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HOLY FUCK! 2 Card hunter plays Bone Drake, topdecks Play Dead, plays Sindragosa, trades his Bone Drake and I'm like "please no Deathwing" and of course he plays DW to get 2 more legendaries from Cindy, one of which is FACE COLLECTOR which gets him ANOTHER DEATHWING. Literally created 10 cards out of one. Fortunately I somehow won with 1 hp before finishing this post.  https://hsreplay.net/replay/tU8B33afR9HyiRsgwZHLFS

Not liking this new arena too much. Drafted the shittest rogue deck ever, had to play my nuts off to get to 4-3. I mean I was literally sweating by the end of it. Drafted a second one, actually worse than the first. I already miss normal arena and free gold :(

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just rank 19 things

this is why im dumpster rank.

 You have a great counter-play in hand though?

Why are you all netdecking? Just wonder why... You all think this is funny? 

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just rank 19 things

this is why im dumpster rank.

 You have a great counter-play in hand though?

 Yeah honestly I rage quit at that point.  The guy had perfect curve and handbuffed for 7 turns in a row.  

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Quote from Kaladin >>

just rank 19 things

this is why im dumpster rank.

 You have a great counter-play in hand though?

 Yeah honestly I rage quit at that point.  The guy had perfect curve and handbuffed for 7 turns in a row.  

 I do agree that handbuff pally on curve makes you want to stab yourself in the face with a shower curtain.

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just rank 19 things

this is why im dumpster rank.

 You have a great counter-play in hand though?

 Yeah honestly I rage quit at that point.  The guy had perfect curve and handbuffed for 7 turns in a row.  

 I do agree that handbuff pally on curve makes you want to stab yourself in the face with a shower curtain.

 Surely you can find a better thing to stab yourself in the face with than a shower curtain, unless you're using a much more heavy-duty one than I am.

I've been lucky enough with packs to be able to craft most meta decks with minimal dust.  I was able to play even paladin, spiteful decks, burn mage, big spell mage, odd paladin (though I don't play it really), odd rogue, miracle rogue, taunt druid.

Now the top tier decks?  Shudderwock shaman (missing like 5k dust of cards), recruit hunter (4k dust).  A deck that counters both of those really well is even shaman (missing 4k dust there).

I'm scared to use my dust to craft any of those decks because in 2 days another stupid cancer deck will come out and ruin my life then I'll be out 4k dust and using a useless deck. Ughhhh.

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I've been lucky enough with packs to be able to craft most meta decks with minimal dust.  I was able to play even paladin, spiteful decks, burn mage, big spell mage, odd paladin (though I don't play it really), odd rogue, miracle rogue, taunt druid.

Now the top tier decks?  Shudderwock shaman (missing like 5k dust of cards), recruit hunter (4k dust).  A deck that counters both of those really well is even shaman (missing 4k dust there).

I'm scared to use my dust to craft any of those decks because in 2 days another stupid cancer deck will come out and ruin my life then I'll be out 4k dust and using a useless deck. Ughhhh.

 even shaman should be really cheap. Don't run the corpsetaker Al Akir package. It's BAD. I have no idea why people include that package. Lifesteal is completely redundant in that deck too because the games you lose with even shaman are not from being burned down. (or at least in my version). The only card i crafted for mine was Hagatha, which is a good craft and a fantastic card that can be included in any shaman deck. Just run a ton of early game and then run fire elementals/Kalimos. 

Unfortunately I only really have the cards for the corpsetaker version.  I don't have Hagatha, Kalimos.  I guess that's all really, but it's still 3k dust.  I guess it's a versatile deck that should be viable for a long time, so I shouldn't regret crafting those guys... But still.  I've had crafter's regret in the past haha.

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I've been lucky enough with packs to be able to craft most meta decks with minimal dust.  I was able to play even paladin, spiteful decks, burn mage, big spell mage, odd paladin (though I don't play it really), odd rogue, miracle rogue, taunt druid.

Now the top tier decks?  Shudderwock shaman (missing like 5k dust of cards), recruit hunter (4k dust).  A deck that counters both of those really well is even shaman (missing 4k dust there).

I'm scared to use my dust to craft any of those decks because in 2 days another stupid cancer deck will come out and ruin my life then I'll be out 4k dust and using a useless deck. Ughhhh.

 I know this feeling.  I'm missing like 10k dust for a Spell Hunter deck I found today.

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I've been lucky enough with packs to be able to craft most meta decks with minimal dust.  I was able to play even paladin, spiteful decks, burn mage, big spell mage, odd paladin (though I don't play it really), odd rogue, miracle rogue, taunt druid.

Now the top tier decks?  Shudderwock shaman (missing like 5k dust of cards), recruit hunter (4k dust).  A deck that counters both of those really well is even shaman (missing 4k dust there).

I'm scared to use my dust to craft any of those decks because in 2 days another stupid cancer deck will come out and ruin my life then I'll be out 4k dust and using a useless deck. Ughhhh.

 So you were using all cancerous netdecks and now you're complaining. 

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I've been lucky enough with packs to be able to craft most meta decks with minimal dust.  I was able to play even paladin, spiteful decks, burn mage, big spell mage, odd paladin (though I don't play it really), odd rogue, miracle rogue, taunt druid.

Now the top tier decks?  Shudderwock shaman (missing like 5k dust of cards), recruit hunter (4k dust).  A deck that counters both of those really well is even shaman (missing 4k dust there).

I'm scared to use my dust to craft any of those decks because in 2 days another stupid cancer deck will come out and ruin my life then I'll be out 4k dust and using a useless deck. Ughhhh.

 So you were using all cancerous netdecks and now you're complaining. 

 Calm down bro-seph.  I said I've been lucky with packs "to be able to" make those decks (though I didn't use a lot of them, I just singled out odd paladin because it's extremely boring and one dimensional haha).

I still almost always stick to tempo rogue and miracle rogue, neither of which are particularly cancerous (in my opinion). And big spell mage I guess, but that's a veeerrrry greedy deck that can be punished by a lot of decks haha.  I never said I did use the decks I listed.  I just said I was able to use them if I wanted.

Edit: Also. I just wanted a place to have a slight rant about the evolving meta haha.  I figured that making a new thread was too whiny. So I came here. Sorry if that oppressed you guys in some way =P.

Ok, why the FUCK is a top 1000 legendary player getting matched against a rank 3 on a 2-7 losing streak?  I get it blizzard, you're pissed I got to rank 2 with a deck that isn't "tier 1", but give me a fucking break.

rank 1, three stars, I'M FINALLY GONNA MAKE IT!

game: LOL no.

and so it begins FOR THE FREAKING THIRD MONTH IN A ROW A GIGANTIC LOSING STREAK FEATURING RANDOM DCS, INSANE TOPDECKS AND THE WORST HANDS IN HISTORY COMBOED WITH A SERIES OF THE WORST POSSIBLE MATCHUPS FOR THE DECKS I'M PLAYING NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I SWITCH THEM.

and now i'm rank 4 with no stars. i hate this game, this is bullshit.

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rank 1, three stars, I'M FINALLY GONNA MAKE IT!

game: LOL no.

and so it begins FOR THE FREAKING THIRD MONTH IN A ROW A GIGANTIC LOSING STREAK FEATURING RANDOM DCS, INSANE TOPDECKS AND THE WORST HANDS IN HISTORY COMBOED WITH A SERIES OF THE WORST POSSIBLE MATCHUPS FOR THE DECKS I'M PLAYING NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I SWITCH THEM.

and now i'm rank 4 with no stars. i hate this game, this is bullshit.

 I feel you, this happened to me for months.  I wish the legend players would tell us which demon cock to suck to get let in to the stupid legend club but they won't.  It doesn't matter how many games you play because once you hit 2 or 1 you will hit a massive wall of losses and start over.  It's so soul-crushing.

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I'm OK with Shudderwock Shaman. I mean, I don't like it, but I can stand them. My problem is with some stupid Shudderwock shaman players who rope in the turn they play Shudderwock just to delay the amimations. That behavior should be punished.

 With death?

Reno Jackson -> Unstable Evolution = Corridor Creeper

hows your day going?

 I only post here because I hate the stupidity of trying to beat rng, and I am usually on the wrong end of another shafting to a netdeck, and then you read something like this and the world re-aligns and you just have to laugh.

Good work!