Anduin's GiftDiscover a temporary
"My council assures me this is the perfect gift! Not that they needed to tell me. I know what's in there." -Anduin |
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Arcane ShotDeal 2 damage.
Magi conjured arcane arrows to sell to hunters, until hunters learned just enough magic to do it themselves. The resulting loss of jobs sent Stormwind into a minor recession. |
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Arthas's GiftDiscover a temporary
"Now try it on." -Arthas |
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Assembly LineDiscover a Mech from another class.
add ecx, eax |
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Awakening TremorsGet three 3/1 Worms. They cost (1).
A rude followup to the Sleepy Tremors. |
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BreakdanceReturn a friendly minion to your hand. Summon a Dancer with
"Commander! Uhh... I'm... Pretty sure we just got served? I'm not really trained for this." |
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Bunch of BananasGive a minion +1/+1.
This card has bananas (spelled: B-A-N-A-N-A-S). |
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Burning HeartDeal 2 damage to a minion. If it survives, give your hero +3 Attack this turn.
A 100% ethically sourced fire elemental heart is very hard to come by. This one definitely wasn't. |
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Cactus ConstructDiscover a 2-Cost minion. Summon a 1/1 copy of it.
"I am not Malfurion! I am CACTUS LORD!" |
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Chaotic ConsumptionDestroy a friendly minion to destroy an enemy minion.
You're not you when you're hungry. |
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Curse of FleshEnemy minions cost Health instead of Mana next turn.
No! My rock-hard chiseled abs! |
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Deadly PoisonGive your weapon +2 Attack.
Rogues guard the secrets to poison-making carefully, lest magi start incorporating poison into their spells. Poisonbolt? Rain of Poison? Poison Elemental? Nobody wants that. |
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DeafenSilence a minion. Combo: Also deal 2 damage to it.
Hey, Volsat, we can't hear you. You're on mute. |
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Death GrowlChoose a minion.
GRRRRR I'M SO ANGRY BECAUSE I'M DEAD! |
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Demonic StudiesDiscover a Demon. Your next one costs (1) less.
"Do you wanna summon a demon? I wanna summon a demon!" |
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Dig for TreasureDraw a minion. If it's a Pirate, get a Coin.
"Woohoo! I'm so glad I dug up a pirate!" |
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Discovery of MagicDiscover a spell from a spell school you haven't cast this game (from any class).
It's in a book, just take a look! |
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ExecuteDestroy a damaged enemy minion.
It's okay, he deserved it. |
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Fancy PackagingGive a minion with Divine Shield +2/+3.
Wow, this card is great value! Until you open it. |
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Fistful of CorpsesDeal damage to
Technically, they're not Corpses YET. |
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Flame GeyserDeal 2 damage.
Oh, a wise geyser eh? |
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Flash HealRestore 5 Health.
Flash! Ahhhhhhh~ |
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Fool's GoldGet a random Golden Pirate and Elemental from other classes.
Worth its weight in rocks. |
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Forest SeedlingsSummon two
You win some, you blossom. |
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FrackingLook at the bottom
For fhe person who jusf cannof decide whaf card fo puf info a deck! |
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Funnel CakeRestore 3 Health to a
After all this time…. I thought it'd be bigger! |
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Garrosh's GiftDiscover a temporary Execute, Shield Block, or Brawl.
"FROM THE HORDE! AND ESPECIALLY ME!" -Garrosh |
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Gear ShiftShuffle the two left-most
You mean the PRNDL? |
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Gul'dan's GiftDiscover a temporary
"This won't be like last time..." -Gul'dan |
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Holy SmiteDeal 3 damage
It doesn't matter how pious you are. Everyone needs a good smiting now and again. |
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Illidan's GiftDiscover a temporary Fel Barrage, Chaos Strike, or Chaos Nova.
"This gift's burden will always be yours to bear... I lost the receipt." -Illidan |
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Illidari StudiesDiscover an Outcast card. Your next one costs (1) less.
"Don't read texts and drive." |
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Jaina's GiftDiscover a temporary Frostbolt, Arcane Intellect, or Fireball.
"On this day, my magic will bring us together." -Jaina |
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Lesser Jasper SpellstoneDeal 2 damage to a minion. @(Gain 3 Armor to upgrade.)
In ancient woods, elves fought the curse The demon’s shadow to disperse But hatred raged and frail souls turned Now horned and hooved their forests burned. |
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Lesser Spinel SpellstoneGive Undead in your hand +1/+1. (Gain @ |4(Corpse, Corpses) to upgrade.)
A story concluded, the kobolds had fought Yet here is a spellstone Azari forgot Pawned off to shops, considered a trinket Dark powers contained, none would think it |
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Lightning BoltDeal 3 damage. Overload: (1)
Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! |
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Lightning ReflexesDiscover a Nature spell.
If you can dodge a lightning bolt, you can dodge a ball. |
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Living RootsChoose One - Deal 2 damage; or Summon two 1/1 Saplings.
2 out of 2 saplings recommend that you summon the saplings. |
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Malfurion's GiftDiscover a temporary
"May this imbue you with the life of the party!" -Malfurion |
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MixtapeDiscover a copy of a card your opponent played this game.
That tape has got poetry and clarinet on it, Garona. POETRY. AND CLARINET. |
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Monstrous FormGive a friendly
Then, it lives. Horribly. |
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Mortal CoilDeal 1 damage to a minion. If that kills it, draw a card.
If your spells look like horrifying skulls, let's be honest, you should get to draw some cards. |
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Oasis OutlawsDiscover a Naga.
With their oasis polluted by the Bloodrock Mining Company, Snake Eyes has set aside her differences with the outlaws of the Badlands to put an end to Bloodrock's operation. |
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OverdraftTradeable
Wait. It costs mana to be out of mana?! |
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Plagued GrainGain 4 Corpses. Shuffle four Crates into your deck that summon a 2/2 Undead when drawn.
Oh, don’t mind the smell. They're just aged! |
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Pop-Up BookDeal 2 damage. Summon two 0/1 Frogs with Taunt.
What's up-book? |
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Raven IdolChoose One -
Was petrified when it found out it didn't make the cut for Azerothian Idol. |
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Red CardMake a minion go Dormant for 2 turns.
Finally, Demon Hunter has expanded its color palette to TWO colors! |
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Rexxar's GiftDiscover a temporary
"I shop alone." -Rexxar |
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Runes of DarknessDiscover a weapon. Spend 3 Corpses to give it +1/+1.
"Sorry, Squirmy. I'm working." |
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Shield SlamDeal 1 damage to a minion for each Armor you have.
"What is a better weapon? The sharp one your enemies expect, or the blunt one they ignore?" - The Art of Warrior, Chapter 9 |
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Shimmer ShotDeal 1 damage. Summon a random minion of that Cost.
I hope I don't jinx the outcome. |
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Shooting StarDeal 1 damage to a minion and the minions next to it.
Literally starstruck. |
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SlamDeal 2 damage to a minion. If it survives, draw a card.
"Dun da dun, dun da dun": if you've heard an ogre sing this, it's too late. |
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SmokestackDeal 1 damage to
Don't worry, it's green energy! |
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Sneaky SnakesSummon two 1/1 Snakes with Stealth.
You're a sneaky lil snake, aren'tcha? |
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SoulfreezeFreeze a minion
An effective way to freeze someone's soul is to just freeze their body. |
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Spirit BombDeal 4 damage to a minion and your hero.
Might take a few episodes to power up. |
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Stick UpDiscover a Quickdraw
Dude, Velarok, give me a minute to play my turn, the rope's burning! |
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SynthesizeAdd a random 1, 2,
After the invention of elemental audio processing, Azeroth went through a major synth phase. |
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Tar SlickMinions take double damage this turn.
Has +2 Attack on its opponent's turn. |
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Taste of ChaosDeal 2 damage
It's spicy! |
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Thrall's GiftDiscover a temporary Lightning Storm, Hex,
"I wrapped it myself!" -Thrall |
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TrackingDiscover a card from your deck.
For the person who just cannot decide what card to put into a deck! |
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Uther's GiftDiscover a temporary Equality, Consecration, or Blessing of Kings.
"I hope you enjoy light reading!" -Uther |
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Valeera's GiftDiscover a temporary
"Here. You. Go." -Valeera |
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Verse RiffGive your hero +2 Attack
Well anyways, here's Worgen Wall. |
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WhirlwindDeal 1 damage to ALL minions.
The way to tell seasoned warriors from novice ones: the novices yell "wheeeee" while whirlwinding. |
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Witchwood AppleAdd two 2/2 Treants to your hand.
An apple a day keeps the worgen at bay. |