Back in classic we had Lord of the Arena, Illidan Stormrage, even Lord Jaraxxus was nice. Plus there were plenty of other guys at least showing a little bit of bicep, like Windspeaker, Abusive Sergeant, and Defias Ringleader. And then Naxx, our first Adventure, gave us Thaddius! Sure, he's made from the flesh and molded souls of innocent women and children, whose mangled cries you hear screaming in the background throughout Naxxramas, but dem abs tho!
GvG didn't give us much, but there was still Quartermaster, whose outstanding quality I think we can all agree makes up for the lack of quantity. After that, though, the game's gone downhill. Now, I can forgive BRM; that was just an Adventure, so it had fewer cards and it'd be unfair of me to expect much considering I wasn't expecting Thaddius and even he was just a token card. But TGT is a full expansion with pretty much nothing.
WTF, Blizzard? All of the guys here wearing full armor! Ugh, I guess you could count The Mistcaller, but eew. I think the only exposed arms we even got were from Silent Knight (who has no definition, and honestly that might just be some flesh-toned leather armor or something) and Skycap'n Kragg (who no). I mean, Tournament Attendee's chest looks good in that tabard, true, but I shouldn't have to settle for that when the ladies got plenty of love from Confessor Paletress, Master of Ceremonies, and Aviana.
I mean, where are the sexy, shirtless guys?
Back in classic we had Lord of the Arena, Illidan Stormrage, even Lord Jaraxxus was nice. Plus there were plenty of other guys at least showing a little bit of bicep, like Windspeaker, Abusive Sergeant, and Defias Ringleader. And then Naxx, our first Adventure, gave us Thaddius! Sure, he's made from the flesh and molded souls of innocent women and children, whose mangled cries you hear screaming in the background throughout Naxxramas, but dem abs tho!
GvG didn't give us much, but there was still Quartermaster, whose outstanding quality I think we can all agree makes up for the lack of quantity. After that, though, the game's gone downhill. Now, I can forgive BRM; that was just an Adventure, so it had fewer cards and it'd be unfair of me to expect much considering I wasn't expecting Thaddius and even he was just a token card. But TGT is a full expansion with pretty much nothing.
WTF, Blizzard? All of the guys here wearing full armor! Ugh, I guess you could count The Mistcaller, but eew. I think the only exposed arms we even got were from Silent Knight (who has no definition, and honestly that might just be some flesh-toned leather armor or something) and Skycap'n Kragg (who no). I mean, Tournament Attendee's chest looks good in that tabard, true, but I shouldn't have to settle for that when the ladies got plenty of love from Confessor Paletress, Master of Ceremonies, and Aviana.
Don't forget about Eydis and her magical ability to keep her bra on...
Eydis Darkbane
Haha I think this post may have turned me gay KappaPride
Oh, and you can't forget the rockin' tits of Eydis Darkbane
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I'm so glad this wasn't the standard ungrateful diatribe I was expecting. Well played :)
Major boobage indeed.
I am still pisst of we didnt got that hobgoblin knight i mean come on just look at him
Fist of Jaraxxus
Pun intended.
The synergy between shirtlessness and the Inspire mechanic was too strong.
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Edited: Ok, Burn the witch :P
way to not read the actual post at all.
Haha..... Chaosra didn't read one letter from this post
How did I not write this? :'-( We are of one mind.
catched ;)
Made me laugh, thank you!
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Man, i cannot stand Brode ...
Anyway, I haven't been into overly muscular super heroes since I was 7, and wished I would grow up to be one. that didn't really work out ...
Well, there's this
If you're into that kind of thing...
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LOL!
But seriously, would find it very annoying if the knights dressed out to fight in The Grand Tournament shirtless...
Go watch 300 and calm down
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