Molten GiantCosts (1) less for each damage your hero has taken. He gets terrible heartburn. BECAUSE HE IS FULL OF LAVA. |
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Molten GiantCosts (1) less for each damage your hero has taken.
He gets terrible heartburn. BECAUSE HE IS FULL OF LAVA. |
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Mountain GiantCosts (1) less for each other card in your hand.
His mother said that he was just big boned. |
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Mind ControlTake control of an enemy minion. Nominated as "Spell Most Likely to Make Your Opponent Punch the Wall." |
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PyroblastDeal 10 damage.
Take the time for an evil laugh after you draw this card. |
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PyroblastDeal 10 damage. Take the time for an evil laugh after you draw this card. |
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DeathwingBattlecry: Destroy all other minions and discard your hand.
Once a noble dragon known as Neltharion, Deathwing lost his mind and shattered Azeroth before finally being defeated. Daddy issues? |
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Sea GiantCosts (1) less for each other minion on the battlefield.
See? Giant. |
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Demigod's FavorGive your other minions +2/+2. |
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Shan'do's LessonSummon two 2/2 Treants with Taunt. |
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AlexstraszaBattlecry: Set a hero's remaining Health to 15.
Alexstrasza the Life-Binder brings life and hope to everyone. Except Deathwing. And Malygos. And Nekros. |
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CenariusChoose One - Give your other minions +2/+2; or Summon two 2/2 Treants with Taunt.
Yes, he's a demigod. No, he doesn't need to wear a shirt. |
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King KrushCharge
The best defense against King Krush is to have someone you don’t like standing in front of you. |
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Lord JaraxxusBattlecry: Destroy your hero and replace it with Lord Jaraxxus.
"TRIFLING GNOME! YOUR ARROGANCE WILL BE YOUR UNDOING!!!!" |
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MalygosSpell Damage +5
Malygos hates it when mortals use magic. He gets so mad! |
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NozdormuPlayers only have 15 seconds to take their turns.
Time to write some flavor text. |
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OnyxiaBattlecry: Summon 1/1 Whelps until your side of the battlefield is full.
Onyxia long manipulated the Stormwind Court by disguising herself as Lady Katrana Prestor. You would have thought that the giant wings and scales would have been a giveaway. |
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YseraAt the end of your turn, add a Dream Card to your hand.
Ysera rules the Emerald Dream. Which is some kind of green-mirror-version of the real world, or something? |
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Lay on HandsRestore 8 Health. Draw 3 cards.
A grammatically awkward life saver. |
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Twisting NetherDestroy all minions.
The Twisting Nether is a formless place of magic and illusion and destroyed minions. |
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Al'Akir the WindlordCharge, Divine Shield, Taunt, Windfury
He is the weakest of the four Elemental Lords. And the other three don't let him forget it. |
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Grommash HellscreamCharge
Grommash drank the tainted blood of Mannoroth, dooming the orcs to green skin and red eyes! Maybe not his best decision. |
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GruulAt the end of each turn, gain +1/+1 .
He's Gruul "the Dragonkiller". He just wanted to cuddle them… he never meant to… |
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Ironbark ProtectorTaunt I <i>dare</i> you to attack Darnassus. |
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Ragnaros the FirelordCan't attack. At the end of your turn, deal 8 damage to a random enemy.
Ragnaros was summoned by the Dark Iron dwarves, who were eventually enslaved by the Firelord. Summoning Ragnaros often doesn’t work out the way you want it to. |
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Tirion FordringDivine Shield, Taunt Deathrattle: Equip a 5/3 Ashbringer.
If you haven't heard the Tirion Fordring theme song, it's because it doesn't exist. |
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Gladiator's LongbowYour hero is Immune while attacking.
The longbow allows shots to be fired from farther away and is useful for firing on particularly odorous targets. |
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GorehowlAttacking a minion costs 1 Attack instead of 1 Durability.
Grommash Hellscream's famous axe. Somehow this ended up in Prince Malchezaar's possession. Quite the mystery! |
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Ancient SecretsRestore 5 Health. |
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Ancient TeachingsDraw 2 cards. |
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FlamestrikeDeal 4 damage to all enemy minions. When the ground is on fire, you should <i>not</i> stop, drop, and roll. |
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Rooted+5 Health and Taunt. |
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SprintDraw 4 cards. Rogues are not good joggers. |
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Uproot+5 Attack. |
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Ancient of LoreChoose One - Draw 2 cards; or Restore 5 Health.
Go ahead, carve your initials in him. |
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Ancient of WarChoose One -
Young Night Elves love to play "Who can get the Ancient of War to Uproot?" You lose if you get crushed to death. |
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Archmage AntonidasWhenever you cast a spell, add a 'Fireball' spell to your hand.
Antonidas was the Grand Magus of the Kirin Tor, and Jaina's mentor. This was a big step up from being Grand Magus of Jelly Donuts. |
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Baron GeddonAt the end of your turn, deal 2 damage to ALL other characters.
Baron Geddon was Ragnaros's foremost lieutenant, until he got FIRED. |
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Core HoundYou don’t tame a Core Hound. You just train it to eat someone else before it eats you. |
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Guardian of KingsBattlecry: Restore 6 Health to your hero. Holy beings from the beyond are so cliché! |
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Prophet VelenDouble the damage and healing of your spells and Hero Power.
He's been exiled from his home, and all his brothers turned evil, but otherwise he doesn't have a lot to complain about. |
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Ravenholdt AssassinStealth
Just mail him a package with a name and 10,000 gold. He'll take care of the rest. |
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Stormwind ChampionYour other minions have +1/+1. When Deathwing assaulted the capital, this soldier was the only member of his squad to survive. Now he's all bitter and stuff. |
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War GolemGolems are not afraid, but for some reason they still run when you cast Fear on them. Instinct, maybe? A desire to blend in? |
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Avenging WrathDeal 8 damage randomly split among all enemy characters.
Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! |
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BlizzardDeal 2 damage to all enemy minions and Freeze them.
This spell can be very Entertaining. |
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Force of NatureSummon three 2/2 Treants with
"I think I'll just nap under these trees. Wait... AAAAAHHH!" - Blinkfizz, the Unfortunate Gnome |
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Holy FireDeal 5 damage. Restore 5 Health to your hero.
Often followed by Holy Smokes! |
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Siphon SoulDestroy a minion. Restore 3 Health to your hero.
You probably should avoid siphoning your own soul. You might create some kind of weird infinite loop. |
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StarfireDeal 5 damage. Balance is important to druids. This card is perfectly balanced. |
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VanishReturn all minions to their owner's hand. |
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ArchmageSpell Damage +1 You earn the title of Archmage when you can destroy anyone who calls you on it. |
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Argent CommanderCharge
The Argent Dawn stands vigilant against the Scourge, as well as people who cut in line at coffee shops. |
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Boulderfist Ogre"ME HAVE GOOD STATS FOR THE COST" |
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Cabal Shadow PriestBattlecry: Take control of an enemy minion that has 2 or less Attack.
You never know who may be secretly working for the Cabal.... |
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Cairne BloodhoofDeathrattle: Summon a 4/5 Baine Bloodhoof.
Cairne was killed by Garrosh, so... don't put this guy in a Warrior deck. It's pretty insensitive. |
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Dread InfernalBattlecry: Deal 1 damage to ALL other characters.
"INFERNOOOOOOOOOO!" - Jaraxxus, Eredar Lord of the Burning Legion |
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Fire ElementalBattlecry: Deal 3 damage. He can never take a bath. Ewww. |
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Frost ElementalBattlecry: Freeze a character.
When a Water elemental and an Ice elemental love each other VERY much... |
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Gelbin MekkatorqueBattlecry: Summon an AWESOME invention.
He's the leader of the gnomes, and an incredible inventor. He's getting better, too; He turns things into chickens WAY less than he used to. |
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HoggerAt the end of your turn, summon a 2/2 Gnoll with Taunt.
Hogger is super powerful. If you kill him, it's because he <i>let</i> you. |
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Illidan StormrageWhenever you play a card, summon a 2/1 Flame of Azzinoth.
Illidan's brother, Malfurion, imprisoned him beneath Hyjal for 10,000 years. Stormrages are not good at letting go of grudges. |
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KidnapperCombo: Return a minion to its owner's hand.
He just wants people to see his vacation photos. |
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Lord of the ArenaTaunt He used to be a 2100+ rated arena player, but that was years ago and nobody can get him to shut up about it. |
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Priestess of EluneBattlecry: Restore 4 Health to your hero.
If she threatens to "moon" you, it's not what you think. |
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Reckless RocketeerCharge One Insane Rocketeer. One Rocket full of Explosives. Infinite Fun. |
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Savannah HighmaneDeathrattle: Summon two 2/2 Hyenas.
In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion gets slowly consumed by hyenas. |
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SunwalkerTaunt
She doesn’t ACTUALLY walk on the Sun. It's just a name. Don’t worry! |
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Sylvanas WindrunnerDeathrattle: Take
Sylvanas was turned into the Banshee Queen by Arthas, but he probably should have just killed her because it just pissed her off. |
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Temple EnforcerBattlecry: Give a friendly minion +3 Health.
He also moonlights Thursday nights as a bouncer at the Pig and Whistle Tavern. |
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The BeastDeathrattle: Summon a
He lives in Blackrock Mountain. He eats Gnomes. That's pretty much it. |
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The Black KnightBattlecry: Destroy an enemy minion with Taunt.
He was sent by the Lich King to disrupt the Argent Tournament. We can pretty much mark that a failure. |
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Windfury HarpyWindfury
Harpies are not pleasant sounding. That's the nicest I can put it. |
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Arcanite ReaperNo… actually you should fear the Reaper. |
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Assassin's BladeGuaranteed to have been owned by a real assassin. Certificate of authenticity included. |
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DoomhammerWindfury, Overload: (2)
Orgrim Doomhammer gave this legendary weapon to Thrall. His name is a total coincidence. |
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AssassinateDestroy an enemy minion. If you don't want to be assassinated, move to the Barrens and change your name. Good luck! |
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Bane of DoomDeal 2 damage to a character. If that kills it, summon a random Demon.
My advice to you is to avoid Doom, if possible. |
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Blessed ChampionDouble a minion's Attack.
This card causes double the trouble AND double the fun. |
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BloodlustGive your minions +3 Attack this turn. blaarghghLLGHRHARAAHAHHH!! |
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BrawlDestroy all minions except one. (chosen randomly)
Do you know the first rule of Brawl Club? |
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EnrichDraw 3 cards. |
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Explosive ShotDeal 5 damage to a minion and 2 damage to adjacent ones.
Pull the pin, count to 5, then shoot. Then duck. |
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Holy NovaDeal 2 damage to all enemies. Restore 2 Health to all friendly characters. If the Holy Light forsakes you, good luck casting this spell. Also, you're probably a jerk. |
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Holy WrathDraw a card and deal damage equal to its Cost.
C'mon Molten Giant!! |
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NourishChoose One - Gain 2 Mana Crystals; or Draw 3 cards.
Druids take nourishment from many things: the power of nature, the songbird's chirp, a chocolate cake. |
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Rampant GrowthGain 2 Mana Crystals. |
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StarfallChoose One -
Is the sky falling? Yes. Yes it is. |
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StarlordDeal 5 damage to a minion. |
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Stellar DriftDeal 2 damage to all enemy minions. |
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AbominationTaunt. Deathrattle: Deal 2
Abominations enjoy Fresh Meat and long walks on the beach. |
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Azure DrakeSpell Damage +1
They initially planned to be the Beryl or Cerulean drakes, but those felt a tad too pretentious. |
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Booty Bay BodyguardTaunt You can hire him... until someone offers him enough gold to turn on you. |
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Captain GreenskinBattlecry: Give your weapon +1/+1.
He was <i>this close</i> to piloting a massive juggernaut into Stormwind Harbor. If it weren't for those pesky kids! |
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Darkscale HealerBattlecry: Restore 2 Health to all friendly characters. Healing is just something she does in her free time. It's more of a hobby really. |
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DoomguardCharge. Battlecry: Discard two random cards. Summoning a doomguard is risky. <i>Someone</i> is going to die. |
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DoomguardCharge. Battlecry: Discard two random cards.
Summoning a doomguard is risky. <i>Someone</i> is going to die. |
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Druid of the ClawChoose One - Charge; or +2 Health and Taunt.
Cat or Bear? Cat or Bear?! I just cannot CHOOSE! |