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I've faced 5 different odd rogues in a row fucking kill me

Spreading Plague needs to be nerfed to 8+ mana. god forbid

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am i the only one who hates Academic Espionage rogue?  people always play this deck and go "hurr durr everyone else plays meta decks while i just want to have fun", then proceed to play 1 mana UI or 1 mana voidlords.  I get that the deck is slow/rng/inconsitent but it's so annoying to play against this bullshit.  There is no skill involved for either player because you have no ability to play around anything, you're just throwing stuff at the board and seeing what happens.  It's not fun to easily smash their face while they play one mana garbage cards and it's not fun to get shut out by them Sprinting ridiculous unpredictable value in their hand.  

 

 

 Yea I seriously hate this card, just another one of Blizzard's many cards that tries to kill attrition control decks. Fuck this company

How the fuck is this week's tavern brawl even fair? I had 8 losses in a row where all I got was 8+ mana cards in turns 1-5, and 1-4 mana cards in turns 5 and beyond. And all of my opponents managed to get fucking questing adventurer or flooded the board with fucking low cost minions without an AoE spell for me to clear the fucking board. Finally got my win, and then the moron tries to "friend" me. Fuck you too, pal. Fuck you too.

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OH, HOW I HATE THE FIRST OF THE MONTH. All the a$$holes down in the lower rungs of the ladder, climbing on my back to get back up to where they were.

I should just spend a day conceding to clear out a couple hundred or so.

 All I see are fucking tryhard odd rogues, odd paladins, mech paladins, zoo locks and spell hunters. Fuck, they should make a separate ladder for these fuckers so that they can crawl back into the holes they came from.

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If you still think this game is not rigged at all then i can confirm you that you're part of the dumbest people of this planet 

 You got any proof to back that swagger up, or is it just another not so well-educated guess?

 

 

 

 Why don't you take your attention whoring ass elsewhere? Coming on to the salt thread and trying to piss off players who are already pissed off by the bullshit that goes on in game. This is a venting thread, we don't need your ilk here.

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If you still think this game is not rigged at all then i can confirm you that you're part of the dumbest people of this planet 

 Ok. Just back up your theory with reliable data (at least hundreds of games that show you face unfair matchups on the same day depending on the deck you're playing).

EZ

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my fault for queueing into my 8th mage of the last 9 games.  they're all running ice block. 

absolutely my fault.

anyone offering coaching of how to play aroudn this bad queue?

You could run Eater of Secrets. I run that in almost all of my OTK decks since I know I'll lose to almost every mage if I don't.

In other words, play around it in the deckbuilding process before the games & queue even begins.

 it's a very specific decklist, but it's entirely my fault for queueing into counters. 

while we're talking about it, ive queued into about 4 big rogues in a row, all who have had multiple early ragnaroses.

my fault guys. 

Well actually yes, it is your fault if you choose not to run a tech card to counter an otherwise unfavorable match-up. It is far from a mystery that wild format mages run Ice Block. If a card is going to screw you over and there is a counter for it then you SHOULD be running an appropriate answer for that card.

It's like people complaining about Jade Druid in wild but refusing to run Geist 'Cuz reasons' so that that they at least have a higher number of favorable match-ups if they draw it early, as opposed to always have bad match-ups against the deck by not running geist. It's your choice not to be as intentional about your deck building honestly.

This whole should've played around it thing when many of your posted games/plays actually could have played around some of what your opponents ended up doing is just a tired meme at this point.

 So I just faced a mage at 8-2 who had two flamestrikes, a meteor, and finished me off with double fireball when I was at 12 health.

I don't think I've ever drafted more than 3 spells in the new arena format. None of them as good as ANY of the spells he had.

what is up with these pathetic degenerates that can't rank up with big priest? I can admit that I played it before, but at least I pushed it to legend in 5 days, these retards can't get out of rank 8 with the most broken deck in the game

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what is up with these pathetic degenerates that can't rank up with big priest? I can admit that I played it before, but at least I pushed it to legend in 5 days, these retards can't get out of rank 8 with the most broken deck in the game

After going about 2-20 using Control Warrior/Warlock. I’ve just resorted to a quick climb to rank 5 floor using Odd Rogue then going back to control. Big Priest is my most hated deck to play against ever. Not even close to anything else. Once I’m at 5 floor, I’m going to run my Shaman Big Priest hate deck.

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am i the only one who hates Academic Espionage rogue?  people always play this deck and go "hurr durr everyone else plays meta decks while i just want to have fun", then proceed to play 1 mana UI or 1 mana voidlords.  I get that the deck is slow/rng/inconsitent but it's so annoying to play against this bullshit.  There is no skill involved for either player because you have no ability to play around anything, you're just throwing stuff at the board and seeing what happens.  It's not fun to easily smash their face while they play one mana garbage cards and it's not fun to get shut out by them Sprinting ridiculous unpredictable value in their hand.  

 

 

 Yea I seriously hate this card, just another one of Blizzard's many cards that tries to kill attrition control decks. Fuck this company

 Annoying as fuck. Priest got a lot of flak for playing with his opponent's cards but at least there was no card that copied TEN class cards and put them at one mana. Hideous.

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what is up with these pathetic degenerates that can't rank up with big priest? I can admit that I played it before, but at least I pushed it to legend in 5 days, these retards can't get out of rank 8 with the most broken deck in the game

After going about 2-20 using Control Warrior/Warlock. I’ve just resorted to a quick climb to rank 5 floor using Odd Rogue then going back to control. Big Priest is my most hated deck to play against ever. Not even close to anything else. Once I’m at 5 floor, I’m going to run my Shaman Big Priest hate deck.

 I can rank up pretty fast with Renolock and Raza (combo variant) Priest, but I usually play that stuff regularly in Ranked (and I have both classes golden), so I'm messing around with Reno Hunter and I queue into 6 Big Priests this morning, managed to barely kill 2 but it doesn't even feel like a victory, so fucking annoying, it's even worse when your complete retard of an opponent makes tons of misplays and you still know you are going to lose the game. Naga Warlock, Big Priest and Star Druid are decks that make want to never play this game again.

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If you still think this game is not rigged at all then i can confirm you that you're part of the dumbest people of this planet 

 You got any proof to back that swagger up, or is it just another not so well-educated guess?

 Why don't you take your attention whoring ass elsewhere? Coming on to the salt thread and trying to piss off players who are already pissed off by the bullshit that goes on in game. This is a venting thread, we don't need your ilk here.

 You said it yourself: this is a thread to vent. Howerver, it is not a thread to insult. And Maxime95 calling someone "part of the dumbest people of the planet" to whoever disagrees with him is still an insult. Much more than the sarcastic response he got from Calimahr.

What kind of subhuman trash fuck comes into this thread and quotes other people to piss them off? Do you really get off of that shit? Are you that much of a degenerated, useless nerd? Is this what you choose to do with your life? Fuck you.

I just wanna come here and relax for once.

Fucking ask your parents why they didnt pay attention. Fuck off.

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What kind of subhuman trash fuck comes into this thread and quotes other people to piss them off? Do you really get off of that shit? Are you that much of a degenerated, useless nerd? Is this what you choose to do with your life? Fuck you.

I just wanna come here and relax for once.

Fucking ask your parents why they didnt pay attention. Fuck off.

 I hate people who quote people in this thread too. Anyway, must dash, I'm away to go and ask Mum why she didn't pay attention.

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What kind of subhuman trash fuck comes into this thread and quotes other people to piss them off? Do you really get off of that shit? Are you that much of a degenerated, useless nerd? Is this what you choose to do with your life? Fuck you.

I just wanna come here and relax for once.

Fucking ask your parents why they didnt pay attention. Fuck off.

 I feel like those are the kind of people that are completely socially retarded IRL so they feel the need to get a rise out of tilted/angry people by starting an argument in a salt thread, makes them feel like complete geniuses hahahaha

Why are control players always getting bullied for no fucking reason? the decks and how they play are supposed to be what hearthstone is fundamentally all about but Blizz and the community just sais to control players, "LOL NOPE YOU GET JACK SORRY LIFE SUCKS" meanwhile aggro and combo get all the good cards and shit on control decks even though control decks are built to combat aggro they are still not good enough to beat aggro unless you are Control Warrior with nothing but anti-aggro tools but you still get fucked by combo and even other heavy control decks. And don't get me started on value decks with Benedictus and espionage, or control killers like Quest Rogue and Shudderwock decks...it's not fun knowing you either inevitably lose or comes to a stand-still after 40+ turns.

Can control decks/players ever catch a fucking break? for once can we have a control meta that doesn't require insane "fill your deck with a bunch of cards and win" gameplan?  

can you boring cunts stop playing shitty boring decks in wild

had it with this fucking community I added a hunter with a copy pasted netdecked recruit deathrattle hunter standard deck IN WILD, I added him and asked him the reason why he's playing a standard deck in wild and he replied "dont cry retard" I love this community how can people be this fucking moronic and dense