Annoy-o-TronTaunt
The inventor of the Annoy-o-Tron was immediately expelled from Tinkerschool, Tinkertown, and was eventually exiled from the Eastern Kingdoms altogether. |
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Audio AmplifierBattlecry: Set your maximum Mana and
And you thought we were putting Wildheart Guff in Core. We'd never do that! WINK WINK. |
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Audio MedicRush
His performance isn't over, watch! |
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Bloodmage ThalnosSpell Damage +1
He's in charge of the Annual Scarlet Monastery Blood Drive! |
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Bloodsail RaiderBattlecry: Gain Attack equal to the Attack
"I only plunder on days that end in 'y'." |
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Bunny StomperYour Beasts have Rush.
Has a PhD in stomputational chemistry. |
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Cactus RagerPoisonous
What doesn't kill ya makes you deader. |
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Celestial ProjectionistBattlecry: Choose a
What if we're not really here, y'know? What if we're all just, like, projections in the mind of some cosmic entity? How would we know? |
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Crazed AlchemistBattlecry: Swap the Attack and Health of a minion.
"You'll <i>love</i> my new recipe!" he says... especially if you're not happy with your current number of limbs. |
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Cult NeophyteBattlecry: Your opponent's spells cost (1) more next turn.
Make a new recruit's deficiencies your efficiencies. |
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Dire Wolf AlphaAdjacent minions have +1 Attack.
We are pretty excited about the upcoming release of Dire Wolf Beta, just repost this sign for a chance at a key. |
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Dirty RatTaunt
It's not his fault… Someone keeps stealing his soap! |
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DoomsayerAt the start of your turn, destroy ALL minions.
He's almost been right so many times. He was <i>sure</i> it was coming during the Cataclysm. |
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Dryscale DeputyBattlecry: The next
He's here to tip the scales in our favor… and moisturize them too. |
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Faerie DragonElusive
Adorable. Immune to Magic. Doesn't pee on the rug. The perfect pet! |
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FanboyChoose One - Give a friendly
His name? Stan. |
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Flame RevenantAfter you summon an
4x weak to water. |
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Flint FirearmBattlecry: Get a random
You'll never guess why they call him that. |
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Fogsail FreebooterBattlecry: If you have a weapon equipped, deal 2 damage.
Goes cheap on wardrobe so he can spend on weaponry. |
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Gold PannerAt the end of your turn, draw a card.
"I don't know why everyone's got their overalls in a jumble with Azerite minin' when there's all this GOLD for the takin'!" |
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Greedy PartnerBattlecry: If you're holding another 2-Cost card,
"Don't worry, we'll evenly split the bounty. Then I'll have two evenly sized piles of gold!" |
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Groovy CatBattlecry and Deathrattle: Your Hero Power gives your hero 1 more Attack this game.
"Like, what if we're all just cards living in this box called Hearthstone, man?" |
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HipsterBattlecry: Discover a spell
Oh, so you like Hearthstone? Name every spell. |
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Horseshoe SlingerBattlecry: Deal 2 damage to a random enemy minion.
Some people think this card is broken, but I think it's farrier than that. |
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HowdyfinWhenever your hand has
You know who to blame if your drinking water tastes a little fishy. |
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Injured Tol'virTaunt
Me-OW! |
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Instrument TechBattlecry: Draw a weapon.
A tech card without Tradeable? CRINGE. |
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Invent-o-maticWhenever you Magnetize
The inventor was really proud, until they realized inventing something that invents things makes for poor job security. |
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Kobold GeomancerSpell Damage +1
In the old days, Kobolds were the finest candle merchants in the land. Then they got pushed too far... |
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Kobold MinerBattlecry: Excavate
A mining kobold that costs 2, has very low health, and gives you resources… what is this, Warcraft Rumble? |
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Loot HoarderDeathrattle: Draw a card.
Always roll need. |
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Mad BomberBattlecry: Deal 3 damage randomly split between all other characters.
He's not really all that crazy, he is just not as careful with explosives as he should be. |
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Murloc TidehunterBattlecry: Summon a 1/1 Murloc Scout.
"Death will rise, from the tides!" |
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Nerubian EggDeathrattle: Summon a 4/4 Nerubian.
Eggs are a good source of protein and Nerubians. |
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Party AnimalBattlecry: Give +1/+1 to
He's the wildlife of the party! |
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Plated BeetleDeathrattle: Gain 3 Armor.
"Ok, your party has defeated the beetle." "I put it on my head." "What?" "I put it on my head. Like a hat." |
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Popular PixieChoose One - Refresh
Popular Pixie personally prefers particularly powerful pop performances. |
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Redgill RazorjawRush
One fish, two fish, red fish replaces blue fish. |
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Rolling StoneRush
Sadly, the mariachi band it used to play in gathers no más. |
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Saloon BrewmasterBattlecry: Return a friendly minion to your hand.
Brewmaster Bru brought Barrelbrim bursting barrels of barely brewed barley brew. Barrelbrim bought Bru's barley brew, barring the barrels broken from the brazen brunch brawl. |
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Shale SpiderBattlecry: If you played an Elemental last turn, draw a card.
The 2nd member of the VERY exclusive Is-Called-A-Spider-But-Isn't-A-Beast Club. |
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Sing-Along BuddyYour Hero Power
One of the buttons makes you sound JUST like Ragnaros. BY FIRE BE HEARD! |
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Splish-Splash WhelpBattlecry: If you're holding a Dragon, gain an empty Mana Crystal.
Little Whelpy, you're the one You make Mana lots of fun |
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Stereo TotemAt the end of your turn, give a random minion in your hand +2/+2.
Pass the ox cord! |
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Trapdoor SpiderStealth, Poisonous
I can respect that they're important for the ecosystem, as long as you keep them waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay over there. |
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WandmakerBattlecry: Add a 1-Cost spell from your class to your hand.
She creates incredibly affordable wands of all shapes and sizes. But not owls. The owl is all-natural. |
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Watcher of the SunBattlecry: Get a
"I've got my eye on y-AAA I'M BLIND!" |
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Whelp WranglerAt the end of your turn, get a 1/2 Whelp with Taunt.
"Gosh darn it! How did these winged, airborne creatures manage to escape my knee-high, fenced enclosure AGAIN!?" |
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Wild PyromancerAfter you cast a spell, deal 1 damage to ALL minions.
BOOM BABY BOOM! BAD IS GOOD! DOWN WITH GOVERNMENT! |
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Wind-Up SaplingTradeable
I am Wind-Up Sapling. |
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Youthful BrewmasterBattlecry: Return a friendly minion from the battlefield to your hand.
His youthful enthusiasm doesn’t always equal excellence in his brews. Don’t drink the Mogu Stout! |
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Abusive SergeantBattlecry: Give a minion +2 Attack this turn.
ADD ME TO YOUR DECK, MAGGOT! |
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Air GuitaristBattlecry: Give your weapon +1 Durability.
Nailing that solo was a breeze. |
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Annoying FanBattlecry: Choose a minion. It can't attack while this is alive.
No, Annoy-o-Tron, an air horn is not an instrument. |
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Armor VendorBattlecry: Give 4 Armor to each hero.
"You look like the kind of person that would buy three sets of armor. One to wear, a spare, and a spare for the spare." |
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Beaming SidekickBattlecry: Give a friendly minion +2 Health.
Sure, I'll carry the water! And the food! And the tents! And the cursed monkey paw! |
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Chaotic TendrilBattlecry: Cast a
"So are you good, evil, or neutral?" "Just chaotic." |
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Corridor SleeperStarts Dormant. After 7 minions die, awaken.
In the workshop, I go deeper. In the mulligan, I'm a keeper. This time, I'm even cheaper. You guessed it right, I'm Corridor Sleeper. |
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Crowd SurferDeathrattle: Give ANY
I'm pretty sure it's the band that's supposed to be crowd surfing, but you do you little dude. |
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Drone DeconstructorBattlecry: Get a 1/1
You have to deconstruct to reconstruct. |
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Elven ArcherBattlecry: Deal 1 damage.
Don't bother asking her out on a date. She'll shoot you down. |
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Fire FlyBattlecry: Add a 1/2 Elemental to your hand.
Archnemeses: small children with glass jars. |
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Free SpiritBattlecry and Deathrattle:
His soul was supposed to go to Ardenweald, but you can't chain a free spirit down. |
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Frequency OscillatorBattlecry: The next Mech you play costs (1) less.
Our lawyer made us change the flavor text of this card so we wouldn't get sued. |
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Giftwrapped WhelpBattlecry: If you're holding a Dragon, give it and this minion +1/+1.
Don't forget to poke fire-breathing holes in the box! |
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Glacial ShardBattlecry: Freeze an enemy.
Ice, ice, baby! |
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Jade DisplayDeathrattle: Your Jade
The Jade Lotus just releases the same product every year but with an upgraded camera. |
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Miracle SalesmanDeathrattle: Get a Tradeable Snake Oil.
"Hey! Hope you’re well. Have you ever wanted to be your own boss?" |
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Murloc TidecallerWhenever you summon a Murloc, gain +1 Attack.
This guy gets crazy strong at family reunions. |
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MurmyReborn
Unlike other mummies, they rolled him up with rice, sliced cucumbers, and soy sauce on the side. |
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Peaceful PiperChoose One - Draw a Beast; or Discover one.
"Is there anything worth more than peace and love on the planet Azeroth?" |
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Scarab KeychainBattlecry: Discover a
"How do you keep losing your keys!? They couldn't have just gotten up and walked away!" |
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Southsea DeckhandHas Charge while you have a weapon equipped.
Pirates are into this new fad called "Planking". |
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Tar SlimeTaunt
Too cute to be contained! |
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Tram MechanicDeathrattle: Get a Barrel
He looks at life through sludge-tinted glasses. |
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Treasure DistributorAfter you summon a
As the illiterate pirates always say: There is no 'I' in 'piracy'. |
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Vicious SlitherspearAfter you cast a spell,
He goes by ‘Fun-Loving Slitherspear’ on his dating profile. |
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Victorious VrykulAfter this attacks, get a 2/3 Val'kyr that costs (1).
Get three of these and you have a Trikul. |
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Voodoo DoctorBattlecry: Restore 2 Health.
Voodoo is an oft-misunderstood art. But it <i>is</i> art. |
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Worgen InfiltratorStealth
If you want to stop a worgen from infiltrating, just yell, "No! Bad boy!" |
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Ancient Totem
This is SO much cuter than Tinyfin. |
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Snowflipper Penguin
On land, a group of penguins is called a "waddle." |
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Zilliax Deluxe 3000While building your deck,
It only took us 2998 prototypes to figure out how to make the perfect card... by having YOU do it! |