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How come Mind Control Tech always fucks me over, but my opponent always gets the one minion that'd fuck me over?

6 games in casual this morning. 4 Cubelock. I'm so, so fucking sick of this shit.

Really what the fuck, posts are allowed where people hope other people get cancer and nothing gets done about it. Seriously what the fuck, who runs this fucking retarded thread.

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Really what the fuck, posts are allowed where people hope other people get cancer and nothing gets done about it. Seriously what the fuck, who runs this fucking ******** thread.

 

 

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if you loose to me add me and flame no problem it is only great proof how idiotic you are , but yesterday i lost to big mage he added me and start flaming so what the fuck is your problem u ****** ? are u fucking serious that u really need to flame someone you have beaten ? idiot. i know u have small dick and big mind complex but please . if you play jaina fatigue mage most skill-less deck ever which is based on just fucking up every play of your opponent dont add them and dont flame like idiots when u win. nobody cares about your pitiful life nobody cares about you. if you win just move along and shut up. if you loose do whatever you want. im not sad because of loose winrate is merciless but FUCK YOU - you win and did this. ******** moron. i wish u die from Ebola and i really wanna watch how painful it will be when u will drop bloody tears from your eyes and ears.

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Just went against a Aggro murloc mage - seriously, what the actual fuck. 

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if you loose to me add me and flame no problem it is only great proof how idiotic you are , but yesterday i lost to big mage he added me and start flaming so what the fuck is your problem u ****** ? are u fucking serious that u really need to flame someone you have beaten ? idiot. i know u have small dick and big mind complex but please . if you play jaina fatigue mage most skill-less deck ever which is based on just fucking up every play of your opponent dont add them and dont flame like idiots when u win. nobody cares about your pitiful life nobody cares about you. if you win just move along and shut up. if you loose do whatever you want. im not sad because of loose winrate is merciless but FUCK YOU - you win and did this. ******** moron. i wish u die from Ebola and i really wanna watch how painful it will be when u will drop bloody tears from your eyes and ears.

I shouldn't lose because I didn't draw call to arms or spiteful or whatever.  That is not fun.  Of course I'd rather just not play those cards, but you can't not play them and succeed explicitly because they spike your winrate so hard when you get them.  

Couldn't agree more. For this reason I think Death Knights should go. While I like the idea of hero cards in general, the way the idea was implemented is obnoxious. Some dk heroes are way more powerful than others. Compare Jaina and Thrall for example: potentially unlimited value + board presence + heal VS a chance to get something good in case you established board presence. It's normal to keep Bloodreaver Gul'dan, a 10 mana card, in your opening hand even against aggro. How batshit crazy is that? 

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I have played 50 games of hearthstone today. I have literally gained 1 star. Fuck my life. How do you even make up ranks when the game is so rock paper scissors and down to who draws better. I've already put in so much effort to try get Legend and I'm still stuck in R5 ffs.

ranked.Rogue plays quest on turn 1,on turn 2 he plays Hallucination and discovers Twig of the World Tree

This was by far the most bs game i played in the last 3 seasons.

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if you loose to me add me and flame no problem it is only great proof how idiotic you are , but yesterday i lost to big mage he added me and start flaming so what the fuck is your problem u ****** ? are u fucking serious that u really need to flame someone you have beaten ? idiot. i know u have small dick and big mind complex but please . if you play jaina fatigue mage most skill-less deck ever which is based on just fucking up every play of your opponent dont add them and dont flame like idiots when u win. nobody cares about your pitiful life nobody cares about you. if you win just move along and shut up. if you loose do whatever you want. im not sad because of loose winrate is merciless but FUCK YOU - you win and did this. ******** moron. i wish u die from Ebola and i really wanna watch how painful it will be when u will drop bloody tears from your eyes and ears.

First game: Even Paladin.
Second game: Even Paladin.
Third game: Shudderwock deck.
Forth game: Quest rogue.

Wellcome to hs new players

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First game: Even Paladin.
Second game: Even Paladin.
Third game: Shudderwock deck.
Forth game: Quest rogue.

Wellcome to hs new players

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First game: Even Paladin.
Second game: Even Paladin.
Third game: Shudderwock deck.
Forth game: Quest rogue.

Wellcome to hs new players

 Don't even think about switching to even paladin though thinking you'll have it on easy mode.  If you are late to the bandwagon you will face nothing but taunt druid and control mages and you will question your will to live.  Trust me, I speak from experience.  And if you think you can just switch back to a slower deck that beats those decks that just steamrolled, guess again, because you'll never see them again - only the decks that counter you.

 

Sitting at Rank 12, playing Paladin and hating myself.  Trying to grind up to 10 so I can actually play a deck I enjoy on the ladder.  6 months of Paladin/Warlock dominance is almost enough to make uninstall the best decision...

Worst part is, if social was actually social I'd happily STFU and play there, but I run face first into even paladins there too.  In between people who are clearly just playing 30 shaman cards or 30 battlecry cards.  Oh and of course, the people who concede when they see your class.  We seriously need another format for online play.  Tournaments...  Draft (Like cube draft not like arena)...  Something??

It would be so easy for Blizzard to implement some other play formats.  Please, do something Blizz.  Anything.

Just casually ranking up, knowing I'm going to get dizzy from how often I roll my eyes at seeing a paladin or warlock. Its alright, I got a beer, its the weekend, and I'm in a good mood. Rank 14, cubelock (of course). ... They BM at the end of a somewhat close game (I'm playing rage warrior atm, love tempo warrior and it feels nice to punish both the meta warpers) by slow rolling the rope before unleashing exact lethal from hand with a doomguard. I tried to friend them, they ignored me. It wasn't even cause I was mad, I was honestly just shocked that someone would take a deck so broken that it was mentioned in the nerfing response and then feel justified in BMing with it? Like, I get a little showboating at the end when you finally pull off your Uther OTK. You kind of earned it. But Cubelock? At rank 14?! 

Side note, if they pull another shitty nerf like the last couple I'm out. There's like three layers deep of cards that dodged the nerf bullet cause of marketing or money, and its really, REALLY starting to show.

Just trying to play some off brand decks at rank 15 and now all I see are Warlocks.

Every. Fucking. Game.

Cubelock is within 1 or 2 health of death.

They use Dark Pact + (choose your asshole card) and come back. Or Spellstone for 7 health. 

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 Cubelock isn't the best deck in the game, it's pretty fucking good but definitely comes after odd and even paladins as well as spiteful druid.  It takes a fair amount of skill to be good at cubelock so it's a natural deterrent to those with dull minds.

 

BREAKING: In a stunning turn of events, Blizzard has decided not to 'nerf' the top ranked Hearthstone deck as expected, and will instead be lowering the IQs of the people who play it.

"They were just too smart", remarks Ben Broderick, lead developer. "It was creating an imbalanced environment for everyone".

At press time, Warlock players were being surgically lobotomized piece by piece -- a lengthy process due to the massive size of their brains -- until they demonstrated an inability to count to 6 without succumbing to death, which Broderick assures us is an essential skill when piloting the deck. 

Fuck I HATE that there is no autosquelch in this game. It's that CUNT Ben Brode's fault for not getting it implemented during his time in charge. Glad that dumb fuck has gone.