Hearthpwn

In standard, this reads "get a random Warrior pirate", which is pretty good. All the Warrior pirates are great. If this doesn't pull neutral cards, there's a 1/7 chance this pulls Nellie. I can already feel all the salt from when this is discovered and pulls Nellie out of thin air.

The elemental is harder to evaluate though. There's a lot of bad elementals in the standard pool. In wild, there are better cards to run, but it'll still be fun to discover this.

I rate this card Fun/10.