Hearthpwn

Yeah yeah, I think the message got through when he raged about it. Then apparently deleted his account. So forgive me for thinking the guy who makes multiple posts per hour might be better off playing something else. Call it driving the nail in is probably what it was, but aye, you learn your lessons.

1-2 in arena.
Hit Play.
Immediate disconnect.

k.
Restart Hearthstone.
Check arena, still 1-2. Good.
Hit Play.
Win game.

Get 1-3 screen and win 1-3 prizes.

Lawl fuck everything.

What's the best deck and why does Murloc Paladin win every game?

"Weird", every opponent that gets the upper hand against me (or thinks it did), emotes like a dirt-ass.

Impressing.

i can't even play the game anymore.

casual is hardly casual.

fix. your. game. blizz.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK PRIEST GODDAMN STUPID ASS HERO POWER FUCK YOU AUSTISTIC CUNTS

Fuck this game for real. I just want to play a bit to relax after studying all day and every fucking opponent is either priest or keleseth. Wonder how long it'll take Blizzard to realize how fucking dumb this shit is

Fuck stupid fucking priest. Every fucking game is some kind of priest. Either bullshit razakus priest or big ol faggot priest with 3827382 fucking statues and 12 lich kings and having every fucking answer off the top when I have them dead to rights 8 times throughout the game. Fuck, it's not even fun. It's the same faggot shit over and over and over. I'm going on 9 games now against nothing but priest 

Just my regular salt post to help new players understand the truth of Hearthstone - background: mainly golden heros, most cards, 0ver 10000 ladder wins.

1) Never ever spend real money on Hearthstone to get cool cards or competitive decks: every season/expansion has some broken decks and cards. It's a never ending con to suck your money and ultimately unsatisfying to win by playing the "meta" decks. You will ultimately regret any money you spend on this shit gaming experience.

2) Ladder rank reflects mainly a) the deck you play and b) your willingness to play lots of games. Skills at mulligan, dropping cards on the board, making trades, or tweaking or teching you deck are barely important. 

3) Emotes are in the game to allow you to detect the giant cocks who would otherwise remain only detectable by the decks they play. If you've used the emotes to mock a bad play, rub in a winning position, etc etc, basically if you use them at all, you are probably a giant cock.

4) If you've laddered up on the back of something like Pirate Warrior, Jade Druid, Razakus Priest or whatever the current cancer is then your rank is meaningless. ...Well, it means you played a lot of games with a borderline broken deck. Seriously, a brainless bot can get legend with that shit.  If you are NOT legend grinding a top tier meta deck, you suck, and you suck big time. 

5) If you need to rope more often than once every 5 games to think through your turns, you are either trying too hard or are retarded. There is no penalty for rope abuse in the game because 30% of the Hearthstone player base is actually retarded and Blizzard likes the taste of their money. You can easily detect the retards: they are the ones paying for packs, roping, stroking the emotes like they are connected to their micro penises, and "piloting" Razakus Priest, Jade Druid, Pirate Warrior etc.

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For fuck sake. That misplay really got into my head. Lost my fourth game in a row now. If I only hadn't done that misplay....

 I'm really, really curious about what missplay you made..

What deck are you playing? Because ive encountered the same problem above rank 10. People onyl play strongest bullshit and its really hard to justify using any other deck than tier 1/2.

But yea... Fuck blizzard. This emta is retarded. As every other really. Until tournament mode this game is trash for players tired of seeing the same deck all over again. Only new players or people who actually earn money playing it can fed up with this bullshit. And even then. Every streamer whine about OP cards some classes have.

Fuck this game.

I agree but the part about paying packs. At one point playing broken decks was too lame for me so I wanted to try deckbuilding and i fell in love with it. But the fact is, if you want to be able to build decks and try out new stuff (cards you dont see other people playing) you got to have a lot of cards/dust which would be very hard if not impossible to get for a casual player. Casual player in terms that he plays max 2 hours a day.

I feel you so hard... Few days ago I come back from hard day at work (had to stay after hours) and was excited to play mroe of my nzoth paladin that performed very well before. Jade druid, priest, jade druid, priest, evolve shaman, kaleseth rogue. 5 games in a row lost due to my opponent perfect draws and my shit luck.

Until this day im too afraid to launch HS. I got so fucking pissed that all my hard work at trying to be positive vanished for whole evening. Literally I couldnt have went over those games for whole evening and even when falling asleep.

But im afraid this bullshit will never stop. Not until blizzard decides to do more testing with cards so there are no broken interactions like shadowstep kaleseth, raza anduin or just a fucking spreading bullshit or ultimate.

Haven't played much this week, but thought I would sign on after the patch release to have a few games. First game at Rank 10, Rogue with Fire Fly turn 1, Keleseth turn 2 + shadowstep + a pirate, I stabilised a bit and thought I had a slim chance, but Bonemare on turn 7, Bonemare again on turn 8. Very fun. Game two is Jade Druid. Turn 1 Jade Idol, coin Jade Blossom, Mire Keeper, Nourish (of course for ramp), Wild Growth, Ultimate Infestation. Very fun. They are 4 Mana crystals ahead, have the board, and have drawn more cards than me as a Warlock. I play Skulking Geist even though it's buried near the bottom, but it's too late. Other player emotes like crazy as if they have a mental problem. No game three as I can't be bothered with this same old tired bullshit.

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I dont usually complain but I just cant figure out how to play against the priest deck that will just keep rezzing obsidian statue over and over again. 

It was one thing in the past when I would sometimes get a match against a priest that would keep rezzing ysera, because at least there were still options there. 

But how can I go against something repeatedly that is not only a taunt, but also heals AND will kill off my minions when it dies?

In all the years of playing it is truly the only situation that leaves me feeling like there is really nothing that can be done to win unless you happen to have a handful of polymorphs and hexes...which, in of itself, seems  like a problem as well. If only a couple of cards, (class cards on top of it), out of hundreds are the answer..then I dont know. Those matches leave me strategically confused. lol

Anyways, thats my vent.

Gonna go back to having fun, minus any encounters with the undying statue from the seven hells deck. ;)

3 days in a row. WORST FUCKING LUCK EVER.

Last 2 games:

2 games in a row - kaleseth rogue, evolve shaman. No weapons (althogh im running 4) no equality (2 in deck). No nothing.

next 2 games in a row - priest and druid. Got all 4 weapons until turn 4 nad 2 equalities.

Fuck this game. Time to uninstall again.

If u dont like me emoting then dont fkin use murloc paly in casual like stupid fkin retard. This guy after defeating his murloc paly at 5 hp, added me and he was literally crying that why did i emote him, it boils my blood facing murloc paladins in casual, its murloc cruelty killing 100 of murlocs every turn. u're going to fkin hell for murloc abuse.

What the actual fuck. raza on 5, Anduin on 8. He has 18 cards left. 18!  two turns later, and I'm dead. There is literally nothing I could have done to prevent that spawn of misery shit. 

If nothing gets done soon... Wild is in SERIOUS trouble.

Me today in casual: a little dragon paladin. Them: jade druid, zoo, evolve shaman. I wanted to have some fun elsewhere than in ranked but i still forgot that people were anything but fun. Thank you all, as usual i love to play this game. In fact, i wonder why i still play. Maybe i will pass legend for the first time this month, then i will probably remove this pure crap just after

I have 25 health. The opponent has 18. I have Mal'Ganis on the board, the opponent has reno. The opponent has 4 cards in hand. 

I'm dead.

FOR THE SAKE OF ALL FUCKS IN THIS GAME! FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT, YOU MOTHER FUCKING NOOB PRIEST WHO ONLY DRAW CARDS. I FUCKING HATE YOU, YOU LITTLE WANKER! GO OUT OF YOUR FUCKING ROOM, TELL YOUR MOMMY THAT YOU GO OUT, GET A FUCKING LIFE, MAKE FRIENDS, GET A GIRLFRIEND, AND NEVER PLAY THIS FUCKING GAME AGAIN. IT BENEFITS ALL OF US. 

FUCKING WANKER.