If you play dudeadin, secret Mage, or Cubelock you really are a sad fuck. Doesn't matter if you win you still look like a piece of shit crawling with maggots to me and your rank is irrelevant to me also. Every season that passes I have greater loathing, contempt, and spite for people netdecking the top tier shit over and over and over again. It's fucking boring and brainless and desperate. Cubelock, secret Mage, aggro Paladin - fucking vomit and yawn.
Look boys, if you are playing Secret Mage, Cubelock or some kind of Aggro Pally, you DONT have to use the emotes to prove you are a sad little fuckwit that deserves no respect and who only has the rank they are at because their shit deck gives them free wins even when they play it like a complete fucking idiot ... we already know that's what you are because of the unoriginal, boring, seen it a thousand times, deck you have copypasted. Just keep tugging on your little micropenis and leave the emotes alone mmmmkay?
For God's sake blizz stop what you are doing currently to the game and make a quick nerf to Cubelock. Please. The deck loses absolutely nothing until next set rotation after this one coming soon. I will not stand for another year of this crap let alone a single month.
Somebody needs to have a talk with the dev team they really need to be more careful how they print these synergistic cards. Make the lackey 7 mana or dark pact 2 mana or more. Thats all you have to do.
Why? The deck loses to Murloc Pally, Aggro Pally, Secret/Burn Mage, Control Lock, & Big Priest. Plenty of counters right now for it.
Yeah why worry about AIDS? That disease can't kill you as fast as Cancer, Ebola, Severe/Burning Diarohea, Cock Rot, & Big Penis. Plenty of counter diseases to spread around right now. Really you should thank Blizzard for the many chances you have to flip a coin and find out which one of you will have the most frustrating inescapable death.
Bad comparison. AIDS is pretty much not curable, while Cube Lock has plenty of answers. Go fish.
Hah. Troll in the salt thread advising people not to be salty about certain decks because there are other annoying played-to-death decks that can beat it. Gold. Moron detected.
For God's sake blizz stop what you are doing currently to the game and make a quick nerf to Cubelock. Please. The deck loses absolutely nothing until next set rotation after this one coming soon. I will not stand for another year of this crap let alone a single month.
Somebody needs to have a talk with the dev team they really need to be more careful how they print these synergistic cards. Make the lackey 7 mana or dark pact 2 mana or more. Thats all you have to do.
Why? The deck loses to Murloc Pally, Aggro Pally, Secret/Burn Mage, Control Lock, & Big Priest. Plenty of counters right now for it.
Yeah why worry about AIDS? That disease can't kill you as fast as Cancer, Ebola, Severe/Burning Diarohea, Cock Rot, & Big Penis. Plenty of counter diseases to spread around right now. Really you should thank Blizzard for the many chances you have to flip a coin and find out which one of you will have the most frustrating inescapable death.
Of course anything Brode says about this game is like listening to sewage pour out of a broken shit pipe: the guy says whatever his corporate overlords need him to say to keep the con going so he can keep cashing his monthly pay check - long as people keep buyin' packs Brode will pull a funny face and say some absolute garbage about "monitoring" "waiting" "testing" etc. He lost ALL credibility years ago - the absolute SHIT that fuckwit has left in play for months on end is unbelievable.
Well there are a lot of sad inadequate pathetic little fucks in the world it seems: they've all switched from playing pirate warrior, Jade Druid and Razakus Priest to Murloc paladin, Secret Mage and Cubelock. You can tell when they stop tugging on their tiny little microdicks too : that's when the emotes start.
Lets play some Hearthstone with a control dragon Priest that can survive aggro and Cubelock and Jade Druid and runs 2 eater of secrets to help with mages. Reasonably balanced, no big OTK finish but can get to the end game and triumph. Rank 15 standard ladder. Golden Priest - know what I'm doing.
game 1 - dead mans hand C'thun warrior - lose to a gimmick deck almost purpose built to outlast me
game 2 - malygos druid - play Geist and get board but twig of world tree kun etc draws all pieces for an early OTK - lose
game 3 - secret Mage - don't draw 2nd eater of secrets or either duskbreaker ever - limp on till death
game 4 - exodia Mage - she gets her infinite fireball combo while eater of secrets fails to appear when needed
game 5 - burn Mage- gets tempo of early secret minions and plays primordial glyph for early pyroblast - lose
game 6 - kingsbane tempo rogue - handle early aggression and think I might stabilise - but leeroy Jenkins has other ideas
6 consecutive losses playing a versatile home brew deck with tech cards - all games felt unsatisfying and completely unwinable
SHITTY SHITTY GAME UNLESS YOU PLAY NETDECKS - even then it's crap
NEVER be a moronic fucker and actually give Blizzard money for this shit gaming experience
Lol - agree with OP: Best meta EVER if you wanna gobble Brode's knob like a Blizzard fanboy or grind the high tier netdecks that always appear such as spiteful Priest, Cubelock, tempo rogue, or burn Mage. Hearthstone has been shit for multiple seasons - mainly Brode's fault and also because of a playerbase all too happy to pay to craft some new cancer decks just begging for nerfs every expansion. Rope abuse - still a thing. No autosquelch - still a thing. Unbalanced cards and needed nerfs ruining entire seasons - still a thing. Retarded players wanting to defend all that shit - still a thing.
Blizzard has identified a subset of cards exploited mainly by pedofiles to look cool on ladder. These cards are Razakus, patches, corridor creeper, and bonemare
Nerfs will be activated soon to castrate the scum. In the meantime those sick and sad fucks can still be seen on ladder. Any emote from a player running one of those cards should be interpreted as "want a piece of candy" or "suck my lolipop" Blizzard advises not to accept friend requests from such players. Ignore them and let them party with Brode.
Voidlord and carnivorous cube are also under investigation. Probably best to shun and mock any player running the new cancer also.
Even Blizzard has had to admit that decks featuring Razakus , corridor creeper, patches, and bonemare are ridiculously broken. Official confirmation that if you ranked up using a deck featuring those cards you are a sad lame pathetic little fuck whose rank is meaningless and your cancer deck is getting nerfed to the ground soon. GL on finding the next broken copy paste netdeck you pathetic shit.
All the sad inadequate little fucks who have been stroking their little dicks to Razakus Priest are now finger fucking themselves in the ass while they play Cubelock. You pathetic, brainless little shitheads.
Wow the world is full of sad pathetic desperate tryhard unimaginative boring little Fucks. And how can you recognise them? Control warlock, Aggro paladin and the biggest bunch of kiddie fiddlers of them all... the Razakus Priest "players" Players is a good name for them and we aaaalll know what they play with. Have some fucking imagination and self respect and retire those boring fucking decks.
Wow as I face an endless stream of sewerage played by human sewerage (Razakus Priest, Control Warlock, Tempo Rogue) I can only laugh at what a TOTALLY SHIT GAME HEARTHSTONE HAS BECOME and be JOYOUS THAT IVE NOT SPENT REAL MONEY ON THIS SHIT GAMING EXPERIENCE.
I hear that Brode looks for his next set of suckoff boys and catamites from the pool of Razakus Priest and Warlock Players who use the emotes in their games. I hear that's why there's so much emoting from them - they want Bendover Brode to pick them!
0
If you play dudeadin, secret Mage, or Cubelock you really are a sad fuck. Doesn't matter if you win you still look like a piece of shit crawling with maggots to me and your rank is irrelevant to me also. Every season that passes I have greater loathing, contempt, and spite for people netdecking the top tier shit over and over and over again. It's fucking boring and brainless and desperate. Cubelock, secret Mage, aggro Paladin - fucking vomit and yawn.
0
Look boys, if you are playing Secret Mage, Cubelock or some kind of Aggro Pally, you DONT have to use the emotes to prove you are a sad little fuckwit that deserves no respect and who only has the rank they are at because their shit deck gives them free wins even when they play it like a complete fucking idiot ... we already know that's what you are because of the unoriginal, boring, seen it a thousand times, deck you have copypasted. Just keep tugging on your little micropenis and leave the emotes alone mmmmkay?
0
2
0
4
How do you spell sad, inadequate, tryhard, netdecking, wanking, rank-irrelevant, pathetic little cunt?
c u b e l o c k
s e c r e t m a g e
a n y k i n d o f a g g r o p a l a d i n
These decks make me want to vomit. They are such worm-infested shit. The only thing worse is the person behind it.
0
Well there are a lot of sad inadequate pathetic little fucks in the world it seems: they've all switched from playing pirate warrior, Jade Druid and Razakus Priest to Murloc paladin, Secret Mage and Cubelock. You can tell when they stop tugging on their tiny little microdicks too : that's when the emotes start.
0
Lets play some Hearthstone with a control dragon Priest that can survive aggro and Cubelock and Jade Druid and runs 2 eater of secrets to help with mages. Reasonably balanced, no big OTK finish but can get to the end game and triumph. Rank 15 standard ladder. Golden Priest - know what I'm doing.
game 1 - dead mans hand C'thun warrior - lose to a gimmick deck almost purpose built to outlast me
game 2 - malygos druid - play Geist and get board but twig of world tree kun etc draws all pieces for an early OTK - lose
game 3 - secret Mage - don't draw 2nd eater of secrets or either duskbreaker ever - limp on till death
game 4 - exodia Mage - she gets her infinite fireball combo while eater of secrets fails to appear when needed
game 5 - burn Mage- gets tempo of early secret minions and plays primordial glyph for early pyroblast - lose
game 6 - kingsbane tempo rogue - handle early aggression and think I might stabilise - but leeroy Jenkins has other ideas
6 consecutive losses playing a versatile home brew deck with tech cards - all games felt unsatisfying and completely unwinable
SHITTY SHITTY GAME UNLESS YOU PLAY NETDECKS - even then it's crap
NEVER be a moronic fucker and actually give Blizzard money for this shit gaming experience
0
Lol - agree with OP: Best meta EVER if you wanna gobble Brode's knob like a Blizzard fanboy or grind the high tier netdecks that always appear such as spiteful Priest, Cubelock, tempo rogue, or burn Mage. Hearthstone has been shit for multiple seasons - mainly Brode's fault and also because of a playerbase all too happy to pay to craft some new cancer decks just begging for nerfs every expansion. Rope abuse - still a thing. No autosquelch - still a thing. Unbalanced cards and needed nerfs ruining entire seasons - still a thing. Retarded players wanting to defend all that shit - still a thing.
3
Do we not have autosquelch solely because Brode is the dumbest fuck on the planet or is there some other reason?
0
Blizzard has identified a subset of cards exploited mainly by pedofiles to look cool on ladder. These cards are Razakus, patches, corridor creeper, and bonemare
Nerfs will be activated soon to castrate the scum. In the meantime those sick and sad fucks can still be seen on ladder. Any emote from a player running one of those cards should be interpreted as "want a piece of candy" or "suck my lolipop" Blizzard advises not to accept friend requests from such players. Ignore them and let them party with Brode.
Voidlord and carnivorous cube are also under investigation. Probably best to shun and mock any player running the new cancer also.
1
Even Blizzard has had to admit that decks featuring Razakus , corridor creeper, patches, and bonemare are ridiculously broken. Official confirmation that if you ranked up using a deck featuring those cards you are a sad lame pathetic little fuck whose rank is meaningless and your cancer deck is getting nerfed to the ground soon. GL on finding the next broken copy paste netdeck you pathetic shit.
4
All the sad inadequate little fucks who have been stroking their little dicks to Razakus Priest are now finger fucking themselves in the ass while they play Cubelock. You pathetic, brainless little shitheads.
1
Wow the world is full of sad pathetic desperate tryhard unimaginative boring little Fucks. And how can you recognise them? Control warlock, Aggro paladin and the biggest bunch of kiddie fiddlers of them all... the Razakus Priest "players" Players is a good name for them and we aaaalll know what they play with. Have some fucking imagination and self respect and retire those boring fucking decks.
0
Wow as I face an endless stream of sewerage played by human sewerage (Razakus Priest, Control Warlock, Tempo Rogue) I can only laugh at what a TOTALLY SHIT GAME HEARTHSTONE HAS BECOME and be JOYOUS THAT IVE NOT SPENT REAL MONEY ON THIS SHIT GAMING EXPERIENCE.
I hear that Brode looks for his next set of suckoff boys and catamites from the pool of Razakus Priest and Warlock Players who use the emotes in their games. I hear that's why there's so much emoting from them - they want Bendover Brode to pick them!