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Me a control priest going up against an agro Pally.

I am at 12 HP and the pally is close to full HP.  He equality consecrates and equips a truesilver and hits my face so I am down to 6 HP and the pally has 2 cards left in hand and starts BMing Sorry/Well Played.  I have Harrison, entomb,  and velens in my hand and draw Pyromancer.  I assess the situation and the fact that he is BMing makes it seem obvious to me that he thinks has lethal no matter what, which to me meant he had a second truesilver or a charger like golem/leroy.  There was nothing I could do against the chargers with my current hand so I decided to play around a second truesilver and didnt use the harrison on the one he currently had equipped with 1 charge.

I play my Pyro and heal my face up to 8.  He continues to BM and hits me in the face with the truesilver (So I am down to 4), drops a leper gnome and a top decked abusive.  He then BMs for another 30 seconds or so and equips his second truesilver ... Huge smile comes across my.

I velen's the Pyro to clear his board and I am down to 2 HP.  I then drop the harrison, which draws me Justicar, and I heal myself back up to 4.  I don't BM because I am still vulnerable to charges.  His turn comes and he drops Muster and hits my face.  I BM the crap out of him as I heal Justicar heal and he concedes.

Beating pallies feels good man. 

Managed to pull off FoN+FoN+SR+SR+Hero Power.

41 damage, sorry Mr Warrior. 

Ok, it is really, really funny when a Secret Paladin doesn't have their perfect curve and the hotshot pilot behind the deck is revealed.  

I actually feel pretty bad, and I'm sure that the opponent will make a new profile on Hearthpwn just to whine in the salt group.

I was playing Secret Paladin, he played a strange kind of reno priest or something wierd. He had 7HP, and I had a Shielded Minibot with avenge. So it was a 5/4 with divine shield. He also had 3 minions on the board. When my turn starts I had a Keeper of Uldaman on hand, and top decket a Knife Juggler. I play my Knife juggler, and then buff it up with my keeper of uldaman, the knife hits face. I then use my hero power, and again the knife hits face, aaaand he's dead. At least I didn't BM.  

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 At least I didn't BM.  

haha true that.

The best about Raptor rogue is how so few people actually play around their lethals.

I was in a race against a face hunter, and I have a shredder and a SI:7 on board. He is down to 10 and has Eaglehorn Bow. plays owl against my shredder, unleash the hound and abusive a doggy. He kills SI:7, if he killed the shredder too I would be really screwed, because I would not be able to rebuild board in time for the final push, but guy just ignores my shredder and goes facethinking he is safe at that point, as I already sued an eviscerate.

I proceed to argus, dagger and eviscerate for 10 damage.

I basically drafted half of a Secret Paladin deck in Arena the other day, which led to this absolutely stupid first few turns:

T1: Avenge

T2: Annoy-o-Tron

T3: Dire Wolf Alpha, Redemption

...This did not go well for my poor opponent. :D

Most unjust turn 2 in the history of Hearthstone:

It's an Astral Communion deck. People straight-up don't have the right to get salty about losing to it. :D

Managed to beat a dragon priest with aggro paladin after dealing (not silencing) with Twilight Guardian, 1-2 Wyrmrest Agents (I don't remember), being cabal'd, then dropping an Armorsmith from shredder, and getting her stolen via another Cabal Shadow Priest.

 And also got a surprise lethal on a renolock who apologize when he life tapped reno jackson. That'll teach you to BM.

Tee hee.

Turn 1: Argent Squire
Turn 1.5: Injured Kvaldir -> Ancestral Healing
Turn 2: Blessing of Might, kill the Kvaldir, Leper Gnome
Turn 2.5: Injured Blademaster -> Ancestral Healing
Turn 3: Swing with Leper Gnome, Coghammer, opponent concedes.

It's nice to see how, even when a deck's early-game plan goes off pretty much perfectly, it can still get stomped by good play Cancer Paladin BS. :D

And meanwhile, on the other side of the Cancer Paladin spectrum, I'm really doing surprisingly well with this Mech Mage deck. This is like the third or fourth time I've seen a turn 6 Mysterious Challenger and said, "Oh, I don't care, I'm still killing you this turn anyways". :D

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Really looking forward to Standard mode :D. I expect a lot less people to reach legend in the future.

Well, at least its stickiness will be nerfed (loatheb, belcher, shredder and boom), but yeah. they should actually rework something from druid. Come on, you sleepy shirtless hippy, make something different for our enjoyment! :D

I'm playing my sweet facehunter deck against control derppior. I lead off with leper gnome into mad scientist, mad scientist, owl his first belcher, and then eagle horn. Oh man, then it gets really good because I go on to top deck my 2nd owl for his garbage 2nd belcher, into top decking Unleash For THA WIN!. 

Oh wait, sorry. I was the Warrior in this matchup. 

Last night at Rank 18 with my little old control priest deck, I beat a gold Legend (card back) secret Paladin. I got the warm fuzzies.

Just won a game by an extremely narrow margin. Around turn 3 or 4 I had 15 health and my opponent had 28 and without any heals I managed to come back and beat him with only 4 health left. Of course he was BMing the whole time and he tried to friend me after. I can't resist delicious tears of defeat so I added him and he cursed me out in Spanish. I don't speak Spanish so I was only able to discern that it was some sort of insult or threat leveled at my family. Doesn't matter though, still hilarious.

#saltwithoutborders

1 game. 2 Mounted Raptor, 2 Injured Kvaldir. Ohh yeah.

I put together a control Priest because I had Priest quest + 40 spells. I won a match vs a fatigue Warrior who kept Reno as last card, but I was saving an Entomb for Grom (who never appeared) so that was a quick gg. He was so far behind in the fatigue due to a 3x draw from Acolyte that I would have won even if I didn't Entomb Reno, lol.

Next match vs a face Hunter with 1x Highmane, Boom and Jarvis, he went to fatigue when I still had 10 cards in the deck and conceded with nothing in hand. Game Winner: Nexus Champion Saraad generated an Explosive Trap that cleared the board.

A nice couple of games, I wish I recorded those.