon", play silently and really badly while I masturbate for the entire game, and then puff up my shrunken little balls to make some shitty emote if, by some miracle, I topdeck a win.
Really hope that username isn't already taken by someone playing warrior...
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Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how utterly STUPID the Blizzard team must be, NOT to have added autosquelch into Hearthstone by now...
A simple little feature that would improve the game experience for a significant % of the playerbase and would hurt NOBODY'S game play... and they are simply too dumb to do it.
These people do NOT deserve your money. Toxic game.
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My goal for 2020 is to prove I'm a lame fuck with a little dick. I'm going to do it by playing holy wrath paladin - and when I get the win I'll take a moment to tug on my tiny little dick and spam well played emotes. I want to have the username Iaxtonishere. Hope nobody else has that user name and is doing the same thing...
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Hearthstone non-random matchmaking is just ANOTHER reason I'll NEVER give them a single $ for packs. Lying fuckwads, claiming the game doesn't examine your deck in the matchmaking phase.
And if any Blizzard game devs ever read this forum -- fuck you, you CUNTS for YEARS of no autosquelch. Hope your job gets taken you incompetent pricks.
I fucking hate this poisonous, toxic, trash game - think my New Year's resolution might be to uninstall it. NEVER EVER SPEND REAL MONEY ON PACKS - YOU WILL REGRET EVERY DOLLAR.
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You can tell how lame a person is by how many days they spend playing Galakrond Shaman. The longer they play it, the sadder they are.
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Fuck I hate Hearthstone so much.
Been playing since season 1 and have tons of cards and all golden heroes...
PSA: NEVER spend real money on this shit - you will regret EVERY dollar eventually. Blizzard and the Hearthstone team suck balls.
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Shaman is broken, so I've been playing fun decks at rank 5. Dragon druid is cool - just loses a lot.
All those sad fucks stuck at 5 playing Shaman tho.
Imagine playing Shaman in this meta and NOT being able to progress. What a bunch of lame little fucktards.
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Also, FUCK the non-random matchmaking. Hadn't seen a single highlander control priest on ladder --until I made a dragon druid - all of a sudden 3 of the last 4 games. FUCK YOU BLIZZARD. Seems like they are not even trying to conceal it. (And just to be in before "tinfoil hat"--you can fold it until its nothing but sharp corners, then cram it up your tightest hole sideways.)
I WILL NEVER PAY A SINGLE DOLLAR FOR THIS TOTAL SHIT
Advice to the noobs enjoying their first experience of hearthstone - just NEVER spend real money for packs - you'll only regret it long term.
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This game is toxic trash. Still no autosquelch.
Sick of sad, lame, little fucks who can't just take the win but need to stroke the emotes.
From now until I go back to work in 7 weeks, ANY use of the emotes by an opponent during the game will trigger me into roping till the bitter end. Enjoy your 30 min game you emoting prick. I'll be watching videos. Probably beat you too, because I'll be playing Galakrond Shaman. I'll draw out lethal too if I can. LEAVE THE FUCKING EMOTES ALONE.
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I fucking hate Hearthstone.
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And still every second game I play, the spotty little virgin I face feels the need to stroke the emotes if they think they will win. Fucking lame little pricks.
Blizzard will NEVER get a single dollar from me for this shit while they don't put in autosquelch. Hearthstone is just, broken expansion decks, toxic opponents, no penalty for roping, one-sided games and a totally shit playing experience.
JUST NEVER WASTE YOUR MONEY ON THIS SHIT
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Galakrond Shaman is ridiculously OP - I'm getting 70% winrate at rank 10-5.
Typical Blizzard fuck up - they will do NOTHING to address the imbalance till they've made million$ selling pack$ to idiot$. Only THEN, once fools have spent money to craft the meta defining cards that prop up the top-tier netdecks, will they nerf some things.
NEVER pay real money for Hearthstone cards. Stay free to play and drain their resources - maybe one day they'll stop the cynical cycle and actually release balanced expansions.
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Well I've got enough gold in the bank for 30 decks in the next expansion. The only thing I like I about hearthstone is staying free to play to drain Blizzard's wallet.
Current state of play: Murloc Shaman still toxic as fuck. ZtG still bailing out the highlander decks. Still no autosquelch. Games still being flipped from insane swing card randomness. Top tier netdecks still giving free wins.
PSA for noobs: NEVER pay real money for hearthstone --only the truly desperate would waste money on this shit, toxic experience. If you pay to craft a top tier cancer deck, not only are you lame as fuck, and not only is your rank is meaningless, but your free wins will quickly become boring. Game is total shit. Never buy packs. Just don't.