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    posted a message on Group therapy! Need to blow off steam? Mega salty? Here is the place! V2

    The only times my opponent's Theotar hasn't hit my Denathrius all morning is when I don't have it in hand. Constantly losing otherwise unlosable games to opponents hitting 33-50% chances, making all other decisions irrelevant throughout the game. Utter horseshit.

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    posted a message on Group therapy! Need to blow off steam? Mega salty? Here is the place! V2

    Oop. unwinnable game lost because Theotar steals my Denathrius from a 9 card hand, because fucking obviously.

    Opponent then rips Dawngrasp the turn they need to do that or die to my followup.

    And then it turns out they had their own Denathrius from the start of the game but just never bothered playing it when it was literally lethal for 2 turns in a row.

    Mage used to be a fucking cake-walk of a matchup but when Hearthstone decides you lose, you fucking lose.

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    posted a message on Group therapy! Need to blow off steam? Mega salty? Here is the place! V2

    Lost win-and-in for Legend to a Mage who yolo'd Theotar on 4, stole my Guff and proceeded to cast like 7 Runes of the Archmage while I draw sweet dick all.

    Now back at rank 3 because I keep getting drawn against Demon Hunter and Warrior, who apparently lose to everything else EXCEPT Druid so they get paired against me to keep their precious "around 50%" win-rate.

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    posted a message on Theotar opinions?

    I loathe the card and wish it didn't exist. Getting my win condition nommed by Mutanus feels bad but at least it's only one shot the enemy has and my card is just removed from the game. Theotar gives them 3 shots at it, costs 3 mana less and they get the best card from my hand while giving me garbage.

    If it was a class card, I probably wouldn't care as much, but I lost my Legend win-and-in this month to a big-spell Mage stealing my Guff on turn 4 and going nuts with it. Priest/Rogue getting lucky? That's fine, that's their class identity, but the possibility of just any old deck getting lucky and instantly getting your Denathrius / C'Thun / whatever as their reward rubs me the wrong way.

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    posted a message on The Pepper Thread - Share your good vibes!

    Fuck yeah, 7th time Legend and with the deck I've had the most fun playing in forever. Feels so fuckin' good.

    Posted in: General Discussion
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    posted a message on Group therapy! Need to blow off steam? Mega salty? Here is the place! V2

    "Play 2 games of Battlegrounds"

    No thanks I'll just afk for 15 minutes, it's more fun

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    posted a message on Diamond Cards- Come chat with a Dev! [Confirmed]

    My biggest ask would be to fix the crafting screen so I can see my goldens, diamonds and regular cards at the same time without having to muck about with filters. 

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    posted a message on Group therapy! Need to blow off steam? Mega salty? Here is the place! V2

    Playing aggro against Priest.

    Turn 1 they do nothing
    Turn 2 they heal face
    Turn 3 they Palm Reading
    Turn 4 they Potion of Madness my 2/3, make it a 20/20, clone it then attack me for 40.

    Fuck Priest.

    Posted in: General Discussion
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    posted a message on Group therapy! Need to blow off steam? Mega salty? Here is the place! V2
    Quote from NemeSisWiberg >>

    Why does it feel like people are hacking in this game? Several times now ive faced this cancerous Spell damage mage which you have no chance againt, my latest game their rope ended but they kept playing cards for like 30s+ after robe was gone, fkn bullshit man.

     Because sometimes they are. It's a known thing, they edit the client to speed up the animations.
    Not everyone playing Ignite Mage uses the hack, but some do and it's pretty noticeable.

    Posted in: General Discussion
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    posted a message on Miracle Ramp Druid

    Delighted you're having fun with the deck but I'm 0-10 and I'm kinda done with it, having just lost to Quest Priest of all things. You just can't beat any aggro draw without getting lucky on 8-drop summons and the C'thun win-condition is slow as molasses.

    Posted in: Miracle Ramp Druid
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    posted a message on Group therapy! Need to blow off steam? Mega salty? Here is the place! V2

    First Wild game of new set, I play against an Ignite Mage who very clearly was using the animation skip hack/glitch/whatever. I died on turn 5, they were at 2 health, rope burned at the tip for a solid minute.

    Posted in: General Discussion
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    posted a message on Big Control Demon Hunter

    I had fun playing this during the set's honeymoon period. :)

    Posted in: Big Control Demon Hunter
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    posted a message on Gonna try for legend

    A few tips:

    Don't chase losses if you're tired. I generally find it's best to take a break after three losses in a row, both for your mental health and to give the RNG machine a chance to bully someone else.

    Assuming you have a reasonable chunk of bonus stars, aim to get to Diamond 5 around the middle of the month. The hardest part of the climb is from this point onwards so you want to have time for it, but also... it's December. There's gonna be irl stuff you want to do as well, so you NEED more time.

    You're already doing the right thing playing a proactive deck, but don't be afraid to switch it up if need be.

    Remember the new set comes out in a week or so. This works both for you (because you can get easy wins from people trying new things and building inefficient decks) and against you (because you'll have more cards to consider).

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    posted a message on Group therapy! Need to blow off steam? Mega salty? Here is the place! V2

    How the actual fuck do you have DAY 1 of your big new flashy duels hero that you're giving a ton of advertising space and NOT have his first treasure work right?! It's the first thing you test, surely?

    Built a deck entirely around drawing it at the start of game as it says.

    Start of Game: nothing happens. Weapon remains undrawn.

    Fucking indie company.

    Oh also I somehow drew the coin on turn 8 in one game and only then realised I never got it as I normally should have!?

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    posted a message on What is the best WILD deck to reach Legend this month?
    Quote from YojimboSanjuro >>

    Where's your pic from? 

     Assuming you're talking to me, it was a fan-art of sans from Undertale that my good friend drew for me.

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