Vinecleaver - George and Karl! Thank the Light we found you!
So now we know... the secret ingredient in the drugs funnel cake of azeroth is devilsaur eggs...
Would also love to know who writes these/what the process is. Do team five have a special forum in which to suggest flavor text, and then they sit around and read them all/pick the best? Please be real!!!
Suggestions from others:
Elise the Trailblazer - Reno taught her that blazing her own trail is a lot more fun than following someone else's map.
This might be a stretch but I think another reference to this card is that "Kalimos" sounds like "Kalima" which is famous in the Indiana Jones movie where the mayans ripped out people's hearts while chanting "Kalima, Kalima Kalima!" just a thought.
Yeah I was not getting the Kalimos, Primal Lord reference. Because I'm a giant dork I immediately thought of Moana, and the end scene with the heart... won't spoil LOL. I know that's not the reference at all, but just what I thought of. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯